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Maytag's Playhouse => Hall of Games => Topic started by: leana on September 29, 2009, 10:24:31 am

Title: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on September 29, 2009, 10:24:31 am
Okay...we will just see how this will go...
Work to be done, will go like this:

Help asked: For obducting my housemate and torturing him so he will never be selfsatisfied again!

And so on...
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Pozf on September 29, 2009, 10:27:14 am
So what I would help you out then ask for help myself?
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on September 29, 2009, 10:29:32 am
yupz :)
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Pozf on September 29, 2009, 10:34:34 am
OK then

Request completed: I abduct him and torture, both psychologically and physically for days on end. He will never feel good or safe again

Help asked: I need somebody to come "take care" of my family, so I won't have to deal with them anymore.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on September 29, 2009, 10:44:22 am
Request completed: I'll take them on a looooooooong holiday to a mental institution...

Help asked: I need some-one to be my big fat cuddle bear and take care of me
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Pozf on September 29, 2009, 10:52:36 am
Request completed: I move in and work as your butler *though you'll have to settle for a skinny cuddle bear ;) *

Help asked: I need somebody who will act in my stead when talking to other people
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Emp_Dragon on September 29, 2009, 10:59:57 am
Request completed: All your incoming calls are re-routed through me (and a 6h phone cue at international calling fees...) and anyone wanting to see you have to be cleared by passing my 2km 'mine-field-and-razor-wire-web-obstacle' course in less than 5 minutes...

Help Asked: I need someone to kidnap my girlfriend and bring her to me unscathed but hogtied... :P
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: akashayi on September 29, 2009, 12:07:35 pm
Request Completed: As it happens, tying people up is my specialty. Unhurt, but possibly not unscathed? Sorry. ;P

Help Asked: I need a decent massage ./cracks neck
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Churba on September 29, 2009, 12:21:40 pm
Request Completed: As it happens, tying people up is my specialty. Unhurt, but possibly not unscathed? Sorry. ;P

Help Asked: I need a decent massage ./cracks neck
Request Completed: Strong hands, a detailed knowledge of anatomy, And a brilliant recipe for massage oil - Sounds like I'm the bloke you're looking for.

Help Requested: Forming the most awesome rock & roll band in existence, to cut through the mire of modern music. Need assistance.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Pozf on September 29, 2009, 12:25:50 pm
Request Completed: I will be drumming Danny Carey will be on drums  And I've gone back in time to get a young chris cornell for vocals, jimi hendrix on guitar, Tony levin for bass, and I've also aquired joe satriani on guitar.

Help Requested: I need time machine schematics.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: akashayi on September 29, 2009, 12:34:31 pm
Request Completed: How do you think I am able to live in the past? (http://www.aviationexplorer.com/airliner_pictures/boeing707_320.jpg)

Work Needed: Nude model for life drawing (since I missed the last session at Blur)
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Pozf on September 29, 2009, 12:44:58 pm
Request completed: Got my ticket and I'll be at your house in 5 hours >.> I expect to be paid up front <.<

Help requested: I need somebody to open up a work position, how, where, and what job it is, you do this is up to you.

Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on September 29, 2009, 01:13:58 pm
Request completed: Got my ticket and I'll be at your house in 5 hours >.> I expect to be paid up front <.<

Help requested: I need somebody to open up a work position, how, where, and what job it is, you do this is up to you.



Request Completed. I have just assassinated the Pope and replaced him with a Mobile Pope-Suit that will run on autopilot until such a time as you are able to relocate to the Vatican.

Help requested: God is mad at me for killing the Pope, and a lightning storm is due in three hours. Help me survive.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Churba on September 29, 2009, 01:36:52 pm
Request completed: Got my ticket and I'll be at your house in 5 hours >.> I expect to be paid up front <.<

Help requested: I need somebody to open up a work position, how, where, and what job it is, you do this is up to you.



Request Completed. I have just assassinated the Pope and replaced him with a Mobile Pope-Suit that will run on autopilot until such a time as you are able to relocate to the Vatican.

Help requested: God is mad at me for killing the Pope, and a lightning storm is due in three hours. Help me survive.
Request competed - You can borrow my Faraday suit that's used for working with incredibly high voltage Tesla coils.

Help requested - I need someone's legs broken, very specifically, to ruin his playing of rugby. Cutting him in ways that would make him useless to a woman would also be helpful.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Pozf on September 29, 2009, 01:44:47 pm
Request completed: I've broken his kneecaps and shins, and removed his penis.

Help requested: I need somebody to make a master chef... Quickly.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Churba on September 29, 2009, 02:12:39 pm
Request completed: I've broken his kneecaps and shins, and removed his penis.

Help requested: I need somebody to make a master chef... Quickly.
Request Completed - Iron Chef Morimoto dispatched to your location.

Help requested - After practicing some Silat, I'm kinda hungry.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on September 29, 2009, 07:57:14 pm
Request completed: I've broken his kneecaps and shins, and removed his penis.

Help requested: I need somebody to make a master chef... Quickly.
Request Completed - Iron Chef Morimoto dispatched to your location.

Help requested - After practicing some Silat, I'm kinda hungry.

Request Completed: Morimoto's bitchin' transforming boat/jet/sportscar/starship/mecha will pick you up en route to Pozf's location, where he will make you dinner for a demonstration.

Help Requested: If I am to be a dashing hero, I must be able to get the girl. I cannot get the girl. Solve this problem!
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2009, 12:19:33 am
Request completed: I have tied up a girl on a disused railway track awaiting rescue from you.

