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Title: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 07, 2009, 02:16:51 pm
Was watching one of those "world's wildest videos" shows the other day and this popped into my head.

Things you don't want as your last words.

"Hey, watch this!"

"Betcha I can."

"You're a big one, ain'tchya?"

"Here, hold my beer."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 07, 2009, 02:22:13 pm

"O.K., folks, stand back!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 07, 2009, 02:25:26 pm
"I'll be right back"

"I have a good Idea"

"Do you hear that?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 07, 2009, 02:29:12 pm
"Nah, It's just firecrackers"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 07, 2009, 02:33:34 pm
"what happens if I press this?"

"I'll climb the tree to get the model plane down"

"are you sure it is tied the right way round?"

"did you work this out?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Pozf on August 07, 2009, 03:33:31 pm
"What could possibly go wrong?

"Sure it's safe."

"I wonder what happens when I mix these..."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 07, 2009, 05:27:06 pm
"I can jump that, no problem."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 07, 2009, 05:59:41 pm
"They can't possibly hit us at this range."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 07, 2009, 06:11:26 pm
"Oooh pretty!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 07, 2009, 06:23:18 pm
"This tastes funny."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 07, 2009, 06:24:17 pm
i bet you I can!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 07, 2009, 06:24:46 pm
"OK, now hit the gas."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 07, 2009, 07:26:52 pm
"Eat me"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Pozf on August 07, 2009, 07:29:42 pm
"Nothing can stop me"

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 07, 2009, 07:31:01 pm
"what do you mean I'm in for it now?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 07, 2009, 09:49:02 pm
"I hate you."


"what?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 08, 2009, 03:21:33 am
"Let's go down here"

"Dont worry I know where we are"

"This is a short cut"

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: akashayi on August 08, 2009, 03:30:26 am
There are some pretty amusing ones here:
http://emacbeth.home.mindspring.com/Quotes/lastwords.html

"We're in luck! The dragon is sleeping"
"Here, hold this rope while I go down."
"I open the coffin...SLOWLY."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Pozf on August 08, 2009, 03:42:01 am
"Hey look! A treasure chest!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Chag4 on August 08, 2009, 04:53:41 am
"You're doing it wrong! Here, let me show you..."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 08, 2009, 07:33:15 am
I'm off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 08, 2009, 09:15:36 am
"No pain, no gain."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 08, 2009, 09:16:28 am
"He's no chaos mutant, he's just piss drunk"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 08, 2009, 10:51:27 am
"Is it meant to be making that sound?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 08, 2009, 10:54:32 am
One thing that would be awsome to be your last words:
"THIS CANNOT BE?!?"

Not quite as awsome:
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
"Are you going my way?"
"You stay here, I'm going to check it out."
"What is that? OH GOD PLEASE DON'T! OH GOD! OH GOD PLEASE! OH-GOD-NO-OH-GOD-OH-GOD!"
"No matter what you hear, stay in this hiding spot. Promisis me... No matter what, you'll stay in this spot and you won't make a sound."

You could also make a whole thread about "Phrases you don't wan't to hear right before you die." Perhaps most notably: "It puts the lotion on it's skin and it does what it's told." or perhaps: "Squeel like a pig, boy." 




Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 08, 2009, 11:54:21 am
One Imperial guardsman to another on Armageddon Prime
"Hey, don't worry about that, it's just a small squig"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 08, 2009, 08:22:30 pm
"I'll just follow these directions from Mapquest"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Pozf on August 08, 2009, 08:39:51 pm
"trust me"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 08, 2009, 08:57:26 pm
"maybe this won't be so bad."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 08, 2009, 10:46:10 pm
that wasn't as bad as i was told it would be.


HEY I'M STILL ALIVE!!!!!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 09, 2009, 01:50:40 am
"Were are we going? This sure doesnt't look like a dance hall...

"Hey, sailor! Want a date?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 09, 2009, 02:01:34 am
*Heard this yesterday while on the dive boat*

*Forth Coastguard, Forth Coastguard this is the Yaght Peak FLow"

*the story is that Forth Coastguard put out an all stations call out to help them rescue som folks who got stranded and heard this guy speaking in a dead posh English accent. as soon as we heard that we took the piss out of him*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 09, 2009, 09:55:42 am
Could I see your ID?

(Sometimes man, sometimes... >:( )
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: leana on August 09, 2009, 10:18:12 am
*Guess what i always wanted to tell you....*
*Did i tell you about....*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 09, 2009, 10:45:28 am
"Have you seen this?"

"Look what I can do"

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 09, 2009, 05:59:35 pm
"ahhhh!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 10, 2009, 09:33:57 am
"And you are sitting on it right now"

"There is some thing under my foot"

"oh look an Eagle"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: No.Na. on August 10, 2009, 04:41:20 pm
"I'm sure it's just the wind"

"she seems nice enough"

"hey little fella"

"... of course I don't believe in ghost"

"what are you scared of?"

