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Title: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on August 15, 2009, 01:31:53 am
I bring thee a message:


I WILL SMASH THROUGH THE SKIES AND SMITE THE GODS BACK TO THE EVER BOILING BLACK HOLE AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE SO THAT BLOOD AND BONE OF STRENGTH THAT RESIDES IN MY SOUL WILL FOREVER BURN IN THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THOSE THAT FOLLOW AFTER ME FUELING MY HATRED WITH THE FURY OF HEAVEN UNTIL IT CONSUMES THE STARS AND THEN UNTO A MILLION SOLDIERS WILL COME CRASHING DOWN AS MY FIST LIT FROM THE EMBERS OF A DYING GALAXY ENTWINED IN THE SPIDERWEB OF ETERNITY SHACKLED TO THE WHEEL OF TIME AS IT CRUSHES THE WEAK AND TURNS TO THAT MOMENT OF PAIN AND POWER THAT MAKES THE EARTH SHAKE AND THE RING CRACKLE UNTIL MY SPIRIT EXPLODES INTO A BILLION RAZOR-SHARP FRAGMENTS CUTTING THE WORLD AND SHREDDING YOUR SANITY WITH CRUEL AND UNUSUAL LITANIES OF A THOUSAND ANGELS SPIRALING ACROSS THE HORIZONS LIFTING THE SPIRITS OF EVERY FALLEN HERO THAT NEVER FLED FROM BATTLE AS THEY RISE UP TO STRIKE AT THE NECKS OF COWARDS AND TRAITORS AND LIARS AND WEAKLINGS IN A STORM OF TEARS WHILE THE SUN BURNS AND BLINDS THEM ALL AS WAS FORETOLD IN THE BOOK OF ULTIMATE RIGHTEOUSNESS AND THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT POWER OF THE ETERNAL WARRIOR HAS COME TO DEFEAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is the message.


RULES OF THIS THREAD
1. All your posts must be BADASS. Those who behave like pussies in this thread shall be castigated by a throng of hippos on ecstasy and crystal meth (with a side cocktail of various steroids). Survivors with be summarily kicked in the face by all present to complete their atonement.
2. YOU MUST TYPE IN ALL CAPS (PREFERABLY IN BOLD, LARGE SIZES, AND WARM COLORS) (Okay, not really, but consider it!)
3. THE MAJORITY OF YOUR SENTENCES SHOULD END IN EXCLAMATION POINTS! THE MORE THE BETTER!!!!!!! (Again, not really, but think about it!)
4. Exclamation Rule Corollary: If any ones are found after your exclamation points ((i.e. !!!!!111)), you be flogged with six foot cat-o-nine-tails made of bees, spiked chains, and the screams of dying orphans. While on fire (you, not the cat-o-nine-tails).
5. There is no rule five! Looks like you get a lucky break, YEW BASTERDS!!!

IN ORDER TO POST IN THIS THREAD, YOU MUST FIRST UNDERGO INITIATION!!!
Initiation consists of eating this:
(http://jaysolomon.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/manwich.jpg)

THAT IS ALL. GO FORTH, TRUE BELIEVERS!
EXCELSIOR!

LINK OF NOTE: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/
READ UP ON YOUR BADASSES!!!!!!!


That all said, enjoy your foray into limitless awesome!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Razzly on August 15, 2009, 01:47:08 am
Wat.



NO I MEAN I'M SUPER MANLY I'M SO MANLY THAT I EAT SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICHES LIKE A MAN AND I SOMETIMES ATTEMPT PEEING WHILE STANDING BUT IT'S KIND OF DIFFICULT CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!!!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on August 15, 2009, 01:49:30 am
Wat.



NO I MEAN I'M SUPER MANLY I'M SO MANLY THAT I EAT SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICHES LIKE A MAN AND I SOMETIMES ATTEMPT PEEING WHILE STANDING BUT IT'S KIND OF DIFFICULT CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!!!!

WHICH MAKES IT ALL THE MORE OF AN EPIC FEAT!!!!!!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 15, 2009, 03:39:20 am
I AM A HUMAN LEMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUMP OFF CLIFFS AND MOUNTIANS IN ALL SORTS OF WEATHER CONDITIONS OK I'M ATTACHED TO A THIN NYLON ROPE AT THE TIME.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on August 15, 2009, 12:46:47 pm
(http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs196.snc1/6620_1033832784689_1791527097_73545_5889062_n.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Kanazaka on August 15, 2009, 07:31:26 pm
I PERFORM FIFTY SUICIDES JUST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!! IN THE POURING RAIN WHILE COMPLETELY NAKED!! AND I EAT FIVE ALARM SLOPPY JOES FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 01:21:10 am
MY HUNGER IS INSATIONABLE!!!!

SOON I SHALL BE SO FAT THAT THE EARTH WILL TREMBLE BENEATH MY VERY FOOTSTEPS! PARENTS WILL HIDE THEIR CHILDREN FOR FEAR THAT I SHALL EAT THEM! AND THEN I SHALL EAT THEM! AND THE PARENTS! AND THE TABLECLOTH! AND THE WORLD! FEAR MY GLUTTONY OF DOOM FOR YOU TOO SHALL BE NEXT!!!

MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHA Ha Ha AH HA ha HA HA ha HA haw HA!!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on August 16, 2009, 08:22:57 am
I'm Australian.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Trombonefellow on August 16, 2009, 09:06:31 am
Are trombones badass?
I reluctantly don't think so either... :(
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 16, 2009, 10:01:18 am
I'm a waste water maintenance technician!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Razzly on August 16, 2009, 10:04:49 am
I'm Australian.

Eh, look mate (insert australian accent here) I'm finnish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f9p5Nor4tk

I'll let that video speak for itself.
(Leijona is a finnish brand of vodka.)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 16, 2009, 10:05:42 am
In that case I'm Scottish
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 10:15:31 am
I'm American.
"AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZdJRDpLHbw
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on August 16, 2009, 11:09:53 am
In America?

Anyway, I don't know how badass this counts as being, but I've been thinking about it ane realized that the cello is the most erotic instrument. It has the approximate size, shape, and vocal range of a human and you play it by holding it between your legs. And the bow is a long stick that you straighten out before using and move back and forth lengthwise to operate. 0.o
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 11:52:10 am
Yeah, it kind of looks like your didleing someone from behind when you play it. Also I've seen alot of pictures that have a naked womans back with the cello-like curvy things painted on. It is a pretty erotic image. I'll try to find one.

Naked back =

http://www.bmeink.com/A80718/high/nwyo-f-holes.jpg

Diddle girl =

http://couples-for-massage.com/temp/nudecellist.jpg
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Selan on August 16, 2009, 01:11:24 pm
I'm DUTCH! WHOOOO and i can 360 my arm! TOP THAT!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 01:14:35 pm
I'm uncricumsized?  :-\
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on August 16, 2009, 01:36:13 pm
I'm Australian.
Eh, look mate (insert australian accent here) I'm finnish.
Wait, Finnish? Ok, you win, I can't stand that salty liquorice stuff. Tastes like a party in my mouth, and all the hairy, slovenly frat boys are throwing up.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Razzly on August 16, 2009, 01:37:46 pm
I'm Australian.
Eh, look mate (insert australian accent here) I'm finnish.
Wait, Finnish? Ok, you win, I can't stand that salty liquorice stuff. Tastes like a party in my mouth, and all the hairy, slovenly frat boys are throwing up.

What, really? You can't stand salmiak? It's like my favourite sweet in the world! I LOVE it! <3
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on August 16, 2009, 01:49:35 pm
I'm Australian.
Eh, look mate (insert australian accent here) I'm finnish.
Wait, Finnish? Ok, you win, I can't stand that salty liquorice stuff. Tastes like a party in my mouth, and all the hairy, slovenly frat boys are throwing up.

