Maytag's Playhouse => Hall of Games => Topic started by: Pozf on May 12, 2009, 09:22:31 am
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Ok so here's the skinny on this each poster will post both a good idea and a bad idea, then the next poster will post the last bad idea, as their good idea.
Example
Poster1: Good idea: Internet
Bad Idea: WIFI connection
Poster2: Good Idea: WIFI connection
Bad Idea: Shoddy routers
Just one hitch, no repeating the same ideas in a different order.
I hope this isn't a flop >.>;
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Good Idea: Making sure to check the expiration date on foods before eating them.
Bad Idea: Randomly spraying questionable Whipped cream in ones mouth.
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Good Idea:Randomly spraying questionable Whipped cream in ones mouth.
Bad Idea: keeping the lights on while changing the light bulb
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Good Idea: Keeping the lights on while changing the light bulb
Bad Idea: Sticking your finger into the socket while electricity is flowing.
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Good Idea: Sticking your finger into the socket while electricity is flowing.
Bad Idea: Drinking out of a milk bottle while having a cold sore on your lip
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Good Idea Drinking out of a milk bottle while having a cold sore on your lip.
Bad Idea: Never wear your pants backwards.
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Good Idea: Never wear youre pants backwards.
Bad Idea: Never changing your pants. :P
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Good idea: Never changing your pants
Bad idea: Trying to change your underwear with your pants on
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Good idea: Trying to change your underwear with your pants on
Bad idea: Trying to change someone else's underwear with their pants on.
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Good idea: Trying to change someone else's underwear with their pants on
Bad idea: Trying to change your underwear through somebody else's pants
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Good idea: Trying to change your underwear through somebody else's pants
Bad idea: Failing and klutzing out while trying to change your underwear through someone else's pants.
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Good idea: Failing and klutzing out while trying to change your underwear through someone else's pants.
Bad Idea: Being an asshole
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Good Idea: Being an Asshole
Bad Idea: calling some one an Asshole who is bigger than you
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Good Idea: Calling someone an asshole who is bigger than you.
Bad idea: Downloading the pr0ns off of random websites
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Good Idea: Downloading the pr0ns off of random websites
Bad Idea: Downloading the pr0ns off of random websites on the computer at work
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Good Idea: Downloading the pr0ns off of random websites on the computer at work
Bad Idea: Calling your boss over to check it out with you.
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Good Idea: Calling your boss over to check it out with you.
Bad Idea: Masturbating over it in front of your work mates
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Good Idea: Masturbating over it in front of your work mates
Bad Idea: Asking them to join in a masturbation circle
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Good Idea: Asking them to join in a masturbation circle
Bad Idea: Coming on the guy across from you :o
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Good Idea: Coming on the guy across from you
Bad Idea: Coming on the guy across from you and forgetting a towel.
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Good Idea: Coming on the guy across from you and forgetting a towel
Bad Idea: Dropping acid right before visiting your Grandmother
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Good Idea: Dropping Acid Before visiting your grandma
Bad idea: forgetting to hide your pr0n collection before your girlfriend comes over
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Good Idea: forgetting to hide your pr0n collection before your girlfriend comes over
Bad Idea: Not sharing your porn collection with your girlfriend ;P
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Good Idea: Not sharing your porn collection with your girlfriend
Bad idea: Asking to add her to your porn collection.
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Good Idea: Asking to add her to your porn collection
Bad Idea: Posting while some one is trying to catch up from the previous night
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good idea: Asking to add her to your porn collection. (how could this have been a bad idea?)
bad idea: Asking to add her to your porn collection, than whipping out butter and a puppy. xP
edit: arg! ninja'd
Good idea: Posting while someone is trying to catch up from the pervious night
Bad idea: not posting fast enough to get in on time.
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good (Note: fucking awesome) Idea Posting while some one is trying to catch up from the previous night
Bad Idea: Blowing off an important assignment.
Ninja'd
Good idea: not posting fast enough to get in on time
Bad idea: Posting so fast that nobody else can get a word in edge wise.
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Good Idea: Posting so fast that nobody else can get a word in edge wise.
Bad Idea: Coming so fast that your partner can't get a word in edge wise.
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Good idea: coming (cumming?) so fast that your partner can't get a word in edge wise
Bad Idea: Lying about not putting the condom on.
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Good Idea: Lying about not putting the Condom on
Bad Idea: calling your girlfriend by your ex's name while handcuffed to the bed during sex.
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Good Idea: Calling your girlfriend by you ex's name while handcuffed to the bed during sex
Bad Idea: saying "Well she was a better lover than you every were" afterward.
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Good Idea: saying "Well she was a better lover than you every were" afterward.
Bad Idea: saying that while she is still holding the Cat O' Nine tails
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Good Idea: Saying that while she is still holding the Cat O' Nine tails.
Bad Idea: Not being a masochist.
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good idea: Not being a masochist.
bad idea: being an emo wannabe
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good idea: being an emo wannabe
bad idea: wanting to be emo
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Good Idea: Wanting to be emo.
Bad Idea: Wanting to be an elbow.
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Good Idea: wanting to be an elbow
Bad Idea: wishing to be inanimate .
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Good idea: wishing to be inanimate
Bad idea: wishing to be in an anime!
(this is too easy..also fun tho)
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good idea: wishing to be in an anime
bad idea: wishing to be the designated perv in love hina
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Good idea: Wishing to be the designated perv in Love Hina.
