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Title: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on July 16, 2009, 09:29:16 pm
This thread is for posting things you hear, out of their original context. Could be stuff from this forum, but stuff from your daily lives would be great!

-"I prefer to always have both hands free to keep a good grip on my weapon"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 12:01:59 am
" NO! My Balls! Why do you keep knocking my balls out!"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: charles on July 17, 2009, 12:17:07 am
"Would you like to eat my salty white nuts?" *offers a jar of salted macadamia nuts*
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on July 17, 2009, 07:28:16 pm
" The only possible way that happened is if the game wanted me to lose."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on July 17, 2009, 09:34:35 pm
"I need my vicarious smoochies"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Oddball on July 18, 2009, 05:06:38 pm
Blowing off a O ring
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on July 18, 2009, 09:59:06 pm
"I'm going charge the gates of heaven, with a fork, screaming ' TA IS NOT A WORD!' "
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Chag4 on July 25, 2009, 03:22:48 pm
"I'm no good with the entire chew and swallow thing."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on July 25, 2009, 05:25:29 pm
"so I guess there isn't going to be any head to head action"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on July 26, 2009, 01:28:55 am
"If it has toes it's not a penis" ~Mr. Grey
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: No.Na. on August 10, 2009, 04:48:24 pm
"there's sill some pain and Now it hurts when ever i am walking..."

"its nice but, then you have to watch for shit"

-_-; the occasional first things i hear from people I know when i get to school
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: parameciumkid on August 10, 2009, 04:56:21 pm
"Wow, this thing is super-extendable!"

(This was quickly followed by "that's what she said.")
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: No.Na. on August 10, 2009, 05:10:21 pm
"sorry it got really hard all of a sudden"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Sister Aluicious on August 17, 2009, 11:27:44 pm
"i need two bone ins and a ten oz butt."

(one of the waitresses at work  putting in an order for three steaks.)
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on August 18, 2009, 08:29:42 am
Playing Settlers of Catan -
"I got wood for sheep"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Azure on August 21, 2009, 05:34:59 pm
Is that Uranus?

Reply: No Your Anus is not visible to the naked eye.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on August 25, 2009, 06:23:31 pm
"G as in Jello"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on August 25, 2009, 06:53:46 pm
Is that Uranus?

Reply: No Your Anus is not visible to the naked eye.
Well, until you've been to prison, in which case the trick is to tuck it into your sock.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on August 25, 2009, 08:23:24 pm
"sparkley zombies!"


"i grabbed Muffin thingies!" ~sister aluicious
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on August 26, 2009, 07:12:04 pm
"Yogurt is not a murder weapon."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on August 26, 2009, 07:37:18 pm
"Yogurt is not a murder weapon."
Only if you're not creative enough.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on August 26, 2009, 07:39:55 pm
oh I totally agree, I could turn yogurt into a murder weapon easy. I just thought the quote was hilarious.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on August 27, 2009, 12:03:35 am
"Aye and dont know how long I'll last before falling asleep " >.>
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Oddball on August 27, 2009, 12:11:01 am
^ that looks familiar some how :-\
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on August 27, 2009, 12:11:54 am
hehe, it's so much more amusing out of context.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Oddball on August 27, 2009, 12:12:56 am
 :-\
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on September 01, 2009, 03:27:33 am
"You might be typing too fast. We're not able to locate the page that you requested. Please check the address and try again. If you're looking for an area on aim.com, browse the site map below or go to our home page."

Seriously aim mail?
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on September 02, 2009, 11:19:29 pm
it's all about aim
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Azure on September 04, 2009, 07:16:57 pm
It's all in the wrist
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on September 08, 2009, 10:50:28 pm
he had this great big thingy
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Oddball on September 11, 2009, 02:14:07 pm
"I can come in any trousers I want"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on September 11, 2009, 10:35:49 pm
your t-shirt is really nommy tonight
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on September 12, 2009, 01:51:25 pm
they banned cat ears because they were "demeaning" thats like banning nike because its demeaning to children
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Oddball on September 12, 2009, 02:22:03 pm
"You've been fingered a fair bit by the Daily Telegraph"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on September 12, 2009, 10:44:40 pm
"Want anything else now that you're plugged into my ports?"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: West on September 16, 2009, 04:01:07 pm
"slooowly, slooowly, thaats right.....a little more now....OH SHIT, PULL IT OUT"