What, really? You can't stand salmiak? It's like my favourite sweet in the world! I LOVE it! <3
It absolutely Murders me, can't do it. I like some pretty weird foods, but I know my limit.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 01:51:04 pm
Is that all that anyone knows about Finland? That it has that gross licorice stuff? Seems kind of a shame, doesn't it?
[knows precisely dick about Finland/]
Also I've wanted to be an Autrailian a few times, mostly becuase Fosters Beer Commercials make you guys look like the manliest race in the universe and your country's reputaion of "EVERTHING IS TRYING TO KILL YOU" adds to that. Oh and you guys have Enormous Giant Eagals!   :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rescuers_Down_Under
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Razzly on August 16, 2009, 01:54:28 pm
Churba: That's a shame! ...But then again, that means, that if I ever get to go on a date with you, I get to keep my bag of sweets (salmiak) to myself. :] Ohh goodness, now I'm craving it. The salmiak, I mean. Not you.
...No, that came out wrong...



Ronin:
Finland isn't a very well known country... But I'm proud of most things we're known for? You know... Like the salty liquorice that I love?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on August 16, 2009, 01:59:21 pm
Churba: That's a shame! ...But then again, that means, that if I ever get to go on a date with you, I get to keep my bag of sweets (salmiak) to myself. :] Ohh goodness, now I'm craving it. The salmiak, I mean. Not you.
...No, that came out wrong...
I'm well happy enough to let you keep them to yourself, it's just not to my taste, I'm afraid. Though, it does provide the opportunity for me to hunt down a bag of really, really good Salmiak for you, using the help of some of my dutch friends who love the stuff.
I understood you meant the Salmiak, though, and took no offense - I very well understand that I'm even more of an acquired taste than salty licorice.

Edit - Also,
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/lighthorse.html (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/lighthorse.html)
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.html (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.html)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 02:00:12 pm
Churba and Razzly- Get a room you two! (AND PLEASE GOD VIDEO TAPE IT!  ;D)

You know what else is a badass country - Russia. You know why? Becuase everyone is seven feet tall with fists like canned hams, drinks vodka instead of water and eats bear. Like for dinner you guys!  :D
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 16, 2009, 02:02:05 pm
And dont forget the HOT women of St Petersburg Ronnin.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Razzly on August 16, 2009, 02:03:10 pm
Churba: Thank you for the offer, but I've found the best samiak of the world... And that is Fazer's. ;) Just so you know!

Ronin: I'm kind of... I don't know, so-so towards russians. I mean, considering our history with them and their teeny-weeny spying-attempts on us all the time... But the language i badass?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 02:04:53 pm
@Oddball: Fuck yeah! Like Xenia Onnatop! Getting strangled between her thighs- totally worth it!  :D

@Razzly: They have neat letters.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on August 16, 2009, 02:07:19 pm
Churba: Thank you for the offer, but I've found the best samiak of the world... And that is Fazer's. ;) Just so you know!
I recognize your challenge to find better, ma'am, and I accept!


(But I will keep Fazer's in mind, though)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 16, 2009, 02:09:38 pm
Got a soft spot for Russia but have not been to Finland yet sorry to say.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 02:10:54 pm
 I would go to Finland just for the cute panda bears.  ;)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 16, 2009, 02:14:20 pm
I would go just because I have not been there yet.........and see those blue eyes  :'(
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 02:16:04 pm
She's a cutie, to be sure. Did I mention she's got a really sexy mouth?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Razzly on August 16, 2009, 02:29:48 pm
Oh yeah, my plushie panda has the sexiest mouth ever! Ahem.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on August 16, 2009, 03:33:41 pm
Churba: That's a shame! ...But then again, that means, that if I ever get to go on a date with you, I get to keep my bag of sweets (salmiak) to myself. :] Ohh goodness, now I'm craving it. The salmiak, I mean. Not you.
...No, that came out wrong...



Ronin:
Finland isn't a very well known country... But I'm proud of most things we're known for? You know... Like the salty liquorice that I love?

Finland also has this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/hayha.html.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Razzly on August 17, 2009, 02:02:45 am
Hey, it's Häyhä! :D
Yes, he was pretty badass.

BUT I will tell you who is more badass! It is ODDBALL  who heroically saved my life by sending me a playstation 2-controller! All bow to Oddball!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on August 17, 2009, 05:03:29 am
*bows to Oddball*

as if I needed a reason!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 05:14:36 am
Aww shucks Razzly you've embarrassed me now *blushes*   :-[ :-[
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on August 17, 2009, 05:31:54 am
um Odd?  This is the thread of ULTIMATE BADASS?  Remember?

You should be kicking me in the face while I'm down or sending Razzly 10,000 game controllers or something.  Or punching bears, that would be ok too.  Or having tea parties with bears that you trained to sit down and drink tea.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 05:56:54 am
Oh aye forgot about that Umber what was I thinking, I delivered Razzly's control pad by Royal Navy landing craft crewed by friends I have in the Royal Marines and done a mini amphibous beach assault on the Finnish shore line drove up the the beach in a Scimitar light recon tank and asked a civvie where the cutest panda lived. hows that?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Razzly on August 17, 2009, 06:50:07 am
He totally did that!

And I'm going to have BADASS pizza today! Mmm <3
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Kanazaka on August 17, 2009, 07:15:41 am
I WRESTLE GRIZZLIES IN THE MORNING AND POLAR BEARS AT NIGHT!  AND THEN I SWIM NEKKID WITH SAID POLAR BEARS IN THE ARCTIC OCEAN!  AND I LIKE IT!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Trombonefellow on August 17, 2009, 10:04:07 am
Are trombones badass?
I reluctantly don't think so either... :(

Woah, the hell was I thinking?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Trombone

I'm so fuckin badass now, gimmie that fuckin manwich bitch!
*eats like a badass*
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 17, 2009, 10:09:19 am
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article5652586.ab

Swedish CV9040C IFVs in Northern Afghanistan as part of the peace-keeping forces
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 12:57:24 pm
I LIVE IN A FAMILY OF CRAZY PEOPLE!!! taken from another thread, One day an old work mate of mine came round to pick up a car radio, my dad answered the door in a white pair of overalls covered in blood and holding his big butcher's hacksaw, later as we went past the kitchen we saw my dad hacking away at a  BIG lump of meat (it was a deer carcass) on the kitchen table...............my friend never came back after that. 
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on August 17, 2009, 04:15:21 pm
I'm a ninja.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 17, 2009, 04:18:21 pm
I'm flabby, hairy, white, depressed and perverse.
Wait, how pathetic do you have to be before it crosses the line twice and becomes badass?  :P
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on August 17, 2009, 08:19:29 pm
I'm flabby, hairy, white, depressed and perverse.
Wait, how pathetic do you have to be before it crosses the line twice and becomes badass?  :P

When you learn that this is the internet. Just lie.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 17, 2009, 11:21:20 pm
Maybe my honesty is badass? :-\
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 18, 2009, 10:29:47 am
http://www.warseer.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=67033&d=1250436949

There, in the middle, 1000% BADASS (only way to trumph it would be a full scale fully operational copy, complete with demonically posessed AI and crew)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on August 18, 2009, 10:44:50 am
Maybe my honesty is badass? :-\

A REAL MAN DOESN'T NEED LIES TO COVER FOR HIS INADEQUACIES!

Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on August 18, 2009, 10:47:37 am
Thank you!
What you said!  :P
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 03, 2009, 09:31:12 pm
THIS SHIT NEEDED TO COME BACK HOMIES. AND I BROUGHT GOD DAMN COURAGE WOLF AND BRIAN BLESSED WITH ME TO GUEST STAR.


(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/Courage-Wolf-CURE-CANCER--WITH-RAGE.jpg)


(http://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/brianblessed.jpg)

WHOA! YOU SEEM ANGRY!


(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/Courage-Wolf-FUCK-OFF-BRIAN-BLESSED.jpg)


(http://dailypop.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/thor-20090602-brian-blessed.jpg)
YOU DARE OFFEND ME! NOW I SHALL DRESS UP FOR BATTLE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!



(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/Courage-Wolf--BRING-IT.jpg)



WHAT THE FUCK CUT IT OUT YOU GUYS THIS R SRIS THREAD!!

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/DSC00323.gif)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 04, 2009, 12:01:57 am
YAY!!! BRIAN BLESSED!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 04, 2009, 08:19:16 pm
Blastdad (http://pokedads.com/blastdad.jpg) is awesome.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on November 04, 2009, 10:38:16 pm
Blastdad (http://pokedads.com/blastdad.jpg) is awesome.
Blastdad reminds me of My father a bit.
[flashback to when I was 16. It's 2AM, at a party.]
*Mobile rings, I excuse myself and walk away*
"Yeah-low?"
"G'day mate, Just calling to let you know I'll be coming by to give you a lift home soon, how you going?"
"Ah, going pretty well, met a pretty nice girl, we're talking..."
"Ya gettin' a root?"
"Er, most likely."
"Sweet as, wear a franger, I'll give you a shout tomorrow."