"hay ma' look what I can do"

"Oh that' makes more sense"

"you guys smell something?"

"well at least we're all okay"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: parameciumkid on August 10, 2009, 05:01:04 pm
"Wow, this soup/tea/wine is delicious!"

"That's it, I'm never talking to you again!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: No.Na. on August 10, 2009, 05:08:03 pm
"my stomach kinda hurts"

"can i try it on?"

"a double blind air bag test you say?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 10, 2009, 06:38:42 pm
"Wow, hard to believe that after 30 years I'm finally retiring tomorrow."

"Sure it's sturdy.  Look I can jump on it and it doesn't break."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 10, 2009, 06:46:15 pm
"What's that smell? Oh, probably nothing."

"I have to admit, you're not the kind of guy I usually go out with..."

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 11, 2009, 06:30:29 am
"We made it you bastards we made it!!"
"We are almost out I can see a light up ahead"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: NightWraith on August 11, 2009, 06:41:13 am
"This is easy"
"This is going well"

"Stand back, I know what I'm doing, I've seen them do this on TV 100s of times"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 11, 2009, 06:46:27 am
"Let's hitch a lift from this bloke"

"are you going my way?"

"dont worry he is completely harmless"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 11, 2009, 08:01:10 am
"I'm INVINCIBLE!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: leana on August 11, 2009, 03:35:34 pm
"Oh yeah, oh yeah...i'm coming!!!!"
"Oh yes please touch me there"
"Oh yes, kiss me here"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: No.Na. on August 11, 2009, 07:19:06 pm
"If you say so..."

"that never happens in real life"

"what are ya' chicken?"

"looks like a shortcut"

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: parameciumkid on August 11, 2009, 07:35:34 pm
Anyone remember the Kohler commercial with the old dying woman who mentions all the places she's been and stuff she's done, making the point that "I've seen and done everything", only to have the last thing she sees be the young woman enjoying her Kohler bathtub through the window across the street, and her last words be "Damn!" ...?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 11, 2009, 08:02:53 pm
"Oh ...my ...Gawd!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 11, 2009, 10:14:20 pm
"Hmm... this seafood looks a little sketchy... oh, well."

"I'll take what's behind door number 1!"

"I'll tell you when I've had enough."

"Of course it's not loaded!"

"Need a lift?"

"It's perfectly safe. That stuff only happens in the movies."

"Of course I'm safe to drive."


Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 12, 2009, 12:05:24 am
"It's only a model"

"Yes I'm sure"

"pull me up pull me up"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: parameciumkid on August 12, 2009, 03:21:59 pm
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
We seem to have forgotten the most epic fail last words of all:

Quote from: Kindred
"I REFUSE TO DIE!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 13, 2009, 02:44:23 am
"Awww aint she/he cute"

"Have you started yet?"

"is it in yet?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: leana on August 13, 2009, 11:21:18 am
"Really?"
"goodnight"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 14, 2009, 09:40:48 am
"Dont wrorry we are unsinkable"

"dont worry its one of ours"

"I'll be fine wont I?"

"Just tell me that I'll get out of here alive"

"Dont worry you will make it out"

"You are going to be just fine"

"they have first class doctors working here"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 14, 2009, 09:50:46 am
"Okay, so what's the bad news?

"Oh don't be a baby."

"It's just an after dinner mint."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 14, 2009, 09:51:40 am
"Just a little waffer thin mint"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: leana on August 14, 2009, 03:33:47 pm
"it's just a minor surgery isn't it?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: parameciumkid on August 14, 2009, 07:20:19 pm
"The Black Knight always triumphs! ...I'm invincible!!"

"You yellow bastards... Come back here and get what's comin' to ya!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 15, 2009, 04:10:51 am
"It's only a flesh wound"

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 15, 2009, 08:40:37 pm
"One dead rabbit comin' right up"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 01:33:03 am
IT WAS THE SALMON MOUSSE!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: parameciumkid on August 16, 2009, 11:15:06 am
Fool! I have but one weakness, and you will never figure out what it is!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 11:53:51 am
"Bullets! My one weakness! How did you know?!?  :P
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 16, 2009, 12:18:40 pm
"YOU!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 16, 2009, 01:17:12 pm
A tu, Brutae?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 16, 2009, 09:52:42 pm
i knew that would happen
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 17, 2009, 12:55:24 am
"Not like this. Not like this!"   :(
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Pozf on August 17, 2009, 12:58:06 am
Everybody has avoided the most famous one

"AARRRRRRRRRGMMMMMMMMMLAKDSJFLJAEKFNMKJASNDFVAPOWNAESKJDS *dead*"

And all such variances of that >.>
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 17, 2009, 06:46:59 am
"Hmmm... That's wierd."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 07:13:08 am
What the?

