Maytag's Playhouse => Free Talk => Topic started by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 16, 2009, 02:10:02 pm

Title: Ladies
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 16, 2009, 02:10:02 pm
Are you familiar with AXETM  Dark Tempation?

Is it really as irresistible as chocolate?

Or do I need to massacre everyone involved in the making and conception of that commercial?
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Pozf on June 16, 2009, 02:20:59 pm
No, I'm not a lady but... I was at the store the other day, because I ran outta deodorant, it smells horrribad!

Start the massacre.
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: akashayi on June 16, 2009, 02:47:14 pm
All the AXE I've ever smelled usually makes me want to vomit, then go very far away xP

I used old spice until several years ago when someone said I smelled like their dad. I now use Gillette gel with POWER CAPSULES. Buahahahaha.
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Selan on June 16, 2009, 03:07:17 pm
For me there's only one!

(http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/12231-jean_paul_gaultier_s_le_male.jpg)

Deodorant for men smells bad in general....
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Pozf on June 16, 2009, 03:14:07 pm
I can't stand most deoderant, some of the old spice smells are pretty much all i can handle. It usually has to be unscented. And the axe stick smells just as bad as the ridiculous amounts of spray.

And gel is nasty I can't wear it.
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Pozf on June 16, 2009, 03:45:43 pm
But but but...
Quote
strong enough for a man, but made for a  woman?

<.<
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: charles on June 16, 2009, 03:46:56 pm
The gel works good if you don't shave your armpits.  I remember finding it disgusting as well, after my armpits (and most of my other body parts) were waxed for charity.

But its good to hear what is and isn't likely to impress the ladies in the men's range of scents.  I guess it comes down to sticking with the products that have been on the markets for years.  Those are the ones that have found the sweet spot of scent while the others just rely on temporary hype from their commercials to get one round out (after which, people never purchase it again since they now know it sucks).
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 16, 2009, 05:43:52 pm
I hardly use deoderant. I find if I shower with soap in the morning, it pretty much lasts all day. At least well enough for days when I don't have to clean up extra special for anything.
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Foof on June 16, 2009, 09:05:39 pm
I've been wondering about that.  I'd ask my boyfriend, but if he turns into chocolate then...well...
I wouldn't have a boyfriend anymore.  Even though a chocolate man would be awesome.  I think Old Spice is kinda nice, though.
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Oddball on June 17, 2009, 12:12:16 am
Reckon I'm alergic to Lynx products so dont wear it so let the mass killings begin.as long as I can join in  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on June 17, 2009, 08:29:13 am
I'm thinking of starting with finding all the people involved in the AXE branch of Unilever (the company that makes it), and especially their marketting department, and giving them all "the pain" from Princess Bride. Slaughtering their families in front of them is optional.

Or do you think that isn't disproportionate enough?
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Oddball on June 17, 2009, 08:42:48 am
or do an Al Capone from the film "The Untouchable's": I want these nancy fuck's dead I want their families dead I want thier houses burnt to the gorund so I can go there in the middle of the night and piss on thier ashes.
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Sister Aluicious on June 19, 2009, 12:41:26 am
AXE is disgusting. to the pain indeed.

 Doesn't it suck when the your favorite deodorant gets discontinued?
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Foof on June 19, 2009, 09:44:46 am
This is gonna sound odd, but I use one of the kinds of  Axe.  I think it's like...the "Cool" one or something, I dunno.  It's not too strong.  Just the deodorant.  I have a horribly tendancy of sweating at the pits and most women deodorant doesn't help.
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: The Dude on June 19, 2009, 05:11:55 pm
My pits smell like Chick-fil-a. THEY MAKE ME HUNGER
No-one ever complains though.
It's only a problem when it's 100F.
Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Smiles on June 26, 2009, 12:23:24 pm
Are you familiar with AXETM  Dark Tempation?

Is it really as irresistible as chocolate?

Or do I need to massacre everyone involved in the making and conception of that commercial?

yeah the massacre is inevitable.