And that is how I learned to get away with breaking curfew.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on November 04, 2009, 10:48:01 pm
hell yeah, sparkly gif time! XD

Now all we need is some dancing hamster gifs.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on November 04, 2009, 11:00:20 pm
(http://www.skypejournal.com/blog/archives/images/hamsterdance2.gif)
(http://icons.iconator.com/377/ICONATOR_dfb8c615fce0d588c38e6880f3385eb0.gif)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 04, 2009, 11:05:09 pm
Blastdad (http://pokedads.com/blastdad.jpg) is awesome.
Blastdad reminds me of My father a bit.
[flashback to when I was 16. It's 2AM, at a party.]
*Mobile rings, I excuse myself and walk away*
"Yeah-low?"
"G'day mate, Just calling to let you know I'll be coming by to give you a lift home soon, how you going?"
"Ah, going pretty well, met a pretty nice girl, we're talking..."
"Ya gettin' a root?"
"Er, most likely."
"Sweet as, wear a franger, I'll give you a shout tomorrow."

And that is how I learned to get away with breaking curfew.

So, did you actually meet a girl, or just use it to get the "Attaboy" break?

But yeah. Hell, if God were more like Blastdad I would still be Christian.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on November 04, 2009, 11:16:36 pm
Blastdad (http://pokedads.com/blastdad.jpg) is awesome.
Blastdad reminds me of My father a bit.
[flashback to when I was 16. It's 2AM, at a party.]
*Mobile rings, I excuse myself and walk away*
"Yeah-low?"
"G'day mate, Just calling to let you know I'll be coming by to give you a lift home soon, how you going?"
"Ah, going pretty well, met a pretty nice girl, we're talking..."
"Ya gettin' a root?"
"Er, most likely."
"Sweet as, wear a franger, I'll give you a shout tomorrow."

And that is how I learned to get away with breaking curfew.
So, did you actually meet a girl, or just use it to get the "Attaboy" break?
Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on November 04, 2009, 11:18:22 pm
Blastdad (http://pokedads.com/blastdad.jpg) is awesome.
Blastdad reminds me of My father a bit.
[flashback to when I was 16. It's 2AM, at a party.]
*Mobile rings, I excuse myself and walk away*
"Yeah-low?"
"G'day mate, Just calling to let you know I'll be coming by to give you a lift home soon, how you going?"
"Ah, going pretty well, met a pretty nice girl, we're talking..."
"Ya gettin' a root?"
"Er, most likely."
"Sweet as, wear a franger, I'll give you a shout tomorrow."

And that is how I learned to get away with breaking curfew.

My god man, the Australian is thick in this one. At this rate, we'll need to bust out google translate.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on November 04, 2009, 11:20:42 pm
HAHA yeah, I know what it says with ease but thinking on it, there are a couple of remote ones in there *PMSL*

"Franger" *lol*
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on November 04, 2009, 11:45:19 pm
Root = A shag, a fuck, having sex.

Mobile = A Cell Phone.

Franger = Condom.

Or, to translate it into Very, very english.

"My greetings on this fine morning to you, sir!"

"My greetings to you too, old chap, If you'll pardon my brevity, I'm just contacting you via this mobile telephone to convey to you that I shall be arriving shortly to transport you to the family home, also, I would like to inquire upon your general state of wellbeing and happiness, and also, what has transpired upon your night of revelry and merrymaking?"

"Ah! The night has been exemplary, old chap, and I have found myself in the pleasure of the company of a fine young woman of good breeding and even finer upbringing, we have been conversing at length this night."

"I say, Good show, chap! If you'll pardon the intimacy of my inquiry, might I ask if you believe it likely that your interactions with this young lady will result in the same actions that a man and a woman bound in marriage traditionally engage in, that is to say, to lay with this young lady in the biblical sense of the term?"

"I do believe that this is a possibility, old chap, if I do manage to avoid any egregious faux pas, as it were."

"Brilliant show, good sir! Do ensure to properly armor one's masculine organ against any of the more unplesant things that this young lady may unwittingly carry, and indeed, to prevent causing her to become, if you would pardon me for being so blunt, pregnant. I shall contact you upon the new day at the best opportunity."
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 04, 2009, 11:56:10 pm

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 04, 2009, 11:57:46 pm
Root = A shag, a fuck, having sex.

Mobile = A Cell Phone.

Franger = Condom.

Or, to translate it into Very, very english.

"My greetings on this fine morning to you, sir!"

"My greetings to you too, old chap, If you'll pardon my brevity, I'm just contacting you via this mobile telephone to convey to you that I shall be arriving shortly to transport you to the family home, also, I would like to inquire upon your general state of wellbeing and happiness, and also, what has transpired upon your night of revelry and merrymaking?"

"Ah! The night has been exemplary, old chap, and I have found myself in the pleasure of the company of a fine young woman of good breeding and even finer upbringing, we have been conversing at length this night."

"I say, Good show, chap! If you'll pardon the intimacy of my inquiry, might I ask if you believe it likely that your interactions with this young lady will result in the same actions that a man and a woman bound in marriage traditionally engage in, that is to say, to lay with this young lady in the biblical sense of the term?"

"I do believe that this is a possibility, old chap, if I do manage to avoid any egregious faux pas, as it were."

"Brilliant show, good sir! Do ensure to properly armor one's masculine organ against any of the more unplesant things that this young lady may unwittingly carry, and indeed, to prevent causing her to become, if you would pardon me for being so blunt, pregnant. I shall contact you upon the new day at the best opportunity."

Jeez. I've been getting enough of that in Paradise Lost, thank you very much.

Heh. "Properly armour one's masculine organ".
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 05, 2009, 12:01:55 am
Root = A shag, a fuck, having sex.

Mobile = A Cell Phone.

Franger = Condom.

Or, to translate it into Very, very english.

"My greetings on this fine morning to you, sir!"

"My greetings to you too, old chap, If you'll pardon my brevity, I'm just contacting you via this mobile telephone to convey to you that I shall be arriving shortly to transport you to the family home, also, I would like to inquire upon your general state of wellbeing and happiness, and also, what has transpired upon your night of revelry and merrymaking?"

"Ah! The night has been exemplary, old chap, and I have found myself in the pleasure of the company of a fine young woman of good breeding and even finer upbringing, we have been conversing at length this night."

"I say, Good show, chap! If you'll pardon the intimacy of my inquiry, might I ask if you believe it likely that your interactions with this young lady will result in the same actions that a man and a woman bound in marriage traditionally engage in, that is to say, to lay with this young lady in the biblical sense of the term?"

"I do believe that this is a possibility, old chap, if I do manage to avoid any egregious faux pas, as it were."

"Brilliant show, good sir! Do ensure to properly armor one's masculine organ against any of the more unplesant things that this young lady may unwittingly carry, and indeed, to prevent causing her to become, if you would pardon me for being so blunt, pregnant. I shall contact you upon the new day at the best opportunity."

Err Churba what about Scotts dont understand English sorry  :P or gie me time an' I get it done.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on November 05, 2009, 12:16:07 am

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on November 05, 2009, 12:18:40 am
Root = A shag, a fuck, having sex.

Mobile = A Cell Phone.

Franger = Condom.

Or, to translate it into Very, very english.

"My greetings on this fine morning to you, sir!"

"My greetings to you too, old chap, If you'll pardon my brevity, I'm just contacting you via this mobile telephone to convey to you that I shall be arriving shortly to transport you to the family home, also, I would like to inquire upon your general state of wellbeing and happiness, and also, what has transpired upon your night of revelry and merrymaking?"

"Ah! The night has been exemplary, old chap, and I have found myself in the pleasure of the company of a fine young woman of good breeding and even finer upbringing, we have been conversing at length this night."