How the........?

who the?

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 17, 2009, 08:25:41 am
"i don't know"

"he's right behind me. isn't he?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 17, 2009, 09:26:50 am
Hey, does it look like that guy up there is holding a rifle?

Calm down, you'll make it through this.  We all will.

Man, I've done rapids ten times worse than this!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 09:45:26 am
They don't call me lucky for nothing you know
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 17, 2009, 09:47:41 am
i did it!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 17, 2009, 09:56:29 am
Stop worrying, our Bradley's armor can take anything they might fire at us
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 10:04:21 am
dont worry folks once the bulkhead doors are sealed we are completly safe.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 17, 2009, 12:48:24 pm
let me out! I need air!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 17, 2009, 12:49:23 pm
Welcome to Perth High School
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 18, 2009, 04:16:09 am
"Ah the sea! This is the life! The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face!"

 
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 18, 2009, 05:36:29 am
"Cut the blue wire Its always the blue wire"

"Dont worry the slings will hold"

"right that's the last of them"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 18, 2009, 11:39:09 am
Why am I ticking?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 19, 2009, 12:54:46 am
Is it meant to be making that noise?

Hello they call me Odd  ;D

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 19, 2009, 01:15:18 pm
"Tell my girl I loved her.
...Wait.
On second thought, don't bother."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 19, 2009, 05:12:26 pm
Wheee!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 19, 2009, 11:39:59 pm
"i'm fine"

"oh no i forgot to turn off the oven!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 20, 2009, 12:06:43 am
"I claim the last peice of cake"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 20, 2009, 03:56:58 am
mmmmmm... forbiddan donut.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Trombonefellow on August 20, 2009, 04:21:34 am
"I'm taking you with me!!!!1" *Self Destruct*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 20, 2009, 10:04:57 am
"GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 21, 2009, 05:31:47 pm
"You're so beautiful."  (boy & girl make out)

--> total death sentence in any horror movie
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Pozf on August 21, 2009, 09:33:49 pm
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/song-chart-memes-last-words.jpg?w=504&h=263)
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 22, 2009, 02:23:38 am
^ Oh like that Pozf  ;D ;D

"Which end does the bullets come out of?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on August 22, 2009, 03:07:03 am
I-musn't-be-afraid-I-musn't-be-afraid-I-musn't-be-afraid-I-musn't...
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 24, 2009, 12:25:05 pm
"Don't be silly, there's no such thing as werewolves."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Emp_Dragon on August 24, 2009, 12:26:25 pm
"Don't worry, they won't touch us... we're Americans for christ's sakes!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 24, 2009, 12:47:16 pm
"It was not me alll i did was just stand here just like you said to do"

"now just one more part to go in"

"all I did was tweak the throttle settings a touch"

"I pronounce you man and wife"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on August 27, 2009, 02:28:59 pm
Cut the blue wire?  You sure?  OK then ...
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on August 28, 2009, 07:15:52 pm
he's right behind me, isn't he?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 29, 2009, 06:09:55 am
Has this one been done?

"We're saved, we're ssssaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvveeeeeeeedddddd"

"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: leana on August 31, 2009, 10:06:27 am
You look like a nice guy...
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on August 31, 2009, 10:18:34 am
Hello everybody  ;D
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: leana on September 02, 2009, 01:10:52 am
whoops
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 02, 2009, 09:36:00 am
Erm

ah

are you sure?

Trust me I'm a doctor
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on September 04, 2009, 07:13:56 pm
"So you've got a gun, is that supposed to scare me, punk?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 07, 2009, 09:33:41 am
"I dont belive it.............You shot me!!"

"This wont hurt a bit"

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Toyota on September 07, 2009, 12:21:01 pm
"so you are saying that this dog is so well trained that if i point at my throat and say kill...."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on September 10, 2009, 09:52:24 pm
...."but i love you"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 11, 2009, 12:28:24 am
It's me not you

why do I have an anvil instead of a parachute?

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Sister Aluicious on September 14, 2009, 03:41:25 pm
"try this one it's not posionous....see it matches the picture in the book of a completely harmless plant..."
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 14, 2009, 03:51:07 pm
hello that was not there before

dont worry it will be easy

Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: akashayi on September 14, 2009, 03:56:53 pm
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/song-chart-memes-last-words.jpg?w=504&h=263)

How did I miss seeing this? Hilarious. Picturing all the ways "I love you" would end in death reminds me of black mage hitting on white mage.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Pozf on September 14, 2009, 04:52:37 pm
heh thinking about black mage talking about love reminds me that the hadoken syphons love out of the world every time it's used, and the conversation that brought up.