...sometime in chem lab you have to heat things in a water bath; sometimes you want to heat them at a very carefully regulated rate so they don't explode; sometimes when you're in late because you messed up an earlier part of the lab and the TA's really want to go home you get a little sloppy with the controls....
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on September 21, 2009, 10:20:41 pm
"I knew a guy who was a hobo in philly for 3 years, and he wasn't a alcoholic or drug user or anything.
Really? 
Yeah... He's a Canadian now.
So he went down a notch?"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on September 21, 2009, 10:46:41 pm
From an email my father sent me

"Nothing to bad, I think it's just wear and tear on the slut."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on September 22, 2009, 04:52:38 pm
"made from 100% recycled zombies"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"...I lost something really important!"
"whaddaya mean something very important?"
"when a girl talks about something very important isn't it obvious what she means?"
"what?!?! You couldn't possibly mean That could you?"
"why are you turning red? oh! you nasty devil!"

 ;D


_______________________

"the water's boiling"




"There's always pie"~sis
"pie is involved?" ~me
"Pie is always involved"~sis
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on September 24, 2009, 03:57:40 pm
"I grabbed the wrong slider"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on September 24, 2009, 04:34:22 pm
"oh shit! I just broke my knob"

"It's like a chocolate shotgun"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on September 24, 2009, 04:59:18 pm
"I used a be a catholic, I used to not eat meat on fridays, and now I don't beat my meat on fridays"


These last few have all been by churba btw
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on September 24, 2009, 05:45:03 pm
Kasha - "I demand you Download fat princess, and play with me!"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on September 24, 2009, 05:51:11 pm
"I can get off"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Sister Aluicious on September 24, 2009, 06:21:49 pm
"you better start crying cuz you're gonna need more lube"

(ah the fun things you hear at a hookah party...)



me: "it's too thick"
rose: "that's what she said."
*laughter*

(anyone care to know what i was actually talking about?)
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on September 25, 2009, 12:19:12 pm
"I can hear you spoon"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Oddball on September 25, 2009, 12:31:38 pm
I'm just going to whip it out
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on September 25, 2009, 01:17:26 pm
"I'd rather deal with a beating then have to go down there"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on September 25, 2009, 01:23:07 pm
"I eat myself out pretty often"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on September 25, 2009, 01:26:10 pm
"it's just so freaking hot."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Emp_Dragon on September 25, 2009, 01:33:56 pm
"Now where did I put those latex gloves?"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on September 26, 2009, 07:25:12 pm
"It's far too hot to turn it on"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on September 28, 2009, 02:22:09 pm
"the first white person i ever saw was black"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: West on September 28, 2009, 05:22:13 pm
At least she only had the one tit
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on September 28, 2009, 10:35:52 pm
"Just a one time thing with a guy in a parking lot, ya know."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Emp_Dragon on September 29, 2009, 12:02:09 am
Wouldn't it be cool to have this 70' walking warmachine in the back yard?
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on September 29, 2009, 05:47:30 pm
"but i know she was crazy from the start, i can spot a crazy person from 3 katamari demacy's away"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on September 29, 2009, 08:51:24 pm
"what if it snapped off!?!?!?!?  :'( " ~CDSM

"nothing says mother's love like giant platypus butt"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on September 30, 2009, 02:14:42 pm
" I don't just want to rain on your parade, I want to blow up all the floats."


"Your mom is delicious." "Yes, yes she is"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on October 01, 2009, 07:46:00 pm
"You're a geek commodity"~my friend from FL
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on October 02, 2009, 12:49:44 am
"I'm going to whip it out and use it for great justice."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on October 02, 2009, 01:02:21 am
"Just steak up behind them, stick something in their back and run away!"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on October 02, 2009, 02:04:33 am
"I have a whacking stick and I whack quite a lot with it"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on October 02, 2009, 02:21:12 am
David letterman - "I had sex with my staff!"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Sister Aluicious on October 02, 2009, 10:08:10 pm
"harder than a knight's sword and sharper than a dragon's tooth"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on October 12, 2009, 03:21:29 pm
"My ass hurts, we aren't doing it for that long ever again."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on October 12, 2009, 03:51:05 pm
"My ass hurts, we aren't doing it for that long ever again."

