Maytag's Playhouse => Hall of Games => Topic started by: Churba on July 12, 2009, 06:12:04 pm
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Easy - the same as the describe the person above you thread, but you must use a quote or quotes from a song, book or movie.
GO!
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"No rest. No mercy. No matter what."
Do we need to say why we picked the quote/ where we got the quote?
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"Jeepers, creepers....whered ya get them peepers. Jeepers, creepers...whered ya get those eyes"
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"When you've got nothing, you might as well trade it for something else."
Edit: changed it because I felt like it.
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Do we need to say why we picked the quote/ where we got the quote?
Only if you want to.
"One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "
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"The mattress was much impressed by this and realized that it was in the presence of a not unremarkable mind."
o.O
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"Part bionic/ And organic/ Not a cyborg/ Call her psychotron"
Paraphrased the last line is suppose to say "Call him psychotron."
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"God will not damn a lunatic's soul. He knows that the powers of evil are too great for those of us with weak minds."
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“The silkworm spins itself a new existence. So the healer weaves the threads of life.”
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"Was that it?" -Ertai, wizard adept //so much for moving away from the magic quotes
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But magic quotes are so awesome!
"A beacon of hope for a battered army."
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"you're all gonna die! nothing you can do about it!"
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"You know youre a cute little heartbreaker/ Foxy"
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"I want you to understand that this man is my attorney. He's not just some bum I picked up off the street. He's a foreigner. I believe he's Samoan."
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"Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
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"I'm so into you/ But I'm way too smart for you/ Even my henchmen think I'm crazy/ I'm not surprised that you agree/ If you could find some way to be/ A little bit less afraid of me/ You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head/ Say I shouldn't kill you yet "
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“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great."
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I love that part! especially the voice warp on the "NO WAY!"
"Stay a while and listen!"
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"Oh that nut has got to be nuts"
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"Who you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"
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It's okay to be crazy, but don't be insane.
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"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
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"I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Aka-Akashayi
Baby there's no other superstar
That know that I'll be
Aka-Akashayi"
*lol* This is fun.
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"Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
I agree!
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"Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind"
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"Oh, you're a sneeeeaaaky little mammoth!"
I love this!
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" 'Aww look how cute she is.' ' She just ate somebodies face!' 'I know isn't she adorable?!' "
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"SPAM spam Spam sPam SPAM spam Spam sPam SPAM spam Spam sPam SPAM spam Spam sPam"
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"why so serious?"
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"urusai, urusai, urusai."
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"Another curious scientific phenomenon is the fact that the fingernails grow after death... as does the beard." ...
"The fingernails also grow before birth. Though not the beard."
:P
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." :o ::) ;) ;D
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"The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all."
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"Busy doing nothing working the whole day through trying to find lots of things not to do."
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"Being normal is the best thing that ever happened to me!"
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"Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it." -Lady Macbeth-
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"Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... except the weasels. - Homer"
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"It is complete. I have created a god. But I have no control over it."
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"I am just your ordinary
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho"
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"A smile confuses an approaching frown"
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Ye Gods, It's Horse!
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@Churbra: BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear lord. You and I are the only ones who are going to get that.
HEHEH, "Churbra"! What a name for a bloke. How could someone give themselves a name like "Churbra"!?
...
We've all got our blasted Aunt Dollys, right Churbra mate?
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"He's not the Messiah He's a very naughty boy!!"
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“And the ignorant shall fall to the squirrels.” —Chip 2:54
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"The Black Knight always triumphs"
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"An army of squirrels is still an army"
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"There they are! Blast them!"
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"REd Leg Red Leg check your fire check your fire!"
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"In the Krosan Forest, you've got to keep an eye out for the squirrels."
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"Who would notice another madman around here"
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Those who see the squirrels go underground in the winter aren't ready for what emerges in the spring.
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"why us? how come its always us?" "Because we are here lad nobody else, just us"
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"Squirrely wraaatttthhhhh!" ~Foamy
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Say "hi" to Sexual Harassment Panda!"
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"I like *Whistles* Birds."
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"I started wailing the blues when the doctor whacked my bottom on the day I was born."
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"Cant you,cant you hear the thunder? you better run you better take cover"
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"they eat from the palm of his hands"
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"Life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gunna get."
I don't know, just reminds me of you Smiles.
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Ok folks enough of the squirrel type quotes for me thank you.
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"He's a general of the highest respect"
^_^ I love that quote for me cuz it is so totally me. :-* *huggles razzly*
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"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
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"A gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder.
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"They are here all ready and you're next!"
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"You silly old goose!"