"I say, Good show, chap! If you'll pardon the intimacy of my inquiry, might I ask if you believe it likely that your interactions with this young lady will result in the same actions that a man and a woman bound in marriage traditionally engage in, that is to say, to lay with this young lady in the biblical sense of the term?"

"I do believe that this is a possibility, old chap, if I do manage to avoid any egregious faux pas, as it were."

"Brilliant show, good sir! Do ensure to properly armor one's masculine organ against any of the more unplesant things that this young lady may unwittingly carry, and indeed, to prevent causing her to become, if you would pardon me for being so blunt, pregnant. I shall contact you upon the new day at the best opportunity."

Hahahaha, oh man, I can't stop giggling. Hilarity.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 05, 2009, 12:19:17 am

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Naturally, you never had to.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on November 05, 2009, 12:35:06 am

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 05, 2009, 11:18:25 am

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on November 05, 2009, 02:56:46 pm

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 05, 2009, 07:04:24 pm

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on November 05, 2009, 07:34:29 pm

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on November 05, 2009, 07:42:48 pm

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on November 05, 2009, 07:48:47 pm

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Pozf on November 05, 2009, 07:53:11 pm
More than one you could just create your own super quote pyramid using copy paste....
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on November 06, 2009, 08:55:30 am

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 06, 2009, 09:01:11 am

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on November 06, 2009, 09:07:23 am

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 06, 2009, 09:15:25 am

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Hmm seems I'm out of slaves the cellar is empty so I'll just provide the transport instead
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 06, 2009, 10:56:41 am

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Hmm seems I'm out of slaves the cellar is empty so I'll just provide the transport instead


(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g121/weiknarf/tunnel2.gif)[
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 06, 2009, 01:04:04 pm
ok had to reply: my eyes where starting to go on me while watching that.  :'(
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on November 06, 2009, 01:57:02 pm

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Hmm seems I'm out of slaves the cellar is empty so I'll just provide the transport instead


(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g121/weiknarf/tunnel2.gif)[
BWAHAHA LOLZ!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on November 06, 2009, 02:02:34 pm

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Hmm seems I'm out of slaves the cellar is empty so I'll just provide the transport instead


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/timeparadox.jpg)[
BWAHAHA LOLZ!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 06, 2009, 02:08:02 pm

Yes, I actually met a girl, I didn't even know that would get me a break at that point.

But did you use it to get breaks in the future?
I never thought to actually lie about it, oddly enough.

Me. Mainly because my reasoning was, if I didn't get laid, I didn't get laid, so I really didn't get anything out of it, and who really cares what other people think because they probably don't even exist and I'm superior anyways.

So yeah, being a solipsist will get that for you.
Naturally, you never had to.
Bullshit, have you ever met a teenage boy who didn't lie about getting laid?
Quote pyramids are fun!

Especially when you want to say is lost in them.

On another forum I used to post at, years, ago, we once had post pyramids that were like 20 posts long in the designated "Spam thread".

It was also the first thread on that forum to have an entire page consisting of only two words, which were "moo" and "mox".


I miss those days. That's the first time I ever had a "crew" on the internet.
Oh mans, that reminds me of the Quote pyramids from the FRC forums, where we managed to break the forum software.
So if we keep this up we might break the forum?  :-\
Only one way to find out, Mark!
*looks over shoulder* Hush Pozf!

*resumes admiring the pyramid*
can any one join in or is this a private party?
You just have to donate some slaves to the pyramid-building workforce.
Hmm seems I'm out of slaves the cellar is empty so I'll just provide the transport instead


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/timeparadox.jpg)[
BWAHAHA LOLZ!

ARRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHH brain over load!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on November 07, 2009, 03:48:14 pm
This had to go somewhere:
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/311/e/c/Large_Hadron_Collider_Shoop_by_parameciumkid.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Razzly on November 08, 2009, 10:13:24 am
You know what my super-badass Russian-killing dog just did?
She pooped on the floor and then ate it.  :-\ I mean, what's the point of pooping if you're just going to shove it down there again?

I understand if she was like, fighting the winter war and starving - but I just fed her less than an hour ago!

Freya, that is nasty. No, you are not giving me any kisses today. Eesh.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 08, 2009, 02:32:52 pm
*puke* the Daft Collie did the same Razzly gave him some tablets to stop him from doing it, never got to understand why he did it.  :-\
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 08, 2009, 03:42:11 pm
You know what my super-badass Russian-killing dog just did?
She pooped on the floor and then ate it.  :-\ I mean, what's the point of pooping if you're just going to shove it down there again?

I understand if she was like, fighting the winter war and starving - but I just fed her less than an hour ago!

Freya, that is nasty. No, you are not giving me any kisses today. Eesh.


Yeah, some dogs just do it. There are some theories, but none are really conclusive since not all of them do it...some might do it out of instinct. Or maybe to hide that she did it on the floor, if you've been training her not to.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on November 08, 2009, 06:21:37 pm
My brother had a fish that did that once.
It kept pooping out a piece of poop, eating it, and then pooping again. And eating it again. Like ten times. o_O
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 08, 2009, 06:25:21 pm
Wait.




Wait.




















Wait.


What the FUCK is poop doing in my badass thread? The least you could do is have it be a monkey flinging it at people. That's at least flippant, which is the redheaded stepnephew of badass.

Razzly, -200 awesome points. (However, be aware this leaves you yet with somewhere on of 2.38 x 10 3 awesome points).
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Razzly on November 09, 2009, 02:45:51 am
CDSM, YOU BETTER GIVE ME THOSE 200 POINTS BACK OR ELSE I SHALL PUT YOUR EARS ON TOP OF MY SPICY SANDWICHES AND THEN I SHALL EAT THE SPICY SANDWICHES WITH YOUR EARS ON TOP LIKE A MAN
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 09, 2009, 02:57:45 am
You better do it CDSM, she might set freya on you and that is one tough dog, just heard that Freya did ALL 283 Munro's (Hills/mountiains in Scotland over 3000ft) in one day and did the Black Cullins ridge on the Isle of Skye in under an hour!!  :'( :'( an
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on November 09, 2009, 03:38:25 am
You better do it CDSM, she might set freya on you and that is one tough dog, just heard that Freya did ALL 283 Munro's (Hills/mountiains in Scotland over 3000ft) in one day and did the Black Cullins ridge on the Isle of Skye in under an hour!!  :'( :'( an
I heard that the Tungska event was actually just because she had a fight with a pack of bears, but was too lazy to fight them one on one.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 11, 2009, 11:19:29 pm
I WAS BORN WHEN MY FATHER, THE WIND, IMPREGNATED MY MOTHER,A STORM CLOUD. WHILE A FETUS I WAS AS A LIGHTNING BOLT SHAPED, AND WAS STRUCK UPON A MOUNTAINTOP, THERE LAY I NAKED IN THE CHILL TO BE RAISED BY THE STONES AND GLACIERS OF THE MOUNTAIN ITSELF.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on November 12, 2009, 05:13:52 pm
Sounds like a really sucky childhood.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 12, 2009, 07:13:11 pm
Sounds like a really sucky childhood.

I prefer the term proto-manhood.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 13, 2009, 12:18:35 am
My nickname is from a war film  ;D and the nut has three Sherman tanks all ready togo
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 22, 2009, 07:23:33 pm
I've decided I'm just going to start being myself.

I'm not going to be afraid to be who I am, to like what I like, or whatever anymore. It's turned me into the quiet guy, and that's not who I want to be anymore.

I confess...I am so much cooler on the internet. And I want to take who I am there...and make it my real life self.

Maybe people will notice the change, and it'll get them thinking about me more.

I just know...if I'm ever going to get the girl, I have to be myself more.
No more hiding, no more pretending. And if everyone hates me for it, then so be it.

Today I served almost 150 disgruntled moviegoers pretty much by myself (the projectionist was there too, but he had to thread movies as well so he always couldn't help me the whole time) since we were so understaffed.

It taught me something. These disgruntled customers are not worth what I could spit.
So screw them.

You hear me world? CDSM will take precisely none of your shit.
It's time to sack up.
Who's with me!?!!?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on November 22, 2009, 09:34:21 pm
Rock out! (also, the yin avatar is awesome)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 22, 2009, 09:39:53 pm
Rock out! (also, the yin avatar is awesome)

It's a perfect fit for me, don't you think?

but yeah, I realized I was wrapping up way too much of my happiness in other people, and not enough in...shit that I like
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on November 23, 2009, 03:57:05 pm
Wait.