... >.>
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/funny-pictures-cat-cannot-feel-his-.jpg)
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on October 12, 2009, 03:58:30 pm
what I was playing rock band for like 10 or 12 hours, straight, and I have a real bony ass, so even my new stool, with awesome memory foam, it still hurts after a while >.>;


... also I couldn't feel my butt either <.<;
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Sister Aluicious on October 12, 2009, 09:05:13 pm
"it keeps popping off his thing"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on October 14, 2009, 01:20:26 pm
"help me, im watching inuyasha and i can't stop"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on October 14, 2009, 01:48:26 pm
"help me, im watching inuyasha and i can't stop"
I protest, this doesn't need context.

Also, From the radio show

""and I'm not touching what oz is asking me to touch on air...."

(Last season)"Did you see Kate winslet coming as much as I did?"

"Remember, Aural sex is always plesurable, that's a.u.r.a.l as in relating to the ear oh god I just realized that isn't actually any better"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Selan on October 16, 2009, 02:17:32 pm
[22:53:05] Razzly: white stuff in the middle
[22:53:16] Razzly: and then, a bit of berry-cream in the very middle
[22:53:18] Selan: yeah i hate that stuff..
[22:53:26] Selan: especially when it come out after licking it
[22:53:28] Pozf: the white stuff?



[23:18:50] akashayi: I don't want pop in my netherlands, really



[23:35:50] Razzly: now I want meat...


Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on October 16, 2009, 03:32:11 pm
And you'd attach two together and you'd get dildo-chucks.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Sister Aluicious on October 21, 2009, 11:37:35 pm
"you have drunk too much canaries." (as requested by Smiles)
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Kanazaka on October 24, 2009, 11:52:53 am
"Nine minutes is too late for insertion" (in cell biology class, regarding insertion of a membrane protein across the endoplasmic reticulum membrane)
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on November 03, 2009, 09:38:28 pm
"It's not a clock it's a pitchfork.

And that makes no in context just so everybody knows.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on November 06, 2009, 12:38:20 am
"It came in my laptop!"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on November 07, 2009, 11:37:12 am
wait for your bird to catch fire and then throw it at people!
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Sister Aluicious on November 09, 2009, 09:56:39 pm
I'm being Rick rolled in my mind but i don't know the words to the song.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Keaoden Silverstride on November 09, 2009, 11:17:25 pm
Its molesting my tongue!
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: parameciumkid on November 10, 2009, 07:04:51 pm
"We did it the same way but my u is half as big."

"You is me."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on November 10, 2009, 10:58:44 pm
why'd you have to break down the door? it wasn't locked and i just had it painted!
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Kanazaka on November 14, 2009, 10:53:20 am
"It's not okay to poke teachers, but it's okay to poke students."  (in a news story about one kid stabbing another kid in the leg with a pencil)
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on November 29, 2009, 12:10:44 am
http://www.glitter-graphics.com/graphics/86315

*chuckles*
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: parameciumkid on November 29, 2009, 08:27:35 am
"The Milennium Falcon isn't from Star Wars, it's from Star Trek!"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Sister Aluicious on November 29, 2009, 11:33:15 pm
i was just about to turn around to do that   beautiful princess.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on November 30, 2009, 09:27:42 pm
"So I can shove my stuff in there and it's totally ok?"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: P-fae on December 02, 2009, 04:37:48 pm
"Orgasm... GO!"

*throws arms out like a DBZ move*
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on December 04, 2009, 08:05:37 pm
magic elves made him dissapear to the land of magic corn people
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on December 06, 2009, 11:50:07 am
"The chicken on the stove tells me you're having chicken for dinner."

"Yeah, it's diction great"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on December 06, 2009, 10:10:19 pm
person A: "Can you reach it?
person B:"Not without stretching in an uncomfortable way."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: No.Na. on December 06, 2009, 10:33:35 pm
walking by an office door i heard "and take your shoe too, my ass hurts" o_O
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on December 07, 2009, 11:26:01 am

You realize she's been naughty, and paddle her for 37 (+15) (+1) damage.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Oddball on December 08, 2009, 09:35:21 am
"next I shall be whipping out my organ" as heard on the Paul O' Grady show
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on December 08, 2009, 12:20:28 pm
possums have aids! ???
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: shadowfire on December 08, 2009, 04:52:24 pm
i want your knowledge inside me
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Sister Aluicious on December 08, 2009, 09:13:33 pm
Your equipment makes your pay so take care of it.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on December 09, 2009, 01:29:19 pm
She winks at you while she sensually rubs ointment on the bruise you just gave her. I won't say where.

~~~~~

Anyway, naked means you ain't got no clothes on. Nekkid means you ain't got no clothes on, and you're up to no good.

