Maytag's Playhouse => Hall of Games => Topic started by: P-fae on December 02, 2009, 01:11:12 pm
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Selan created this thread once upon a time & showed me that I have a wonderful fascination for beating the crap out of forumites. So show us some love, & let the blood bath begin.
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*Like Peach from Super Smash Bros., P-fae smacks the next person to post in here with a FRYING PAN & sends them flying to the moon* :P
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Charles, grabs the moon and sends it hurtling towards P-Fae, crushing her.
(http://minerva.union.edu/hollochk/c_petrology/moon_rocks/technical_images/crash.jpg)
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O.O;;;
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(somebody save me!)
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<snip>
pwned
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I go all Frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQcS4xhhqo) on the moon and everybody in it's path.
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(http://www.twistedsiblings.com/gallery/albums/random_pics/dead_frog_day.jpg)
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I put Charles in a head lock with one arm and grab his breasts with the other. Sex change, Charles? I wouldn't have guessed you were the type. ./fondle
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I install Windows on all Akashayi's computers (MS-DOS in the smaller ones)
MWAAAHAHAHAHHA!
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noooo!! I boot from a live linux usb stick and ddos the fuck out of Charle's servers at work :P
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Decides to swipe Akashayi's computer while she is fighting Charles and swops it with a Sinclair Spectrum 48K.............with cassete tape drive ;D ;D ;D ;D
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*Drops a Barrett 416 Through Odd's chest from 2500 yards)
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*gives gun protestors Churba's home address*
(http://www.washingtoninformer.com/wk%20of%20Apr%2024/web%20photos/CTM-GunProtest2-Victor-4-24.jpg)
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Thanks for the back up, Churba!
./whips out her katana and slices Charles in return
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/dot03.gif)
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RPGtotheface
Server: akashayi was killed by parameciumkid with RPG
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WHILE Parameciumkid.status = alive
DO
IF Parameciumkid.location = unknown
CONTINUE WHILE
ELSE IF Parameciumkid.location = known
KILL -9 Parameciumkid FROM Server
SET Parameciumkid.status = dead
ENDIF
ENDWHILE
Server: Parameciumkid.location was set to known as he fired an RPG.
Server: Parameciumkid.status was set to dead
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<3
(sorry, was I supposed to fight in this post?)
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find / -name "fighting.spirit" -user Akashayi -exec chown charlesw {} \;
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Stab charles.
>>> How can you do that?
Stab charles with sword.
>>> What's a "sword"?
Dammit!
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while CDSM tries to figure out how to correct his program I fly one of my model aircraft into his spine.
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You can't chown my fighting spirit or any of me for I am the only one with root access... rawr!
now, sudo make me a sandwhich, charles!
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*Inserts Linux Rescue Disk*
Linux Rescue
Mount Existing Partitions
# cd /etc
# vi passwd
root:x:0:0:root:/root:/bin/bash
->->->->-> x
root::0:0:root:/root:/bin/bash
esc
ZZ
# vi shadow
dd
i
root::::
esc
ZZ
Reboot
Remove Linux Rescue Disk
Logs in as self
$ su -
# find / -user Akashayi -exec chown charlesw {} \;
# cd /home/Akashayi
# touch sandwhich
# vi sandwhich
i
Lettus
Tomato
Ham
esc
ZZ
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wait, wait, wait. You use vi and not vim?
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I work with AIX unix, so there's not alot of point in learning vim if I won't be able to make use of it in unix. It'd just confuse me when I move between the systems.
# mv /home/akashayi/sandwich /home/charlesw/sandwich
# mv /home/charlesw/sandwich /home/charlesw/halfeatensandwich
# rm /home/charlesw/halfeatensandwich
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my sandwich ._.
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errr sorry if its a BLT with a chicken burger and covered in mayo and tomato sauce in it its MINE, cuts Akashyis hands off with a chainsaw for atempting to steal my lunch.
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# mount /dev/chainsaw /home/Oddball/ASS
(http://www.screenhead.com/funny/chainsaw333.JPG)
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# mount /dev/chainsaw /home/Oddball/ASS -o loop
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*Respwns after 9 seconds*
That means I respawned but had an epic typo error that made me pwn everyone.
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*Respwns after 9 seconds*
That means I respawned but had an epic typo error that made me pwn everyone.
"BRILLIANT PUNK!!"
*slams a diamond forearm into 'kid's face*
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YA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA!
*Punches CDSM, and his Head explodes*
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goes for the easy option and drops a skip full of Flipside bricksTM from a great height ontop of Churba.
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*pushes Oddball from his great height*
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q175/FrozenSTi/falling_dream.jpg)
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*Uses a portal gun to port charles to the point where Oddball is about to land*
SPLOIGHT.
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*Pulls a nude KA ME HA ME HA and causes Everyone's eyes to explode*
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Due to eyes going pop misses the ice wall and sticks ice axe into Charles' head instead