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Oddball: You sneak you! No stealing my quote-place without putting in a quote. *frown*
"The smile, sweetest."
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"its always the quiet ones you least suspect"
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"A gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder.
Randomly - Yatzee lives in my old city, and I've served him multiple times when he's been out drinking, at different bars. If I have to go home, I fully intend to apply to work at the bar that he and Yug of australian gamer are planning to open.
"Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day."
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"A sudden gust of wind blows Frosty's hat off, rendering him motionless. Then another gust of wind blows it back on, so it's kind of a wash."
And that is awesome man, you're kind of like his opposite... do you live in the town he used to?
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"A sudden gust of wind blows Frosty's hat off, rendering him motionless. Then another gust of wind blows it back on, so it's kind of a wash."
And that is awesome man, you're kind of like his opposite... do you live in the town he used to?
I'm almost his exact opposite, except we both wear a sweet hat with a badge - but I don't live in rugby, where he was born, I live a fair ways north in Leeds - Though, I am toying with the idea of sending him a jar or two of Branston pickle, since you can't get it back home.
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"MAAAAAAATE!"
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"he is like a god!"
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"That is not an ordinary rabbit.. 'tis the most foul cruel and bad tempered thing you ever set eyes on."
Sorry Miss Razzly.....ok ok you can stop twisting my arm behind my back now :'( :'( :'(
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"my dreams are about(little pause) other things"
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"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
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"All of a sudden it was gloom and doom and outlawing of human triangles."
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"Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like."
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"Courage fills the gaps the shield leaves open."
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"Some times he thinks he's John Wayne!"
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“I might almost pity my enemies—if it wasn't so amusing to watch them die.”
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"Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. "
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"a strange or eccentric person with an odd or unusual personality."
-Wikipedia.
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"girls just wanna have fun!"
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"I ain't mad. I never been mad, an' I ain't now. "
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"I should get points just for showing up"
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"The looser now will later to win"
Refrence to the Jello Strip Twister thread
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"Purity rejects artifice"
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"Man is the artificer of his own happiness."
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"We shot your mom in the face. Now, you're Batman."
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"Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the goddamn Batman."
(Sorry, it's the first thing that popped into my head.....We still love you, Poz!)
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"But it's still Branston Pickle and if you let it take you in you'll be swimming in it until your eyes falloutFallout3 that is!"
(It's all good I try not to take anything nasty said around here seriously.)
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"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
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"Some knights will not follow orders—only disorder."
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"disrupting class will only lead to trouble"
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, she wanted to be a Heartbreaker~"
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, she wanted to be a Heartbreaker~"
"Your faith was strong but you needed proof, You saw her bathing on the roof, Her beauty, and the moonlight, overthrew you."
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"It's not as hard as you think to brainwash somebody."
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"Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods."
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"You are a sad, strange, little man"
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"Relax, only a psychotic, burned out cop would try an break in now."
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"Wit, now and then, struck smartly, shows a spark. "
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"guess who's back?"
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"With eyes of blood
And bitter blue."
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"... to thine own heart be true..."
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"Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation."
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"Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!" ;P
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I actually just finished playing through that game today
"Ack! Hans Run!"
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“You fight like a dairy farmer.” “How appropriate. You fight like a cow.”
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"There ain't no gettin' offa this train we on!!"
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"I run naked through the park"
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"I run naked through the park"
"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. "
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"What I did was for the greater good." "The greater good?"
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"What I did was for the greater good." "The greater good?"
"And whose good is greater than whose, hmm?"
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"Belief can change worlds and change lives but it can also make us blind."
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"And when she walks, she walks with passion
when she talks, she talks like she can handle it"
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"We are Legion."
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"Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon."
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"That's not a knife... THIS is a knife!"
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"Trogdor! Trogdor! Burninating the countryside, Burninating the peasants, Burninating all the peoples And their thatched-roof cottages! Thatched-roof cottages!"
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I said consummate v's, consummate!
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“Do I consider myself sexy? I all depends on the way I'm feeling. When I'm happy inside, that's when I feel most sexy.”
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"mine mine mine mine" :-*
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"I will love him and cuddle him and snuggle him and call him George."
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"unforgettable in every way..."
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"I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful."
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"I like to move it move it! she likes to move it move it! you like to move it move it!"
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"We can not provide harm for every guest."
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"It's life Jim but not as we know it"
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"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
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"Magical Lady Magical Selan."
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"You outa be ashamed of yourself"
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"i found a coconut in the American flags"
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"I'm the blue bunny-girl of ACen!"
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"and buffy fandom was never quite the same again"
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"If she was any sweeter she'd give me diabetes."