~~~~~~~~~~~

This sorority girl was on her way to a costume party, and she was, like, dressed as a naughty nurse? Because, like, the sexy stewardess, the sexy pirate, the sexy referee, the sexy rollerskater, the sexy plumber, the sexy train conductor, the sexy papergirl, the sexy carpenter, the sexy auto mechanic, the sexy cable TV technician, the sexy taxi driver, the sexy explorer, the sexy detective, the sexy forensics examiner, the sexy judge, the sexy fast food worker, the sexy cop, the sexy Border Patrol agent, the sexy Robin Hood, the sexy persecuted witch, the sexy mental patient, the sexy teddy bear, and the sexy bee were already taken?
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on December 13, 2009, 06:17:38 pm
I think that gave my appetite a boner
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: P-fae on December 13, 2009, 06:25:47 pm
"I like vaginas. They make sense."
"I don't think they make sense. They're like hot, magical pockets."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: parameciumkid on December 14, 2009, 06:40:28 pm
You know it's done when it's still bubbling after you pull it out. (fondue)
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: parameciumkid on December 16, 2009, 03:13:28 pm
It seemed way shorter than that!
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Kanazaka on December 16, 2009, 03:46:52 pm
"Should I pull it out now?"  (said by a girl in my Cell Biology lab course, after an oral presentation; she was referring to a laptop cord, and yes, she realized the possible dirtiness of what she said).
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on December 16, 2009, 04:34:27 pm
"you put your thumb in there and then you pull it up"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on December 20, 2009, 02:52:31 am
"poking you with a stick is taking advantage of you?"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on December 20, 2009, 03:00:45 am
"as has been proven, it can be removed with an alarming alacrity"
"it was proven?"
"yeah last night, while you were sleeping"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Oddball on December 20, 2009, 03:31:38 am
"when I nod my head you hit it"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Keaoden Silverstride on December 20, 2009, 03:51:02 am
I never did get that kidney back.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Sister Aluicious on December 20, 2009, 10:05:01 pm
me:"push it in Chewie"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: charles on December 21, 2009, 03:27:42 am
I felt that
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on December 22, 2009, 08:14:37 pm
"i haven't had this much fun on top since high school!"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on December 23, 2009, 11:10:49 am
"I'm just happy I'm beating Kelly."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: charles on December 23, 2009, 08:22:20 pm
"What are you gonna do about it?"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Selan on December 24, 2009, 10:43:55 am
"She likes it if i put my finger in there''
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on December 25, 2009, 10:32:08 am
"Wow, I didn't think your voice went that high..."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on December 25, 2009, 01:44:36 pm
<.<

>.>

"I want some of kashi's frosting"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on December 30, 2009, 06:58:07 pm
"This be ... the shiniest balls I've ever seen!"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: charles on December 30, 2009, 07:40:21 pm
My Grandmother:  "I got one of those vibrators and me and your Grandad have been using it every day.  Its leaving our bodies all tingly"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on December 31, 2009, 08:40:14 am
My Grandmother:  "I got one of those vibrators and me and your Grandad have been using it every day.  Its leaving our bodies all tingly"
(http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/1624.jpg)
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on January 01, 2010, 12:16:11 am
"I had my hands in the right place and everything"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on January 04, 2010, 12:42:31 am
"Please insert furiously"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: charles on January 04, 2010, 05:23:39 am
My Grandmother:  "I got one of those vibrators and me and your Grandad have been using it every day.  Its leaving our bodies all tingly"
(http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/1624.jpg)
(http://www.mfgtrade.com/trade/clients/images/Photo_13674700.jpg)
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on January 05, 2010, 01:22:05 pm
"I told you the game has a whine sensor"
"It can tell if you're emulating windows?"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on January 05, 2010, 01:55:56 pm
"can't seem to find it"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on January 05, 2010, 07:40:11 pm
"Item collected... item collected... quest completed... cya later."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on January 07, 2010, 11:28:47 am
"I didn't feel it either but my boyfriend did"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on January 07, 2010, 12:06:43 pm
"I must have had it in the wrong hole, but Daniel played around with it and got it in the right hole, and now it's good"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Oddball on January 08, 2010, 12:23:10 am
Just get down there and give it a good wiggle
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on January 10, 2010, 06:43:23 pm
[2:38:53 AM] Grey: Fuck it hard
[2:40:10 AM] churba: UNF UNF UNF
[2:40:27 AM] Grey: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
[2:40:47 AM] churba: churba looks at the matching 2:40 AM timestamps
[2:40:51 AM] churba: That didn't take long
[2:40:58 AM] churba: I expected more from you
[2:41:08 AM] Grey: ;_;
[2:41:57 AM] Nine: HAHAHA.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Smiles on January 11, 2010, 02:59:19 pm
"I'm unzipping my boobs"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Selan on January 11, 2010, 03:01:39 pm
You need to put that finger in the hole and your thumb in the other.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: charles on January 11, 2010, 05:19:50 pm
I snapped it off and sucked it.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Oddball on January 17, 2010, 11:57:20 am
Have you got his cock?
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on January 17, 2010, 12:21:12 pm
[8:20:10 PM] Nine: It's sadly only so small.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on January 18, 2010, 06:06:31 pm
"nuts, especially, but i never eat them alone"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: kenny_b_kool on January 18, 2010, 07:10:47 pm
"Nibble Nobby's Nuts"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on January 20, 2010, 11:27:29 pm
"I keep mashing the konami code but it doesn't give me 30 guys"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on January 20, 2010, 11:31:12 pm
i tend to freeze up when somebody pulls my game out
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Sister Aluicious on January 25, 2010, 09:11:56 pm
Me: look the first ball's geting smaller
smiles: of course it is you're going to suck it til it's all gone.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on January 25, 2010, 10:07:11 pm
" I just spin around and jerk it and then, Bam! right in the face."

Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on January 28, 2010, 09:20:34 pm
every pipe is tiny compared to mine
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on January 29, 2010, 12:20:39 am
well then, get your ass over here and I'll take off my shirt.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on January 29, 2010, 12:01:55 pm
"I always feel better after I get the spot"
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on January 31, 2010, 01:05:08 pm
You should use your Rally so that the Lizard realizes that you are a man and have claimed his land. Then repeatedly bash the lizard in the face.
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Churba on February 11, 2010, 10:09:16 pm
"I killed a hooker and put her in my freezer. It's a bit cold, but think of the money I save."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: Pozf on February 17, 2010, 07:52:45 pm
"...but it's bad to break it off in the bosses ass."
Title: Re: Out of context
Post by: akashayi on February 28, 2010, 10:02:13 pm
"That's a pretty big tentacle, kashi"
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Post by: charles on February 28, 2010, 11:10:52 pm
Are you sure? 'Cos I don't want to get caught in there.
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Post by: Pozf on March 01, 2010, 12:41:34 am
*chanting* STRAWBERRY MILKY! STRAWBERRY MILKY!


it only took.. what? two years?... Though due to quantum physics is was only two weeks.
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Post by: parameciumkid on March 01, 2010, 04:09:25 pm
"Please insert furiously"
*High 5* I totally saw that on Failblog!
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Post by: Smiles on March 02, 2010, 06:30:01 pm
"he bit me with his but!"<sis said to put this movie quote in here. ;D


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


"wow ! I didn't know boys felt like this on the inside." ~FLCL
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Post by: Churba on March 13, 2010, 08:06:24 pm
"Perfect timing, the cat just came."
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Post by: Pozf on March 27, 2010, 12:51:31 am
"... Did... Did I just get rick roll'd by Chrono Trigger?! "
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Post by: Smiles on March 27, 2010, 10:28:51 pm
"TentaclePron cuddles with you for a while, making you feel much better."
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Post by: Smiles on April 27, 2010, 01:07:05 am
"steel shiny rod of power"

 ;D


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"her butt tastes like chicken!"
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Post by: Churba on May 08, 2010, 05:11:03 pm
[1:10:19 AM] mc_walker: The last thing I heard was "gayer than cum on a moustache" and then a looooong silence
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on May 09, 2010, 12:39:36 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gGD2sM72Z4&feature=related 'Women hate women' Hillarious and somewhat eerie
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Post by: Niricko on May 10, 2010, 10:23:47 pm
He started to complain about mucus in his throat, so I told him "Now you know how I feel!"
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Post by: Smiles on May 10, 2010, 11:58:51 pm
"there. i got your thingy off of Brion's stick." ~ direct quote from Sister Aluicious to me. :'( ;D
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Post by: akashayi on May 13, 2010, 09:05:45 pm
well if it's two inches away, why don't you just stick it in your mouth?
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Post by: Selan on May 15, 2010, 01:46:45 am
That's all i can do with a stick.

