Maytag's Playhouse => Free Talk => Topic started by: akashayi on May 13, 2009, 02:21:16 am
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Some guy in Taiwan just got bit by a toilet snake.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/5560170/toilet-snake-attack-urban-legend-comes-true/ (http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/5560170/toilet-snake-attack-urban-legend-comes-true/)
(Don't do it, Umber! Your crotch is at stake)
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I hate you Akasha. Now I'm gonna have to learn how to poop standing up.
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Good thing I dump random toxic substances into my toilet daily...
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Pozf, after saying that you should be glad you're not living in my town, because I'd go right after you for it.
I work as a maintenance tech on a waste-water treatment plant, and anything besides depleted foodstuffs and dissolvable toilet paper that's flushed down the drain is likely to screw up our treatment process in one way or another. Either it's solid and can cause jams in machinery or it's toxic to the bacteria that's doing the actual treatment. And if the bacteria are knocked out, it takes several months to restore the process to acceptable emission levels in the treated water.
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Whoa whoa calm down it was sarcasm.
The only chemicals that go into my toilet is the stuff I use to clean it.
Also IF I did that I have a cesspool, it would only fuck me up, no waste treatment plant in the process.
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Good boy :)
Unfortunately, not everyone is that sensible. (the most common cause for jammed pumps are nylon stockings, underwear with elastic waistline or bra's as well as sanitation pads and tampons...)
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I can only assume some of the stuff is accidental. But then again how do accidentally flush underwear or a stocking or something.
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I hate you Akasha. Now I'm gonna have to learn how to poop standing up.
NO!
I PEE SITTING DOWN!
OH GOD! OH GOD! :o :( :o :( :o :(
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The only things I think of as accidental is toys, the rest is ignorance and an 'out of sight out of mind' attitude.
The most surprizing thing I've pulled out of a sewage pump is a pair of white panties with black lace that looked as if they belonged to a teen.
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Hehe... you know you still love me, Umber. ;P
I know how to pee standing up. It can't be that different.
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You could just snake your toilet every time you go to sit on it?
Plumber's snake that is.
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thanks for the ...clarity. o.O
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NO!
I PEE SITTING DOWN!
OH GOD! OH GOD! :o :( :o :( :o :(
Trouser snake, meet toilet snake >: D
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say goodbye to Mr. Winkie and his two brothers!! >: D CHOMP!!
E_D: I think you're right, it's ignorance. and did you say "surprising" or "exciting" ::) sorry, just being stupid.
Pozf: that's not sarcasm. Sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine, when they use the word "sarcasm" to mean basically any form of smartassery. Which really means there's a guy at work who does it all the time and I haven't had a good excuse to call him on it without it being awkward, so I'm taking it out on you.
Akasha: :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Well I didn't want people to get confused with putting another snake in the toilet... But I think we were thinking of 2 different kind of snakes weren't we >.>;
Edit:
@Umber: eh w/e I'm a little tired here.
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yeah sorry it's fine anyway :-\ it's really just because of the guy at work. He's all "I can be really sarcastic" when what he really means is that he's a jerk and knows it.
Getting back on topic, a plumber's snake might make him mad.
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NO!
I PEE SITTING DOWN!
OH GOD! OH GOD! :o :( :o :( :o :(
Trouser snake, meet toilet snake >: D
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say goodbye to Mr. Winkie and his two brothers!! >: D CHOMP!!
E_D: I think you're right, it's ignorance. and did you say "surprising" or "exciting" ::) sorry, just being stupid.
Pozf: that's not sarcasm. Sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine, when they use the word "sarcasm" to mean basically any form of smartassery. Which really means there's a guy at work who does it all the time and I haven't had a good excuse to call him on it without it being awkward, so I'm taking it out on you.
Akasha: :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
You leave my Mr Winky Alone! >:(
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No it wouldn't it would kill it. Kill it dead.
You know you've just saved your junk when blood flows from the toilet... Make sure you aren't peeing blood though, Just to be sure >.>
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ok so I hate spiders, have a fear of being eaten by a shark while out scuba diving and now I have this fear of having my bits biten by a snake while on the Dunny :o :o
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I'd dare any snake to take a bite out of my delicious lushious ass. Seriously, who'd want to destroy such perfection? NO MAN OR BEAST!
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I'd dare any snake to take a bite out of my delicious lushious ass. Seriously, who'd want to destroy such perfection? NO MAN OR BEAST!
Now THIS sounds interesting, would you care to display this allegedly amazing body of yours? Perhaps in the 'what are you wearing' thread?