Wait.


What is shit doing in your badass thread?
CDSM, -200 awesomeness points. This leaves you with 200 less than however many you had before.  ;D
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 23, 2009, 04:10:47 pm
Wait.


Wait.


What is shit doing in your badass thread?
CDSM, -200 awesomeness points. This leaves you with 200 less than however many you had before.  ;D

I have infinite badass points, so no worries.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on November 23, 2009, 05:12:58 pm
but only a finite number of monkeys.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 23, 2009, 05:15:07 pm
but only a finite number of monkeys.

And with enough monkeys, you can do pretty much anything.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 23, 2009, 05:51:15 pm
especialy if they are throwing shit at folk
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on November 24, 2009, 06:40:40 pm
Wait.


Wait.


What is shit doing in your badass thread?
CDSM, -200 awesomeness points. This leaves you with 200 less than however many you had before.  ;D

We're definitely going in circles now.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 25, 2009, 08:12:37 am
if we are can we turn around and go anti-clockwise now? I'm starting to get dizzy  :-\
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 25, 2009, 10:35:58 am
If you're going to BOG DOWN this thread with USELESS TOPICS then I ask that you occasionally at least EMPHASIZE your words.

Else may you die a thousand cowardly deaths of sickness, old age, obesity, choking on pretzels, and having heart attacks from oversexing.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on November 25, 2009, 06:34:33 pm
Wait.


Wait.


What is shit doing in your badass thread?
CDSM, -200 awesomeness points. This leaves you with 200 less than however many you had before.  ;D
I BELIEVE his PREVIOUS TOTAL was -4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rgh
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on November 25, 2009, 06:42:08 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/004pww8a.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 25, 2009, 08:21:26 pm
Wait.


Wait.


What is shit doing in your badass thread?
CDSM, -200 awesomeness points. This leaves you with 200 less than however many you had before.  ;D
I BELIEVE his PREVIOUS TOTAL was -4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rgh


Your beliefs are sadly mistaken. NOW DIE!!!!!

@ akashayi: Kick. Ass.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: shadowfire on November 25, 2009, 09:19:35 pm
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm22/wonder_lick/Motivational%20posters/wonder_lick_DirtyMindMP.jpg)
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm22/wonder_lick/Motivational%20posters/motivationalposter66.jpg)
because yoda is epic
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 25, 2009, 10:01:18 pm
Suggestive images are NOT badass.

Your last image makes up for it, however.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on November 25, 2009, 10:09:16 pm
How about just about everyone in the comic Kick-Ass - the Title character is a High-school kid with no powers, training or really anything but a pair of escrima sticks who becomes a costumed hero. Or hit-girl, trained by her father for the job, wielding A staff with a sword on either end.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 26, 2009, 12:05:07 am
How about just about everyone in the comic Kick-Ass - the Title character is a High-school kid with no powers, training or really anything but a pair of escrima sticks who becomes a costumed hero. Or hit-girl, trained by her father for the job, wielding A staff with a sword on either end.

A title character of a comic titled Kick-Ass? interesting.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on November 30, 2009, 03:42:03 am
If you're going to BOG DOWN this thread with USELESS TOPICS then I ask that you occasionally at least EMPHASIZE your words.

Else may you die a thousand cowardly deaths of sickness, old age, obesity, choking on pretzels, and having heart attacks from oversexing.

DAM YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! ITS YOUR EFFING FAULT I HAVE HAD A COLD FOR TWO WEEKS AND SPEND A WEEK OF ANNUAL LEAVE IN BED INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GET A PHYSIOTHERAPIST!!!!!! YOU CURSED ME!!!  AND I TRIED TO HELP YOU AS WELL!!!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 30, 2009, 11:45:26 am
A REAL MAN IS NOT MEASURED BY THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS, BUT BY THE SIZE OF HIS HEART!!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on November 30, 2009, 12:40:12 pm
A REAL MAN IS NOT MEASURED BY THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS, BUT BY THE SIZE OF HIS HEART!!!

Quick, let's bust out the ultrasound machines and fucking compare.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 30, 2009, 12:57:02 pm
A REAL MAN IS NOT MEASURED BY THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS, BUT BY THE SIZE OF HIS HEART!!!

Quick, let's bust out the ultrasound machines and fucking compare.

My heart cannot be measured by any human apparatus?

Would you like to see my heart? Then look at the skies. Look at seas! Look at the faces of every crying child...every oppressed innocent...every broken damsel...there is where you shall see the measure of a man's heart!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on November 30, 2009, 04:14:46 pm
Suddenly I'm very depressed.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on November 30, 2009, 04:19:48 pm
Suddenly I'm very depressed.

I HOPE YOU INTEND ON KICKING THAT DEPRESSIONS ASS!

Otherwise...
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s257/MyDoom111/btarded/MarioGTFO.gif)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on December 03, 2009, 09:55:55 am
*performs a jujitsu throw on 'kid's depression, then verbally abuses it while it's pinned down*
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 03, 2009, 09:40:16 pm
I too, have much sorrow.
Sorrow...hatred...anger...
These things are the foundation of evil!
These are the first steps on the road a heart must take into the darkness!
I shall give my heart to the shadows, and become KING OF DEMONS!!!

Kuahahahaha!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: shadowfire on December 03, 2009, 09:45:13 pm
I too, have much sorrow.
Sorrow...hatred...anger...
These things are the foundation of evil!
These are the first steps on the road a heart must take into the darkness!
I shall give my heart to the shadows, and become KING OF DEMONS!!!

Kuahahahaha!!
O.o *backs away slowly* ok then well im just ... im gona be over .... over there
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on December 03, 2009, 10:00:27 pm
(http://leprastuff.ru/data/img/20091121/877e0785b6e2e03324b45a293126e5d5.gif)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2680/4149138372_a78a3751b5_o.gif)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 03, 2009, 10:02:41 pm
O.o *backs away slowly* ok then well im just ... im gona be over .... over there

YOU WILL KNOW FEAR!


@ akasha: Your offering is deemed worthy. The amount of virgins you will receive in heaven has increased by one (1).
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: shadowfire on December 03, 2009, 10:14:20 pm
u want fear i give you da clown
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 03, 2009, 10:43:29 pm
YAWN.

Kefka's much scarier, and I pwned his ass.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on December 04, 2009, 12:11:48 am
I AM ODDBALL FEAR ME!  ;)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on December 04, 2009, 12:16:04 am
I AM ODDBALL FEAR ME!  ;)

I fear nothing. Not even my infinitely more powerful future self coming back in time to kill his pathetically weak old self.
If he does, he will find he misremembers!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on December 05, 2009, 03:09:47 am
actually that ^ was a pretty badass sentiment *nods approvingly*

That building jumping thing and airplane jumping thing are FUCKING NUTS too!

FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKINGGG NUUUUUUTTTSSrgh!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: shadowfire on December 05, 2009, 08:47:26 am
alright umber cdsm and akasha meet me in texas with some mats i know where we can replicate the stunt
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on December 05, 2009, 10:07:51 am
ok who has the monster truck so I can do the plane jump  ;D ;D
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on December 19, 2009, 05:49:00 am
Double post time but what the hell. I give you Kelly's Heroes and M*A*S*H:

(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP0314.jpg)

(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP0315.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/IMGP0316.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on December 19, 2009, 12:22:35 pm
Badassery:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUjySij1IM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUjySij1IM&feature=related)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on December 19, 2009, 12:56:42 pm
Band of Brothers was awesome and I've watched it all the way through like 3 times now >.>
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on December 19, 2009, 12:57:52 pm
Got the book, VHS and DVD box set.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on December 19, 2009, 01:00:57 pm
Band of Brothers was awesome and I've watched it all the way through like 3 times now >.>
It is awesome.  I'm in your ballpark of viewings, though I've probably seen each of the battle sequences around 20-30 times on youtube.  I went through a phase where I would just watch a few of them every night before bed.