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"I'm evil mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
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"She's a rainbow"
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" ... three fries short of a happy meal."
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^ "I'm wearing my hair in piggies ;D"
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"I've never seen anyone so eager to enter a class D hazard zone before"
"New guy"
"Ah."
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"Now this is a knife."
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^ "Wait, did he just say 'making fuck'?"
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This looks fun!
Let me try! :D
Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Ferris: We'll drive home backwards
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"ANIMAL!"
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Tank: Here you go, buddy; "Breakfast of Champions."
Mouse: If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Apoc: Yeah, or a bowl of snot.
Mouse: Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?
Switch: No, but technically, neither did you.
Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.
Apoc: Shut up, Mouse.
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"Jack not name .... jack job!"
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"It's okay to visit him here, but don't wander around the building. Someone might be suspicious of you and take a pot shot at you with a machine gun..."
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"Say Hello to my little friend..."
-Tony Montana, Scarface.
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YA YA YA YA! (pant) (pant)
-Animal, The Muppet Show
Your avatar cracks me up and makes me think that every time I see it ;D
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I'm blue, da ba de da ba di
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"If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you will...not. Yesno you will won't."
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"Say, can you hear that? It's the sound of the reaper"
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"There's nothing like the sound of hundreds of voices screaming in unison."
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"Great that was like giving a Monkey a machine gun and showing him how to use the trigger."
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"Last night there was a solitare tournament....I lost my shirt...I'll invite you sometime. Hey, wait...do you even know what solitare is?"
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“Ah, there’s nothing like the hot winds of Hell blowing in your face”
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Trinity: "It's the question, Neo."
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“Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!”
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"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."
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The black wind howls again...
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"That's Shadow. He'd slit his momma's throat for a nickle."
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"Go and do that voodoo that you do so well"
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"It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more? Everybody's coming, leave your body at the door."
-Oingo Boigo, Dead Man's Party
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"My dad really got after me. He said I get no dessert for the rest of the decade..."
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"No colours any more I want it to turn black"
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"No colours any more I want it to turn black"
Long one!
Commando raid on the Lebanese border
Sergeant Anita she gives the order
Khaki jacket and a sten gun
Baby I surrender let's have some fun
Khaki navy blue and brass buttons bring me to my knees
A peaked cap and a badge or two oooh they're such a tease
So girls if the man you need just won't come across
Put on a uniform show him who's the boss
Women in uniform sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform but ooh they feel so warm
Women in uniform khaki white and blue
Women in uniform coming after you
From this song (http://'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb4AdU6rbFc')
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"Good to see you, buddy; how’ve you been?
Things have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now"
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"death becomes you"
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"OFF WITH HER HEAD!!"
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For each life lost, a new one arrives to fil the void.
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"King of Emotion"
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My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!
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"You are an extra ordinary judge of character"
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"Axem Red: We fight for evil!
Axem Black: We live for disorder!
Axem Green: We like what we do!
Axem Pink: We struggle for chaos!
Axem Yellow: We are...
All: ...THE AXEM RANGERS!"
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"I maybe a tiny chimney sweep but I have an enourmous brush"
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'Ahahahahahaa... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" :P
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"Whats all this shouting? we will have no trouble here! this is a local shop for local people! you have no business here!"
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"To show my appreciation, I'll only beat them half to death."
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"A ninja wastes no words."
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"Over the years I have come to thing of you as some sort of son, not a favorite son of course lord no, but as some sort of backstairs illegitimate sprog"
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"Not a word of this to anybody, O Shrouded one...."
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"What you say?!"
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"I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!"
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“Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk."
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"Betraying you? C'mon, this is business!"
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"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge."
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"tell me a story!"
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"Oh, it's my line now? Ooops! "
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"It's coming straight for us!! shoot it!"
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"There goes another self-destruct system to waste."
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"They may have stuck you behind a desk now, but you still are a rotten pilot!!"
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"That looks pretty sharp... This could be fun!"
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"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?
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"He's here one moment then gone the next..."
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"And here is our Phantom"
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"How peculiar. It seems to be able to understand us..."
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"what are you saying "we are the cavalery""
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"hey... where did he come from?"
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"what are you saying "we are the cavalery""
I know it breaks the rules a bit, but I had to do this one -
"V-Tek Just kicked in, yo!"
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I wanna hug the cuddly koala bear mommy!
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"Danger UXB"
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"aint it great to be crazy? giddy and foolish all day long!"
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"busy doing nothing, going nowhere fast"
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"it's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superma.... no, wait, it was a plane."
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"One day the grim reaper came for me, and I punched him in the throat."