Help needed: I need a stand in for work while I take more time off
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on September 30, 2009, 06:40:33 am
Request completed: I will come over and experience the Scottish way of work for a few weeks

Help needed: I need some-one to help me be more active instead of spending all my time behind this screen. AKA: A kick to my butt, please!
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: NightWraith on September 30, 2009, 06:56:17 am
Request completed: I'm coming over with a variety of whips, paddles and other erm.. motivational devices which should assist in getting you more active...

Help needed: I've yet to actually wake up today and it's 3pm... Someone wake me up!
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Oddball on September 30, 2009, 09:28:29 am
Request completed: I come over and throw a big pan of cold water over you and just to make sure turn the garden hose on you.

Help requested: to distract my parents while I get a big bag of "toys" out the door for this weekend
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on September 30, 2009, 10:19:29 am
Request completed: I ring the bell while being all naked, i start dancing around buttnaked and then try to seduce your mom and dad :p

Help requested: Getting this topic out of the truth section!!!
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Pozf on September 30, 2009, 10:30:17 am
Request completed: ... well not really I mentioned to Smiles last night, and she said she wants to see how the game works out first. Which is a good idea because we have a few games that didn't really go anywhere and are stickied but hardly get posted in.

Help requested: BLOWING UP THE SUN *preferably turning into a black hole >.>;*
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: NightWraith on September 30, 2009, 11:19:24 am
Request completed: It's a bit complicated and is going to take ~50billion years to complete but I'm starting on it now...

Help requested: Getting Leana to ring my bell whilst being all naked.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Oddball on October 05, 2009, 11:53:45 am
Hmm that might be tough one but let me work on it, no help requested...............Yet
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Pozf on October 07, 2009, 10:08:14 am
Request Completed:  It's pretty easy to complete nothing now isn't it

Help requested:  Make me another Sandwich *salami, pastrami, ham, turkey, mozzarella, and spicy mustard.*
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on October 07, 2009, 11:18:39 am
Request completed: *Shows you the salami, pastrami, ham, turkey, mozzarella, and spicy mustard sandwich!* Bon appetit!
Help requested: Take care of my flatmate who shows up at weird times and barges in!
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: NightWraith on October 07, 2009, 11:21:14 am
Request completed: I'll nip over and bludgeon him to death with my gfs thesis.
Help requested: Burying the body.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on October 07, 2009, 11:36:44 am
request completed: Dumping him in his own pond :)

Help requested: Explaining it to friends and family of him :)
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Oddball on October 08, 2009, 12:38:22 am
request granted: I tell them that he had a golfing accident

Help needed: to get off this chair my knees have locked
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Emp_Dragon on October 08, 2009, 11:13:54 am
Request completed, your knees will no longer trouble you as your brain has been transferred and re-connected to a new body inside the armored sarcophagus of a Mk1 dreadnaught walker... of the Death guard legion.

Help needed: more funds for my 40k collection
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on October 15, 2009, 01:08:04 am
Request completed: I sent over this huge box with all sorts of warhammerstuff!Don't let it take up all your time :)

Help requested: getting me out of bed and to the gym
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Oddball on October 15, 2009, 01:12:35 am
Request completed: I throw a bucket of cold water over you and drag you into my car and drive you to the nearest gym

Help wanted: get me into the shower and into bed
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on October 15, 2009, 01:28:32 am
Request completed: Need i say more ;)

Help requested:Cleaning my house :)
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: NightWraith on October 15, 2009, 07:37:30 am
Request completed: I kidnap Selan bring her to you, put her in shackles and chains, strip her naked and bring her to your place then tell her she can have the key and clothes back when your place is tidy.. there not only do you have a clean place but something nice to look at too...

Help requested: Stopping Selan from killing me later.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Pozf on October 15, 2009, 11:06:28 am
Request completed: I keep Selan occupied and then convince her after not to kill you

Help requested: Stop the pain *note: Physical pain, radiating from my abdomen *
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on October 17, 2009, 03:47:57 pm
Request completed: I send you to a doctor who prescribes med's for your bronchitus

Help requested: Getting me of this sofa
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Pozf on October 17, 2009, 03:52:14 pm
I don't have bronchitis, you always hear me cough because I'm really nervous :P

Request completed: I put a giant spring in your couch so whenever you want to be jettisoned off of it push the button on the remote

Help requested:  Beat some fucking sense into my cousin *warning he is dangerous he won't go down without a good fight*
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Emp_Dragon on October 19, 2009, 12:48:16 pm
Request completed: I shoot him all over with 12 gauge bean bags from an auto shotgun until he lies whimpering in a fetal position, prepared to change anything just to make the pain stop...

Help Requested: Roughly 40 soldier-models to be painted to a specified paint scheme and exact accuracy.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Oddball on October 19, 2009, 12:57:00 pm
Request completed: I use up all the enamel paints I have in my vast collection..........only I have done them in loyal Dark Angel colours and not as The Fallen.

Help wanted: to figure out this multi-GeoCache I tried to track down this afternoon
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: leana on November 27, 2009, 04:10:53 pm
Request completed: Or....i'm working on it...I'm thinking about going on a holiday to Scotland...i'd love to try the geocaching!
Help wanted: Saving the world
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: Kanazaka on November 28, 2009, 09:03:56 am
Request completed:  Me and Matt Damon just got back from an around-the world trip to feed the starving, provide fresh water, and kick terrorists' asses, Bourne-style.

Help wanted:  Mailing Christmas cards, and buying and mailing gifts to all of my relatives.
Title: Re: Work to be done!
Post by: parameciumkid on November 28, 2009, 02:42:34 pm
Request completed: I've sent a team of elite ninjas to kill all your relatives so you don't need to send Christmas cards or gifts to anyone.

Help wanted: getting me accepted to MIT.