I might like the book I think...
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on December 19, 2009, 01:08:12 pm
The book is good, as usaul a few changes and more detail than what the Tv series tells you, so you would like it Umber.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on December 19, 2009, 01:08:34 pm
Yeah, there are some battles in it I have viewed, many..many more times. And I didn't know there was a book. Well then. I will claim and feast upon it's juicy entrails. o.O
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on January 13, 2010, 11:45:46 pm
WIN (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mf.html)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Pozf on January 14, 2010, 12:57:21 am
(http://www.collectedcurios.com/Freeman_Vs_Chief.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on January 14, 2010, 07:19:19 am
WIN (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mf.html)

GOD DAMN THAT IS EPIC!

Did anyone else seriously play that Michael Jackson game?  I got to the very last stage of the last boss and lost all my lives and continues. Michael had turned into a bloody fighter ship and everything!  *cry* I will now never know the finishing sequence of the game *whine*
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on January 14, 2010, 07:35:02 am
WIN (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/mf.html)

That is pretty awesomeRGHHH!

worthy of the badass thread.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Trainman on January 18, 2010, 01:20:53 am
THIS ONE CONCERT I WENT TO I MANAGED TO CROWD SURF
UNFORTUNATELY I GOT DROPPED
BEFORE I COULD COMPLETE MY AWESOME BACKFLIP, I KICKED THIS CHICK IN THE FACE.
ALSO MY FEET WERE ON FIRE

YES
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on January 18, 2010, 03:35:54 pm
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/012010/bond-like_mythbusters.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on January 18, 2010, 03:36:42 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen..............I think we have a WINNER!!  ;D
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on January 18, 2010, 03:39:16 pm
Yes. So very yes.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on January 18, 2010, 03:39:33 pm
... I think I just busted  :'( :P
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on January 18, 2010, 05:02:42 pm
What about Steve McQueen?

(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/8LF7D00Z.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Emp_Dragon on January 23, 2010, 07:03:51 am
Sorry odd, he doesn't beat Kari Byron :P
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on January 23, 2010, 07:29:03 am
She's the female version.  Steve in his day did not need to speak he let his glare do the work  8)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on January 24, 2010, 03:46:33 pm
This Cat.
(http://i.imgur.com/oKlO7.gif)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on January 24, 2010, 03:49:33 pm
Hmm but the cat is getting human help to get into the bag.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on January 27, 2010, 02:12:37 pm
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/012010/small_the%20internet.jpg)

bigger version (http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/s.php?f=012010&p=the_internet.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on January 27, 2010, 02:16:11 pm
lol, is that the green/blue eyed girl at the bottom?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: shadowfire on January 27, 2010, 02:46:08 pm
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2ekhp9s.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Stardreamer on January 27, 2010, 03:48:45 pm
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2315/49161009833232451521000.jpg) (http://img402.imageshack.us/i/49161009833232451521000.jpg/)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on January 27, 2010, 06:02:36 pm
We are edging away from badass.  ;)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on January 27, 2010, 07:42:08 pm
Now you understand how I feel about the sexy thread, all the time.

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/wallz3050_drive-me-closer.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on January 27, 2010, 09:24:09 pm
I love that one. I had that one as my background for the longest time, before replacing it with Yomiko Readman.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on January 30, 2010, 03:57:08 pm
R.O.D. is the shit though. ./rock

(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/9/129048832136391560.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Emp_Dragon on January 30, 2010, 04:10:32 pm
OMG! You killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD! :P
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: shadowfire on February 03, 2010, 03:07:51 am
According to the legend of the Whipfather, a desperate innkeeper fallen on hard times encountered three young boys who appeared to be from wealthy families. Naturally, his immediate response to the situation was to gruesomely slaughter them by slitting their throats and cutting them into pieces with the help of his wife.

He was caught red-handed (literally) by none other than jolly ole Saint Nick, because evidently this folktale was written by a nine-year-old boy.

After bringing the three children back to life (because Santa really is just a way cooler Jesus), the big red guy decided to take the law into his own hands and condemn the psycho to an eternity of community service as his new helper, traditionally portrayed in chains at Santa's side. Bratty kids were (and in some cases, still are) warned that while Santa makes his rounds delivering presents, the Whipfather will stop by to deliver both coal and painful assbeatings to naughty children, because there's clearly no better punishment for a child-killer than to take him on a holiday joyride of bondage and sadism.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on February 04, 2010, 04:39:48 pm
Quick poll. Which of the following would you rather have as your savior?


(http://www.aug.edu/augusta/iconography/iconographySupplementalImages/crucifixion/rembrandt.gif)     


(http://crosebrough.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/30/strongjesus_2.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Pozf on February 04, 2010, 04:44:24 pm
Secret option 3

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cobwx4DWgm8/SJyzJNCLxLI/AAAAAAAAATg/7ju5NW2P9Ek/s400/buddy_jesus.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on February 04, 2010, 04:54:21 pm
The only real option:

(http://www.poormojo.org/hate/RaptorJesus.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on February 04, 2010, 05:17:46 pm
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/1168277431132.gif)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on February 04, 2010, 05:28:21 pm
It's bloody huge but... BAD ASS JESUS!

(http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jesus4.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on February 04, 2010, 05:33:05 pm
(http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2010-01-25.gif)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on February 04, 2010, 05:56:15 pm
Charles.

Source.

NOW.

(seriously, seeing stuff like that makes me want to be a Christian again. I've been surrounded by too much shallowness and hypocrisy I'd forgotten how kickass the true way of Christ could be)


edit: Never mind, I found it with my Google Fu.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on February 04, 2010, 06:21:18 pm
For everyone else:

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2009/04/09/my-favorite-mid-90s-bad-ass-jesus-comic/

When I saw this I just thought "HELL YEAH! JESUS KICKING SOME OLYMPIAN ASSS!"

While the final page leading to the fight with Zeus seems to be the worst drawn, I do like the final line to describe how the Thunder God fared against the Christ.

(http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jesus6.jpg)

The only way this could get more badass is if Jesus retained a nail in one of his hands and used it to deliver a more painful than average backhand to one of the gods  ;D

... or if he'd head-butted one of them with his crown of thorns.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on February 04, 2010, 08:56:56 pm
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/tumblr_kx49g7bveh1qzmf9m.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on February 04, 2010, 11:33:05 pm
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w287/belovedeleanor/smurfs_hardcore.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on February 04, 2010, 11:56:23 pm
don't forget

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/Ninja_Masters_by_spacecoyote.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on February 05, 2010, 09:39:35 am
(Back to weapons)....The only Saviour I have is the Lee Enfield SMLE and The Great Pumpkin In The Sky..................us Atheists have to belive in something as well you know  :P
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on February 05, 2010, 11:36:12 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x3lOZ4yX6Y&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x3lOZ4yX6Y&NR=1)

edit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-pgRhi_Lo&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-pgRhi_Lo&NR=1)

edit again: Odd, if you're still alive, could you answer a quick question?  What was the standard issue combat rifle for the British in WW2?  Not the Lee Enfield, right?  Or was it?  I saw one video that seemed to suggest that it was a somewhat updated model of the Lee Enfield...

Are the Americans the only ones who had a semi-automatic rifle as the standard issue (the M1 Garand)?  Actually, I think I may have read that somewhere.  If so, pretty good fire superiority...though the Lee Enfield would have been just nearly comperable in the right hands, at a slight disadvantage only because you could only put 5 rounds in it at a time.

Jeez, I'd like to buy one of these things someday, just for the historical value.  At least I'd like to feel what it's like to shoot edit:some puppies with/edit one someday.

edit:
We are edging away from badass.  ;)
What? that car picture was pretty badass guy...throwing someone over the hood of a dusty old car and going for it?  Though...it was almost certainly staged.  They wouldn't have kept their hands/bodies stationary on the hood.  There would have been lots more dust wiped off.

WW2 is automatically badass though right?  As are firearms maybe?  Boomsticks?

Not that I'm afraid to throw your thread off-topic RAAAARGH!!!  FIIGHT MEE!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on February 06, 2010, 05:40:55 am
Aye still here, no sign of the Ninjas yet.  The standard Infantry rifle for the British army since 1895 was the Lee Enfield 0.303 rifle in it's various forms but the Home Guard got the Canadian Ross rifle due to shortages after the Dunkirk evacuation. It remaind in service well into the 1950's where it got replaced by the Self Loading Rifle similar to the Heckler & Koch G3 until the late 80's when the SA80 came into service. Depending on the version You could fit a ten round clip into the magazine, watch that last video again and read the discribtion 5 rounds in the mag at the start then reload with a ten round clip.