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"nice kitty, good kitty"
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"nice kitty, good kitty"
Your choice of quote confuses me greatly.
"A good apprentice makes all things, a master makes all things possible."
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I thought it was "A talented apprentice"?
Either way:
“In times of war the victors rarely save their best for last.”
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"Tae-Kwon Leap is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of hostility."
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" You're crazy!" "I prefer unique, thanks"
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"Absolute power corrupts absolutly "
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"And to my cat Mittens, boot to the head"
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There is no Keaoden here.... only ZUUL.
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braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnns need braaaaiiiinnnnnns for the master
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"I’m not a monster...well, technically, I am"
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"But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming"
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"But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming"
PH33r the Cu3te ones.
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He tries to HaXx0riz2 j00, but isn't 1337 e nuff.
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"We have just gotten a wake-up call from the Nintendo Generation. "
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"who... what... huh? yeah... I'm awake... do you remember who I am?"- Pozf
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"I'm no hero. Never was...Never will be."
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"Gamers Unite!"
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"Master is good. Master will Protect us"
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"Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing." -Mother Teresa
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Do not believe in yourself. Believe in me, who believes in you.
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!I am the passenger, I ride and I ride."
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"He may be nuts, but he's alright."
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"(http://www.thescubasite.com/smile/sign/sign0027.gif) (http://www.thescubasite.com/Scuba-Diving-Forum/)"
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"Therefore the stiff and unbending is the disciple of death.
The gentle and yielding is the disciple of life."
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(http://www.squidbusters.com/sb/image.php?u=1023&dateline=1207673493)
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"Treasure hunter and trail worn traveler, searching the world over for relics of the past..."
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/akashayi/29.gif)
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I have traveled across the universe for years to find her.
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"Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space, LISTEN!"
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"Let us seize the day and take it roughly from behind, as the Colonel used to say in his unfortunate way."
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"Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes"
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And I thought to myself, "A little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.
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"The hair! Watch the hair! I'm not a stuffed animal, kupo!"
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"This is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us!"
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You realise, that this means the end, of the horse-drawn Zepplin!
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"scientific progress goes boink?"
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"Arthur looked at him as if he'd gone mad, and, seeing nothing to indicate to the contrary, realized that it would be perfectly reasonable to assume that this had in fact happened"
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"mostly harmless"
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-Ohhh! It looks like an aeroplane.
-It smells like one..
-And further more... [tasting noises] ...it tastes like an aeroplane!
-Let me try a slice. [speaking with mouth full] Hummm, Neddie! This aeroplane is beautifully cooked.
-Yes, we've made it in the oven all night!
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Looks like we need more rope...
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"we dont demand solid facts! What we do demand is a total absence of solid facts!"
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"some broccoli, land on my dream! I travel the road in broccoli. I travel... "
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"Oh no,not again"
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"And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks! " :P
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(Thought "and now a scotsman on a horse" would of been better but hey what do I know)
"Spam spam spam spam wonderful spam lovely spam spam spam"
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"Scots gentleman in a grease stained body"
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Bound and gagged in a small dark room...just another night out for me.
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"In my profession we dont make many friends",
"Ah, professional detachment"
"No, we just dont have the knack"
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"GREASE ME UP WOMAN"
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"That's not addiction. It's a carefully nurtured and maintained obsession.
Very big difference."
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"In my profession we dont make many friends",
"Ah, professional detachment"
"No, we just dont have the knack"
Okay wow... Where is that from?
"I don't think its safe to be laughing that hard."
"I saw this once on a documentary on epilepsy."
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*Its from The HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy*
"You are not evil enough, you are quasi evil"
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"What happens if we find an eight?"
"Then god help us all"
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"He maybe a asshole but he is our asshole!"
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Brewed (up) in Scotland!
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"an eye for an eye and the world goes blind" "ya but im gona be the blind fucker selling pointy sticks"
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"an eye for an eye and the world goes blind" "ya but im gona be the blind fucker selling pointy sticks"
(That actually sounds disturbingly like something I would actually say)
"AIRBORNE AIRBORNE HAVE YOU HEARD, WE'RE GONNA JUMP FROM THE BIG-ASS BIRD!"
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"The King of the blind is the man with one eye"
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"You're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
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"Love is strange and mysterious. Just like jelly beans."
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"there was this one time.... holy crap look at the size of that walrus"
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"We all know the dangers of radiation, but with the right precautions, you CAN prevent accidental death or even... ugh... Ghoulification"
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"where the hell did you get a grenade" "i dont know"
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"BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
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"I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers."