And I don't know how you missed it, quit being sick.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on September 15, 2009, 01:28:58 am
"nice pie chart can i have a piece?"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: parameciumkid on September 15, 2009, 06:38:38 pm
Of course I know how to use it! The pointy end goes in the other guy.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on September 15, 2009, 11:43:26 pm
"eep!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on September 16, 2009, 12:14:52 am
you're how old?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 16, 2009, 12:29:46 am
Will you stop doing that....it tickels
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Pozf on September 16, 2009, 12:35:03 pm
No no no, it doesn't make you look fat... ok well a Little.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: West on September 16, 2009, 01:20:21 pm
"...and this, cadets, is the minefield, but don't worry, they're all deactivated"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 21, 2009, 08:55:38 am
hey look it's one of ours

dont worry its dead it cant harm you

now if we turn it on its side it cant possibly get stuck going down this small side street
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on September 22, 2009, 11:35:41 pm
why should I care?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2009, 10:11:39 am
I have found the cure!

Dont drop it its the last one
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on September 23, 2009, 12:56:47 pm
*singing "the end of the world as we know it" song at a country music concert*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2009, 12:57:41 pm
And I feel fine? thats a R.E.M song  ;D
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on September 23, 2009, 12:58:56 pm
( heh I love that song)

*yelling "Hippy!" at a general of the German army*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2009, 12:59:55 pm
shouting get a job at bunch of BMXers
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: akashayi on September 23, 2009, 01:26:43 pm
or, you know, just shouting "Get A Job! (ya hosers)"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on September 23, 2009, 01:27:42 pm
"I say nuthing Fun-key!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: West on September 23, 2009, 03:44:23 pm
"It's peanut butter Jelly TIME!" as you charge a police roadblock, your old truck bouncing in potholes, your mullet streaming in the wind as you lean out the window to fire at them with ol' Bess, your favourite rifle....
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 23, 2009, 04:44:11 pm
"I have cadbury's fruit and nut!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: West on September 23, 2009, 05:48:01 pm
Hey babe, did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Pozf on September 23, 2009, 08:42:01 pm
yar found another graph


(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/128978930962486229.png)
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 24, 2009, 02:47:41 am
Dont worry there are no cornices around here.................

This is an area known not to avalanche...................

the weather will be all right for tommorrow's hike
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Emp_Dragon on September 24, 2009, 07:48:37 am
Now, now Calvin, stay calm and give daddy the gun back...
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on September 24, 2009, 08:25:32 am
its all right to leave the gun case open no one will touch them
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: parameciumkid on September 25, 2009, 07:01:25 am
Quote from: Suspiria
I'm one of the ten most powerful sorcerers in the world... so you better do what I say!
:P
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on November 03, 2009, 11:35:47 pm
"Mommy, I don't feel so good..."  :(
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Smiles on November 07, 2009, 11:37:55 am
no it's not that tunnel it's this one
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on November 07, 2009, 12:42:39 pm
Did you remember to bring the spare batteries for the:GPS/Torch/Mobile phone

I gave you the car keys remember!
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: parameciumkid on November 07, 2009, 03:51:35 pm
This isn't exactly "last words", but it's on a similar enough subject, i.e. "words you wouldn't want to be the last you ever hear."
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/tooyoung.png)
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Azure on December 18, 2009, 05:56:37 am
"You don't have the guts to shoot me, ya wuss!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: akashayi on December 19, 2009, 05:41:45 pm
Hah. Cyanide and Happiness has some pretty good strips from time to time.
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: charles on December 20, 2009, 12:08:17 am
"I'm just gonna take a look"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on December 20, 2009, 03:30:45 am
"This looks like a good place to set up camp"

(one of my dad's now) "dont worry that aint a bog just wet grass"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Keaoden Silverstride on December 20, 2009, 03:52:16 am
"The End"  :D
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: charles on December 20, 2009, 04:23:23 am
"This looks like a shortcut"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: shadowfire on December 22, 2009, 12:30:42 pm
"dont worry im sure its this wire"

"oh im sure they arnt smart enough to use a murcury detinator"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: charles on December 22, 2009, 06:57:21 pm
"Hold that plastic while I jiggle this electrical stuff out, just don't touch the metal parts"

*said to my boss TODAY as I was removing a fluorescent light bulb which was still turned on from a socket which had come loose from the main parts and was dangling by it's wires in a hard to reach spot.*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Oddball on December 23, 2009, 12:39:38 am
"Yep the electric fence is off so its safe to take it down"  :'(
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: charles on December 23, 2009, 12:57:19 am
*Lets just hitchhike there*
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: Toga on January 06, 2010, 01:01:53 pm
"NO, NOT ME, IT'S YOKO YOU WANT!"
Title: Re: Famous Last Words
Post by: RoninAngel on January 06, 2010, 01:04:51 pm
"It'll be fine, I'm probably not allergic."