amazed no one said this yet. I'll just suggest it then. A new "toy".
Thinking along the toys route, how about an (uncursed) girdle of femininity/masculinity? It would let Bern spice things up a bit for Maytag while keeping things monogamous. Hard to know if Bern would appreciate it, but its kind of common for long term partners to give something they want for themselves as much or more than the person being gifted :PWhy to complicate ut so much.
Incredibly sharp swords are the obvious and any toys would probably have to be magical for them to be really fun (especially if they graft on), so I am kinda stumped.
Or how about giving them the option of bearing the other's child? For most couples that will bring them closer (though maybe not if they are both pregnant at the same time).
Thinking along the toys route, how about an (uncursed) girdle of femininity/masculinity? It would let Bern spice things up a bit for Maytag while keeping things monogamous.
I say everyone's favorite.................SLIPPERS *whitsle*
Something magical! <3 The fact that she'd buy something knights are so totally against is sweet enough!
Liiiike... a magical camera! :D
All the more reason to do it! Fan service and a cute/sexy/kinky/inappropriate Christmas Card?Something magical! <3 The fact that she'd buy something knights are so totally against is sweet enough!
Liiiike... a magical camera! :D
Oooh, I don't think Bern would like the results of getting Maytag a magical camera. May would doubtless want to take nude photos of herself and the two of them together...
A Teddy bear. Made from a real bear.
Mittens.
Dandy handshoes!
Or more like a right handshoe and a left stumpshoe.
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Or just 2 stumpshoes.
A locket? Who voted for that? How boring.
Or a locket that opens up with photos of the two of them... Though would Bern submit to magical photography? A painting or cameo then.
For Crest:
The one thing I can come up with is a poker deck ... there's a connection between Crest and Maytag that started with poker - so I think it would be a nice idea. :)
A locket? Who voted for that? How boring.
Or a locket that opens up with photos of the two of them... Though would Bern submit to magical photography? A painting or cameo then.
What about a locket? You could have someone do a painting of you two to put inside of it! Unless there are magical cameras in Flipside.
Get him his very own pen *LOL*
I agree that a kiss from Maytag and Bern would be a great gift :)
However, I'm betting he would be even happier if Maytag got him a date with Umber ;D
Sexual & Semi-sexual Gift Ideas This one would also be a gift to Bern and May in a way.... A promise when Bern and May eventually decide to have kids, that they'll do this by including Crest in a threesome. A Gift Certificate for a classy Geisha One Day with a dominatrix (he really does seem the submissive type) Set up a dating site profile for him. Playboy Anthology | Non-sexual Gift Ideas A Bicycle (I dunno why, but fits him somehow.) A Pair of goggles (I think they'd look good on him) Gone with the Wind (I think it'd be funny to see crest going around saying "Frankly my dear...") An androgynous chicken by the name of Spikie who likes to peck out the eyes of potatoes and snowment everywhere. Great for a late night snack or as a defense against angry mobs of potatoes and snowmen. (Yes, it was random.) A coupon for cybernetic enhancements (redeemable when technology gets that far.) A book on how to pick up girls. Some spending money. Playboy Anthology (written articles only) |
Still thought the pen idea was more practicalI know! I mean, seriously, you can get some good pens out there, and if he's asking Suspira for one then he obviously doesn't have his own. ;P
Still thought the pen idea was more practical
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