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Title: Dildo
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 10, 2009, 08:30:30 am
Newfoundland.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/DildoNewfoundland.jpg)
It's real! It's located on Dildo island.


In Florida there's also Dildo Key which has Dildo cacti!


It's kind of like Fucking, Austria!
Or Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 09:32:11 am
I cant think of a lame pun for that.

I want to but I cant.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Hans on July 10, 2009, 11:32:20 am
I have nothing about Dildo, but if someone tells you, from Petting it's not far to Fucking, say him he's right. It's about 30 km.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 04:00:41 pm
Yeah.
Never really liked this kind of humour.
Allways thought it was a little too... obvious.
Like they named the place fully knowing that it was also a sex toy. Talk about attention whores.

Except Uranus. Uranus is fucking awsome.

...

Shit I think I might be depressed.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 10, 2009, 08:09:17 pm
Yeah.
Never really liked this kind of humour.
Allways thought it was a little too... obvious.
Like they named the place fully knowing that it was also a sex toy. Talk about attention whores.

Except Uranus. Uranus is fucking awsome.

...

Shit I think I might be depressed.

Yeah, but pretty much none of these are like that. It's an older town, before the word came into existence of its current being (as far as anyone knows...it is a word of obscure origins).
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: RoninAngel on July 10, 2009, 09:44:02 pm
Wait, what?!?
Dildo meant ever meant anything esle? :'(
Weird. :'(
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 10, 2009, 10:00:27 pm
Wait, what?!?
Dildo meant ever meant anything esle? :'(
Weird. :'(

The origins of the word "dildo" are unknown, but one of the theories is that it originally referred to a peg used to lock an oar in place on a small boat (which had a similar shape). This name may have also lent itself to the island and town.

The first recorded use of the word in English is "Choise of Valentines or the Merie Ballad of Nash his Dildo" (c. 1593) by Thomas Nashe.

It also appeared in Shakespeare:
Servant:
He hath songs for man or woman, of all sizes; no
milliner can so fit his customers with gloves: he
has the prettiest love-songs for maids; so without
bawdry, which is strange; with such delicate
burthens of dildos and fadings, 'jump her and thump
her;' and where some stretch-mouthed rascal would,
as it were, mean mischief and break a foul gap into
the matter, he makes the maid to answer 'Whoop, do me
no harm, good man;' puts him off, slights him, with
'Whoop, do me no harm, good man.'



Not that you really asked, or it really explains anything, but there you are!
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 14, 2009, 07:51:35 am
Sure there are places like that over here need to find them
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: UmberIsSexy on July 14, 2009, 01:04:36 pm
interesting Ronin that you are so interested in Uranus ::)
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: UmberIsSexy on July 15, 2009, 11:13:30 am
Come on!  That was funny!  Still nobody laughs at my jokes :( :( ;_;

alright never mind..it wasn't funny.  just an overused pun I suppose.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 15, 2009, 11:17:14 am
Sorry Umber tough crowd in here these days  8)
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: RoninAngel on July 15, 2009, 01:20:56 pm
Come on!  That was funny!  Still nobody laughs at my jokes :( :( ;_;

alright never mind..it wasn't funny.  just an overused pun I suppose.

I love you, Umber, but your delivery is shit.
Sorry.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 15, 2009, 09:07:59 pm
Come on!  That was funny!  Still nobody laughs at my jokes :( :( ;_;

alright never mind..it wasn't funny.  just an overused pun I suppose.

I love you, Umber, but your delivery is shit.
Sorry.

I think the problem is you already made the joke of "Roninangel likes Uranus".

Or at least, I took it as a joke.

And than UIS was all "Yeah, haw, Uranus!" like that annoying kid who repeats every joke in attempt to cash in on the funniness.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Foof on July 24, 2009, 06:54:41 pm
NICE.  If only there was a town named Vagina, then people could say: "I live in vagina."
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: UmberIsSexy on July 24, 2009, 07:37:21 pm
Come on!  That was funny!  Still nobody laughs at my jokes :( :( ;_;

alright never mind..it wasn't funny.  just an overused pun I suppose.

I love you, Umber, but your delivery is shit.
Sorry.

I think the problem is you already made the joke of "Roninangel likes Uranus".

Or at least, I took it as a joke.

And than UIS was all "Yeah, haw, Uranus!" like that annoying kid who repeats every joke in attempt to cash in on the funniness.
haw Uranus!!
 :P
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Emp_Dragon on July 24, 2009, 11:08:45 pm
There is a swedish village with the word equvalent to cunt in the name... But originally that word meant moist summer meadow... for approximately 3-400years ago :P
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Andrea on July 24, 2009, 11:24:47 pm
Not related to the real topic meaning but I found it funny: Here in Italy they sell dildos in pharmacy
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Emp_Dragon on July 24, 2009, 11:26:28 pm
Since this year, they do that in selected pharmacies up here in Sweden too
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on July 24, 2009, 11:42:01 pm
Since this year, they do that in selected pharmacies up here in Sweden too

Whereas here, you mostly have to go to some dingy sex shop.

