Maytag's Playhouse => Free Talk => Topic started by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on August 11, 2009, 09:14:22 pm
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I've been thinking lately that I need a solid way to make money, and a thought struck me.
Start a cult!
It's tough to get followers though, usually those things are so small scale. But! What if the cultists were already there, merely waiting for their fervor to be harnessed?
That's why I think it'd be a good idea to start a religion that worships Michael Jackson. Yep, that's right. The Church of Michael. Jacko Christ died for your sins, and all that.
I could say how his ghost appeared to me before ascending to the great big Neverland in the sky. I bet we could get tons of people who are looking for spiritual guidance and a big fat pocket to put their money in.
So who's with me!?
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HA!
I wonder how many people already thought of/ are trying to do this already.
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Thought we all ready had a cult started in here?
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it does seem to work if you can get it going, just look at scientology xP
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Thought we all ready had a cult started in here?
No, though we have talked about about starting one.
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you're all already in my cult. now get back to the salt mines.
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Sorry LK I cant got a sick note from my doctor.
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Sorry, already in a very time-consuming cult.
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HERETIC!
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I'm in!
Seriously, is there any other cult who could lay claim to more awesome hymns?
His bible would be his mucis. A collection of Albums instead of books, with tracks instead of chapters (although there would still be verses).