The American Standard was the Garrand M1 semi-automatic rifle after replacing the springfield rifle, but due to lend-lease some units of the commandos (army,Royal Marines and Lovats Commandos) and S.A.S did use the Garrand. yep and they where the only army to use semi automatics as standard infantry rifles.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on February 07, 2010, 05:53:47 pm
This thread was way more Badass in the beginning.

Isn't...that the way these things always go? Fading away...away...away...
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on February 07, 2010, 07:34:17 pm
WATCH IT PUSSY! WE HAD BAD ASS CHRIST KICKING SOME UGLY OLYMPIAN ARSE JUST BEFORE, OR WERE YOU TOO BUSY PICKING THE CRUST OFF YOUR PUSSY BLT SANDWICH INSTEAD OF CHOMPING INTO A MANWHICH FULL OF KNIVES TO NOTICE?!!!!!

NOW SHUT THE HELL UP UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING BADASS TO SAY OR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on February 07, 2010, 07:35:18 pm
wups ninja'd...charles said it betteR!!!!!

I find your post to be rather un-badass!

Badass Jesus wasn't badass enough, for Christ's sake?  God I mean he's trying!!!  Young people these days are heard to reach!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on February 07, 2010, 07:51:32 pm
DAMMIT UIS! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH THOSE WOOSIE LOWER CASE LETTERS!!!!  YOU WANNA POST HERE THEN EVEN YOUR WORDS HAVE TO LOOK BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF I SEE YOU POST LIKE THAT AGAIN I'LL BEAT YOUR PUSSY POST INTO THE WALL WITH A SNICKERS BAR!!!



(http://www.forandagainst.com/var/article/I/I_know_gay_when_I_se_92/92_mr_t_snickers.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on February 07, 2010, 08:55:14 pm
YEAH I CAN'T OUT-BADASS THAT, SORRY!!!

*BRACES FOR IM-PACT (with peanuts)*
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on February 07, 2010, 09:48:22 pm
Charles, all I have to say is:

(http://loveisdope.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/shonuff.jpg)




Now if you'll excuse me, I have to continue reading FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on February 07, 2010, 10:34:30 pm
ARE THOSE LOWER-CASE LETTERS WITH NO BOLDING AGAIN!

AND WHO'S THAT UGLY MOFO WITH THE HALF ASSED HOLD ON "THE GLOW" TRYING TO SCARE.

I SET BRUCE LEROY ON HIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT BADASSERY!!!!!!!!!!


(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7a/Bruce_leroy.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on February 08, 2010, 12:10:05 am
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2126801/word09_sexy_bucho1.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on February 08, 2010, 03:08:12 am
YOU WANT BADASS WELL I GIVE YOU SPECIAL AGENT LEROY JETHRO GIBBS!
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/Gibbs-ncis-9478207-1024-768.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on February 08, 2010, 09:44:34 am
ARE THOSE LOWER-CASE LETTERS WITH NO BOLDING AGAIN!

AND WHO'S THAT UGLY MOFO WITH THE HALF ASSED HOLD ON "THE GLOW" TRYING TO SCARE.

I SET BRUCE LEROY ON HIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT BADASSERY!!!!!!!!!!



A real man doesn't need to compensate with flashy fonts. He only needs the words he writes down.

YOU WANT BADASS WELL I GIVE YOU SPECIAL AGENT LEROY JETHRO GIBBS!
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/Gibbs-ncis-9478207-1024-768.jpg)


*puts on sunglasses*
YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: RoninAngel on February 08, 2010, 03:36:52 pm
He's way more badass then that Horatio Caine fag* on CSI Miami. What a douchebag.






*n-word privileges people, look it up.   :-\
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NWordPrivileges
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on February 08, 2010, 03:56:02 pm
He's way more badass then that Horatio Caine fag* on CSI Miami. What a douchebag.






*n-word privileges people, look it up.   :-\
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NWordPrivileges


You're bi, so you can't really be considered a fag. That's like someone who looks white but their granddad was technically black using the n word like its okay.  :P
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on February 08, 2010, 09:40:43 pm
BWAAAAHAHAHA! PROOF THAT THE OLD BASTARD I WORK UNDER IS A BADASS.  THIS IS HIS MESSAGE TO SOME GUYS WHO STUFFED UP A TAPE CHANGE ON THE WEEKEND.

**********************

Alright you guys……

More care HAS TO BE EXERCISED when 'handling' tapes…….

This weekend - Saturday - replacement tapes were not imported in both big libraries…..!!!!!!! - Almost resulting in zillions of backup failing rest of weekend…!!!!!

Also - tapes that should have been imported on Saturday were shipped off-site Sunday - causing havoc in sorting out the mess for poor olde johnny-boy monday morning.

NOW -THAT'S IT - FROM NOW ON - THOSE PRINTED SHEETS PRINTED OUT ON THE PRINTER IN IS - WILL FROM NOW ON BE COLLECTED AND USED TO ENSURE THAT CORRECT TAPES ARE BEING ORDERED - THAT CORRECT TAPES ARE BEING IMPORTED AND THAT INCORRECT TAPES ARE NOT TAKEN OFF-SITE.

IN the future - failure to comply with this executive directive will automatically initiate court-marshalling procedures/summary shootings/bush surgery with a blunt rusty samurai sword……etc…etc…etc…..BLAH…BLAH…….
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on February 17, 2010, 10:03:19 pm
My new proof that God exists:

ARGUMENT FROM NINJUTSU
(1) No one has ever seen God.
(2) There is no evidence that God created or influences the universe.
(3) Ninja always go unseen and leave no traces of their actions.
(4) Therefore, God is a ninja.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on February 18, 2010, 04:17:49 am
Well I could easily look up the argument if God really does exist from HHGTTG if you want.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on March 22, 2010, 09:53:36 pm
ONE DAY I SHALL DEVOUR THE WORLD.

Much like this:

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc199/CrystalDragonSpaceMarine/cc2a0fa66416842a4b52fa3724e08487.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on April 19, 2010, 08:09:53 pm
most epic photo ever, thanks to Eyjafjallajökull, the norse jotunn of legend:

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/04/eyjafjallajokull-fire_in_the_sky-700x853.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on April 20, 2010, 01:53:37 am
NICE!!!  8)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Selan on April 20, 2010, 11:14:20 am
EPIC!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on April 25, 2010, 06:43:39 pm
What they said, nice and epic and so forth.

But because it hasn't been mentioned yet to my knowledge, something that's really badass is POWERTHIRST (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs).
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on April 26, 2010, 02:10:03 pm
Here you go saw this on another forum.
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/ztS7Y.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on April 26, 2010, 02:22:29 pm
I got pointed to that earlier. XD Epic in itself, that card.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on April 28, 2010, 11:39:53 am
OK HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A BADASS CRUISE!!

  http://www.deluxevoyages.com/Fun/pirates.htm
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 29, 2010, 08:52:07 am
Well, I know I'll want to get me a quad 40mm Bofors L70 before hitting that cruise ;D
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on April 29, 2010, 08:57:35 am
Errrrrr Emp that was scary cos I said the same thing about using a Bofors 40mm when I saw that in another forum I visit  :o (also added using the mighty 25 Pounder arty peice)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 29, 2010, 09:01:02 am
Well, you know what the wise men say odd, great minds think alike ;)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 29, 2010, 12:11:39 pm
omg that is frking awesome...
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on May 05, 2010, 05:42:48 pm
(http://drmcninja.com/comics/2006-12-015p12.gif)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on June 03, 2010, 03:01:06 pm
(http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/06/03/ManaFireball.jpg)

"Industrial robot arm catapults flaming bowling balls" (http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/06/industrial_robot_arm_catapults_flam.html)

I want one.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 03, 2010, 05:57:04 pm
That gives me a photoshop idea...

Also, props to a company making drinks packaged to look like WoW potions.