Unless there's somewhere I'm missing. I imagine there's classy erotic supply stores somewhere around here.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 25, 2009, 03:53:34 am
Aye Boots (a pharmacy) here in the UK sell some toys made by Durex.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Churba on July 25, 2009, 06:05:14 am
Aye Boots (a pharmacy) here in the UK sell some toys made by Durex.
Really? I've not seen them about, what sort of toys?
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 25, 2009, 04:00:32 pm
think they where small vibrators Churba seen them in the large store where I am beside the condoms. You know I think Tescos sell them as well but dont hold me to that  :-\
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Churba on July 25, 2009, 04:23:15 pm
think they where small vibrators Churba seen them in the large store where I am beside the condoms. You know I think Tescos sell them as well but dont hold me to that  :-\
I felt shitty enough last time I put Tesco's value lager into my body, I'm not even going to postulate on the possibility of Tesco's value sex toys.

I'm seriously going to Boots on Monday to check this out - I may bring back photos, if I can get away with it.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 25, 2009, 04:26:15 pm
Tescos should have the Durex toys Churba......dont you know that Tescos sells everything these days or mostly everything.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Andrea on July 25, 2009, 06:26:41 pm
All this tesco blabbling is making me miss my year in London!
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Foof on July 25, 2009, 08:03:08 pm
Well....sexual release does = stress relief.  I can see why it'd be in a pharmacy!  :-*
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 26, 2009, 01:16:59 am
Have to say this but Andrea I hate London.  To crowded and makes me feel claustaphobic when I go down and visit my family there.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Churba on July 26, 2009, 08:59:01 am
Have to say this but Andrea I hate London.  To crowded and makes me feel claustaphobic when I go down and visit my family there.
I like london to visit, but I'm not sure I could stay there. It's just got the wrong vibe, you know? Leeds just (http://feels) right.

P.s - Oddball, are you Glasgow based? There's a steampunk event up there on the eighth of August.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 26, 2009, 01:24:30 pm
I'm East coast Churba 40 miles North of Edinburgh but can get to Glasgow in about an hour or so.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Churba on July 26, 2009, 02:12:01 pm
I'm East coast Churba 40 miles North of Edinburgh but can get to Glasgow in about an hour or so.
That's awesome and damnit at the same time- I'll pm you the details of the Steampunk festival if you're interested, But admittedly, I was hoping on couch-surfing in Glasgow to keep my costs low if I manage to get up there. Unfortunately, though I might fight like a glasgow tough, I've got no contacts there, my only other link is my godfather, and he's not lived there for 40 year or more.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 26, 2009, 04:06:44 pm
Would offer you the spare room Churba but got my nephew and niece up from nodnoL  just on holiday.  might be intrested in steam punk but dont have the right gear for it. all my stuff is ex brit army combats.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Churba on July 26, 2009, 04:13:48 pm
Would offer you the spare room Churba but got my nephew and niece up from nodnoL  just on holiday.  might be intrested in steam punk but dont have the right gear for it. all my stuff is ex brit army combats.
Nah, it's cool, no worries - I can cover it, it's just that it's a bit of a drain, so I was trying to see if I could swing something. I'm still seeing how I go right now, most of the time I'm as busy as a one armed paper hanger.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 26, 2009, 04:42:20 pm
Ok fair do's but if you are North of the Border gies a shout.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Churba on July 26, 2009, 04:58:09 pm
Ok fair do's but if you are North of the Border gies a shout.
Of course mate, and of course, fair play, if you're passing through Leeds, give me a shout, and we'll go down a few jars.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 27, 2009, 03:16:06 am
will do Churba was down that way couple of weeks ago.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Churba on July 27, 2009, 10:22:32 am
will do Churba was down that way couple of weeks ago.
I keep forgetting how little this country is - it baffles me slightly that I can travel the length of the country in about a day.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Emp_Dragon on July 27, 2009, 10:42:11 am
Hehe, it takes a day and a half to travel the length of my country, but less than four hours to travel across it
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on July 27, 2009, 12:31:23 pm
Forget how long it took me to get from Stavanger to holoydal in the near middle of Norway but it was ages in the bus.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Delfina on August 03, 2009, 05:45:47 pm
What a sexy topic.. o.o..
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: UmberIsSexy on August 06, 2009, 09:55:11 am
basically anything Oddball says is incredibly sexy.  He can't help it.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on August 06, 2009, 09:56:06 am
You're such a charmer Umber....................now spit it out what are you after?
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: UmberIsSexy on August 06, 2009, 10:12:24 am
You're such a charmer Umber....................now spit it out what are you after?
just stating facts buddy, just stating facts.

it's the accent anyway.  You're cheating.
Title: Re: Dildo
Post by: Oddball on August 06, 2009, 10:17:56 am
Me cheat?! never! ok I just slightly bend the rules to my advantage  ;D