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"normality is very overated besides its fun to be odd"
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"only birdshit and paratroopers fall out of the sky...troop!"
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"its not a skirt its a kilt ya fucking stupid yank"
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"I did not want to be a weather man I always wanted to be.........................A LUMBER JACK!"
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"while thats all well and good but arnt any of u the least bit curious how me managed to crusify himself"
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"You just killed a helicopter with a car!"
"I was outta bullets"
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"You spoony bard!"
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(ill take that as a compliment keaoden ^_^)
"who needs to know how to use a knife u just push a button and lauch a nuke"
"oh ya put your hand on the wall" *pins hand to wall with throwing knife* "medic"
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"That was intense. I'm so pumped I think I'll grow my beard out. Care to join me?"
"Sorry Paul. It's one o'clock, I have to bend things."
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"Hmm... smells like off-worlder."
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Found one much more akin while searching Dragon age wiki, go Zevran.
* Warden: "You must think I'm royally stupid."
* Zevran: "I think you're royally tough to kill. And utterly gorgeous. Not that you'll respond to simple flattery. But there are worse things in life than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess."
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how appropriate ;P
""Out of order"? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"
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"Assuming it actually kills them and we don't end up with just flaming corpses."
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"After he left he took the artifact and punched my dog, which was part of the key. The artifact was part of the key, not my dog... "
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"THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnPN2yOup9E
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"My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop."
-- Winston Churchill
Sorry for, uh, targeting your current problems. :-X
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*lol* Go for gold! You and everyone. Hell I've made more fun of it over time than you probably ever will and it's honestly not actually a sore point for me at all.
"In 1969 I gave up drinking and sex.
It was the worst 20 minutes of my life"
-George Best
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"four wheels is better than... than uh, zero... wheels! Hey, have fun!"
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"Dont play dumb, you are not as good at it as I am."
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"You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
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"All personal, psychological, social, and institutionalized domination on this earth can be traced back to its source: the phallic identities of men." --- Andrea Dworkin
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Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.
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Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.
If you want to a pizza, eat a pizza. Fried Chicken is tasty and porn is videos of people having sex with each other. Zen.
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o.O
"They obstinately persisted in their absence."
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"It's a kid"
"No, it's a demon"
"NO IT'S THE ANTI-CHRIST"
had to use an actual quote, but replace anti-christ with goddess of pleasure & pain *lol*
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"Man is always something worse or something better than an animal; and a mere argument from animal perfection never touches him at all. Thus, in sex no animal is either chivalrous or obscene. And thus no animal invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink." -- G.K. Chesterton
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" Want to do something on Friday?"
" Nah, my organs are going to liquefy that day. "
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Certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?
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"GERONIMO!" :o ::) :P
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"families are a network of lost packets and bad routing."
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"She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime"
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I have tea leaves in my pants
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"I never said to be like me, I say to be like you and make a difference."
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I'm slightly changing this quote: "(S)he collapsed like cheap tent".
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"He's so sweet i want to lick the wrapper"
(Not sure how accurate it is, sort of new to the forums hah
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"That's rather unsportsmanly using real bullets"
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"What are you doing? Are you Crazy!?"
"Well you did just kidnap me from an asylum"
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"There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!"
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"See, i told you im the favorite mistake"
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"There he was as happy as a Lark and not a Cent to his name"
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"Ford you're turning into a penguin, stop it!"
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"I feel like a couch"
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"One's never alone with a rubber duck. "
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"This doesn't mean you can blow in my ear."
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"He's spending a year dead for tax purposes."
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"Oh no not again!"
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"I wonder if it will be friends with me?"
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"wait, it can talk?"
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"You're too ugly to live for ever!"
(And why the HHGTTG quotes for me again?)
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"I am not yet young enough to know everything."
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"You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
edit: woops?
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"She had the face of an angel
Smiling with sin
The body of Venus with arms"
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"She had the face of an angel
Smiling with sin
The body of Venus with arms"
Oh no, Sir Robin, you lost your arms in the war! Ooh...But you grew some nice boobs!
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"Go to Purple alert!"
"Are you sure you want to go to Purple alert sir? It does mean changing the light bulb."
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"No no no! Light Speed's too slow."
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"Shut down everything!"
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"I'll dance with a party if I can find one".
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"FIRE EVERYTHING!"
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"Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew"
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"Bad news in the survey. The troops dont like you, They're afraid of you and think that you are mean"
"Now tell me the bad news."
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"hear yee! hear yee! lend me your ears! eww gross"
;D
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"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."
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"Certainty of death, *small* chance of success... What are we waiting for?"