I kinda want some now! I'm not a fan of WoW or anything but the idea is just...too awesome-sounding.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on June 04, 2010, 07:50:05 pm
(http://msmills.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/chuck_norris.jpg)

<font color=red><font size=36>CHUCK NORRIS IS THE DEFINITION OF BADASS, NOW WHERE ARE DEM CAPS!!!!</font>
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 04, 2010, 09:54:56 pm
Welcome to 2005.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on June 05, 2010, 10:34:39 am
Welcome to 2005.
whats that supposed to mean?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 05, 2010, 11:32:20 am
Welcome to 2005.
whats that supposed to mean?

It means Chuck Norris is stale, foo'.  :P
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on June 05, 2010, 12:01:54 pm
And so is Mr T (I pity the foo')
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on June 05, 2010, 12:04:48 pm
stale he may be, but hes still quite badass and therefore qualifies for this thread aha!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on June 05, 2010, 05:07:05 pm
Well... You pretty much have to go back that far for true badass.

Unfortunately, society has declined until this is what they believe to be badass:

(http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp31687+robert-pattinson-is-edward-twilight-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on June 05, 2010, 08:51:36 pm
not sure if you linked anything charles, dont see it
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 05, 2010, 09:52:42 pm
Well... You pretty much have to go back that far for true badass.

Unfortunately, society has declined until this is what they believe to be badass:

(http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp31687+robert-pattinson-is-edward-twilight-poster.jpg)

Dark is the day when a Red X is badass.

(I see from the link it's Edward. Hunf.)

Anyways, yeah, badasses are in short order, at least in mainstream works.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on June 05, 2010, 10:05:17 pm
Yeah thats the problem is that nobody is cool like they used to be
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Emp_Dragon on June 06, 2010, 12:12:58 am
I'd say a red X is preferrable to 'edward' the sparkling vampire freak...
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 06, 2010, 07:18:08 am
Yeah thats the problem is that nobody is cool like they used to be

They only recent badasses I know are from manga or comics, or things like that, mostly characters that have been like that for long-running times.

Even those are sometimes subpar, too, especially with the western comics swapping out writers all the time.

Still...even with recent manga, I'm hard-pressed to find a consistent badass that's as awesome as say, Kenshiro, or Joseph Joestar.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on June 06, 2010, 07:49:59 am
Well if Chuck Norris and Mr T are out then Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon) should replace them lol
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on June 06, 2010, 10:44:38 am
Well if Chuck Norris and Mr T are out then Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon) should replace them lol
they are redoing dragonball z, can goku replace them too?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on July 20, 2010, 04:36:29 pm
This forum is now diamonds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENHYjW83Oxs

and in case you somehow missed it: http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice?v=uLTIowBF0kE and http://www.youtube.com/user/OldSpice
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on August 03, 2010, 03:15:48 am
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/15d5fd54-3a0a-4598-8877-90314f3b5306.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on August 03, 2010, 09:47:10 am
lol @ badass cat
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 03, 2010, 10:25:37 am
ARRRRGH!!! Akashayi has bred a battalion of killer cats!!

Edit: Today's Menage a 3 badass? http://www.menagea3.net/
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on August 03, 2010, 11:08:08 am
I've never had sex with Tarantulas on my boobs o.o
./shudder
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on August 03, 2010, 08:25:32 pm
Thats not a mad cat!
Thats a Timber wolf!

*is shot*
Actually, both are equally legitimate, But MadCat came first, we only found out what the Clans called it in Mechwarrior 2 - and the clans call it the Timber wolf.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on August 03, 2010, 10:15:55 pm
No, they are two different Mechs.  The Mad cat has the missiles between the arms and the torso while the Timber wolf has the missiles above the arm's connection to the torso (like that cardboard box).

I know my Mechs WAY too well  :-\
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on August 03, 2010, 10:18:10 pm
MADCAT
(http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/9/8528/67764.jpg)

Timberwolf
(http://mechwarrior5.ru/images/timberW.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on August 03, 2010, 11:54:50 pm
You do not know your mechs Nearly well enough, my friend, because the former is in fact a Mad Dog/Vulture (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Mad_Dog), where as the second one pictured is, in fact, The MadCat (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Madcat).
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on August 04, 2010, 12:16:59 am
hmmm, did they get the naming wrong on the Mechwarrior 2 expansion pack for the Ghost Bear clan?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on August 04, 2010, 12:30:01 am
hmmm, did they get the naming wrong on the Mechwarrior 2 expansion pack for the Ghost Bear clan?
Well, it's possible, or you might have mis-remembered, since they're very similar names, and all.

Also, Quoth the Battletech wiki -
Quote
Computer games are explicitly excluded from the list of products that contribute straight Canon  to the BattleTech universe while at the same time it was stated that the IP owners are "not in total denial about these sources either"; it has also been stated that fluff from certain official, licensed products (namely certain computer games including those produced by Activision) can be assumed to be part of the shared universe as long as it is not directly contradicted, and makes sense. On this premise, MechWarrior II: 31st Century Combat is considered to be an apocryphal product.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on August 04, 2010, 12:32:35 am
So there's no Kodiak mech :(
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Churba on August 04, 2010, 12:33:53 am
So there's no Kodiak mech :(
There is - it's just part of a shared universe, rather than explicitly the Canon Battletech universe.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on August 04, 2010, 12:37:35 am
Great!

I wonder how far I'll get in the Solaris VII tournaments with one

(http://www.exodus-road.com/xcart/files/master/prodpics/1-CBT/classic_battletech_miniatures_IWM_20-660.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 04, 2010, 01:54:40 am
Prefer the LUCIUS PATTERN WARHOUND TITAN (WOLF) BODY :

(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/Wolfalt2.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/warhound.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/Wolfalt6.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on August 04, 2010, 04:25:30 pm
*ahem* pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

that will be all
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on August 04, 2010, 08:40:35 pm
@Oddball: BAH! Unicron eats titans like they're a bowl of bar nuts

(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n223/COCHEE25/universe5.jpg)
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on August 04, 2010, 09:45:42 pm
ARGH!!!!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on August 05, 2010, 08:43:29 am
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! bar nuts you never know where folks hands have been when they dip into the bowl. 
:-\ :'(
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on August 25, 2010, 07:55:18 pm
I think Mr. T should make it to this thread for punching a shark

Attached is proof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgdrL0Bl_YY&feature=related
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Pozf on September 18, 2010, 09:20:29 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bVthK.jpg)

Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on September 18, 2010, 10:26:31 pm
Yes.

So very yes.

Sharing that with all my friends.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Zearth on September 22, 2010, 10:42:23 am
That's pretty damn badass
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Emp_Dragon on October 10, 2010, 12:44:49 pm
I just say: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPsL2WVhFCc&feature=related
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on October 10, 2010, 12:49:02 pm
Got that on my MP3 player, if I could find my cd and cables for my phone I would have it as my ring tone.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Cheesemoose on October 15, 2010, 12:06:16 am
I am of German and Scottish descent. I'm still growing, six feet tall, and 240, mostly muscle. (Okay, I'm kinda fat, but I can still kick total ass) I live in America, and if the offspring of Master Chief and Samus Aran screwed Chuck Norris, I would still kick their ass. Did I mention I'm also sort of a nerd? So I'm a smart badass. I COULD RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm accepting applications for the rank of General, currently...
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on October 15, 2010, 08:51:11 am
please applying in writting to the Flipside Regime thread why you should be a "General" and one of the Founding Grunts may get back to you thank you for impatience.
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: akashayi on October 19, 2010, 09:37:20 pm
Don't fuck with this guy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Selan on October 21, 2010, 08:27:25 am
I managed to fix a second virus attack on my computer.
I couldn't even get on the internet anymore, i have skils!!
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Emp_Dragon on October 21, 2010, 02:01:09 pm
Yay! But how did you get it infected in the first place?
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: parameciumkid on October 21, 2010, 06:46:54 pm
Okay, you badass-ness-lovers REALLY need to watch THIS video: http://helia.net63.net/pwn.php?p=The%20Ultimate%20Badass
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: Oddball on October 22, 2010, 03:28:51 am
hmm looks like its so bad arse it has been blocked in the UK  :-\
Title: Re: THE THREAD OF ULTIMATE BADASS
Post by: charles on June 25, 2011, 02:56:08 am
(http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/089/641/original/tumblr_ld9rwjEzZA1qzi1qgo1_500.jpg)