(said by me after doing the very special 360 of the arm move with the help of a stick)
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Post by: Zearth on May 21, 2010, 05:30:53 pm
"And then she told me to bend over and take my pants off"

Didnt stay around the person who said this long enough to figure out why he said it haha
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Post by: Sister Aluicious on May 24, 2010, 01:24:45 am
let's have rough sex at the bar every time! -Smiles

"keep it sleazy" (or was it slutty.... it was a really random statement thrown at me as a goodbye)
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Post by: Smiles on May 24, 2010, 10:06:03 am
it was slutty. ;)


"he likes it under the table" ~said by me ;D
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Post by: Churba on May 30, 2010, 06:57:11 am
(On a friend who is deeply, deeply in the closet)

"Look, it's not like it's his fault. Some people don't realise they're gay till they're uvula deep in dick."
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Post by: Pozf on May 31, 2010, 12:24:45 pm
Boss: Duncan! you made a little girl cry!
Me: No no, you heard her, the cooler did.
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Post by: akashayi on June 01, 2010, 12:00:44 pm
Boss: Duncan! you made a little girl cry!
Me: No no, you heard her, the cooler did.

You lady killer, you.
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Post by: Zearth on June 04, 2010, 05:57:26 pm
"yeah, we are coming together"
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Post by: Churba on June 04, 2010, 05:59:25 pm
"Tell him He's dreamin'!"
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Post by: Keaoden Silverstride on June 05, 2010, 12:00:04 am
I told you; you had to come in fifteen minutes

Sorry, I got held up.

 :-\
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Post by: Pozf on June 15, 2010, 05:56:48 pm
Me:" we;; tjem o cam"
Cousin: " mem oc. tim pong?"
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Post by: Selan on June 18, 2010, 11:53:52 am
Can you hold my magic wand for me?
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Post by: Zearth on June 19, 2010, 07:35:52 am
"And he lifted his rod and a white fluid substance shot out" (more or less a direct quote from harry potter)
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Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 13, 2010, 01:04:12 am
"so you like crabs right?"

 ;D
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Post by: Smiles on July 14, 2010, 05:31:40 pm
in order of appearance:

African boy
Indian boy
hot girl
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Post by: Churba on July 14, 2010, 06:01:38 pm
"And he lifted his rod and a white fluid substance shot out" (more or less a direct quote from harry potter)
HOT TIP -

Step one - Replace every instance of the word "wand" in harry potter with "Wang"
Step two - LOL yourself into unconsciousness.
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Post by: Zearth on July 14, 2010, 09:47:35 pm
"And he lifted his rod and a white fluid substance shot out" (more or less a direct quote from harry potter)
HOT TIP -

Step one - Replace every instance of the word "wand" in harry potter with "Wang"
Step two - LOL yourself into unconsciousness.
agreed
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Post by: Van Slanzar de Fanel on July 17, 2010, 12:09:35 am
Now I'm full of goo...
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Post by: Smiles on July 18, 2010, 12:31:14 am
"it's supposed to be squeezed!" ~ sis

later she went on:
"i'm squeeezzing a ball"
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Post by: Sister Aluicious on July 18, 2010, 11:17:03 pm
"faster jaime faster"

(btw Jaime is my real first name)
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Post by: Emp_Dragon on July 19, 2010, 02:05:50 pm
Slaanesh, lord of perversion is most pleased
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Post by: Smiles on August 14, 2010, 08:56:02 pm
"ah! that feels so good between my legs"  ;D

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Post by: akashayi on August 15, 2010, 05:23:27 pm
'I have no idea what something is, till I put it in my mouth"
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Post by: Churba on September 14, 2010, 01:05:14 am
You're much larger than my other friends! You're terrifyingly large! It's one thing to know that you're terrifyingly large, but it's another entirely to experience it.
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Post by: Van Slanzar de Fanel on September 14, 2010, 06:39:11 am
It's not as bad as having to clean cherry juice out of the back seat of my car. It was sticky...
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Post by: Smiles on March 17, 2011, 11:53:29 pm
"Why is it not opening?" ~implying she could not open her VCR while drunk. Quoting Sis on St Patrick's day.
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Post by: Churba on March 18, 2011, 12:04:20 am
"It's time for some Journalism."
"Is that where you stop committing crimes?"
"No, it's where I commit really good crimes."
My Fellow Journalist Max being a foil for my madness back during out radio days.
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Post by: Smiles on November 29, 2011, 09:05:00 pm
"I wasn't trying to tickle you i was trying to fake eat you with my fingers"