Bad Idea: Wishing to be the designated perv in Love Hina minus the fanservice.
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Good Idea: Wishing to be the designated perv in Love Hina minus the fanservice.
Bad Idea: Live Action Roleplaying Love Hina with fanservice included.
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Good Idea: Live Action Roleplaying Love Hina with fanservice included.
Bad Idea Turfing me out of my bed at half one in the afternoon to install a new broad band cable >:(
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Good Idea: Turfing me out of my bed at half one in the afternoon to install a new broad band cable
Bad Idea: Eating gravel n' grubs for breakfast.
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Good Idea: Eating gravel n' grubs for breakfast.
Bad Idea: Eating the sharp glass that's in them as well.
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Good Idea: Eating the sharp glass that's in them as well.
Bad Idea: Washing it all down with an especially potent glass of lemonade.
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Good Idea:Washing it all down with an especially potent glass of lemonade
bad Idea: washing it all down with Brake Fluid.
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Good Idea: washing it all down with Brake Fluid.
Bad Idea: Putting the screw in the tuna!
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Good Idea: Putting the screw in the Tuna!
Bad Idea forgeting to check your model plane's controls before throwing it off a slope :-[
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good idea: forgetting to check your model plane's controls before throwing it off a slope
bad idea: having your parents walk in on you and your BF/GF
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Good Idea:having your parents walk in on you and your BF/GF
Bad Idea: Tell them, "Well you wanted to be a grandparents right?"
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good idea: Tell them, "Well you wanted to be a grandparents right?"
bad idea: your parents finding out your into bondage
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good idea:your parents finding out your into bondage
bad idea: finding out your parents are into bondage.
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Good Idea: Finding out your parents are into Bondage
Bad Idea: Joining your parents in their bondage games
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good idea:Joining your parents in their bondage games
bad idea:Sharing your parents "toys"
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Good idea: sharing your parents "toys"
Bad idea: not boiling/cleaning them first.
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Good Idea: not boiling/cleaning them first
Bad Idea: not cleaning them after wards
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Good idea: Not cleaning them afterwards.
Bad Idea: Storeing them in the nursery's toybox.
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good idea?: Storing them in the nursery's toybox.
bad idea: having tea and cakes with them as the centerpiece
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Good Idea: Using them as the centerpiece.
Bad Idea: Using them as the silverwear.
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good idea: using them as silverware
bad idea: reading this thread
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Good Idea: Reading this thread
Bad Idea: Not posting in this thread
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good idea: not posting in this thread
bad idea: putting your pizza in the garbage and then eating it.
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Good Idea:putting your pizza in the garbage and then eating it.
Bad Idea: Forgetting to take out your mobile phone from your coat pocket before washing it.
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good idea: Forgetting to take out your mobile phone from your coat pocket before washing it.
bad idea: letting Stewie from Family guy take over the world
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Good Idea: Letting Stewie from Family Guy take over the world.
Bad Idea: Allowing Pedo Bear to babysit your children while you're on vacation.
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Good Idea: Allowing Pedo Bear to babysit your children while you're on vacation.
Bad Idea: Forgetting to check your calander for training at work.
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Good idea: forgetting to check your calader for training at work.
Bad idea: training at work.
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Good Idea: training at work
Bad idea: Falling asleep at work then getting caught by the boss
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good idea; Falling asleep at work then getting caught by the boss
bad idea: climbing a ladder upside down
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good idea: climbing a ladder upside down.
bad idea: trying to step on a two story spider.
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good idea: trying to step on a two story spider
bad idea: stealing the goose that lays the golden eggs afterwards.
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Good Idea: stealing the goose that lays the golden eggs afterwards.
Bad Idea: roast goose and scrambled eggs after afterwards
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good idea: roast goose and scrambled eggs after afterwards
bad idea: breathing in the bathroom right after someone has used it to take a dump
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Good Idea: breathing in the bathroom right after someone has used it to take a dump
Bad Idea: Singing the bananna boat song while drunk.
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good idea: singing the bannna boat song while drunk.
bad idea: drunkenly being drunk and stuff.
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good idea: drunkenly being drunk and stuff.
bad idea: finding out the awful things you did the next day.
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good idea: finding out the awful things you did the next day.
bad idea: finding out the awful things you did the next day from a policmen at the county jail.
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good idea: finding out the awful things you did the next day from a policmen at the county jail.
bad idea: asking for the cops phone number
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Good idea: asking for the cops phone number
Bad idea: throwing up into the cops hat then putting it back onto his head
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good idea: throwing up into the cops hat then putting it back onto his head
bad idea: Talking about sexual things with your parents int he room
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good idea: Talking about sexual things with your parents int he room
bad idea: Talking about sexual things with your parents
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Good idea: Talking about sexual things with your parents
bad idea: Talking about sexual things with your parents and their friends.
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good idea: talking about sexual things with your parents and their friends.
bad idea: talking about sexual things you did with your parents to your friends.
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Good idea: talking about sexual things you did with your parents to your friends
Bad Idea: cleaning out your razor blades with your fingers by going across the blades
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good idea: cleaning your razor blades with your fingures by going across the blades.
bad idea: cleaning your razor blades with your genitals by going across the blades.
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Good idea: cleaning your razor blades with your genitals by going across the blades
Bad idea: using your genitals as a brake going along a razor blade
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Good idea: using your genitals...
Bad idea: On second thought, yeah that.
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Good idea: On second thought, yeah that.
bad idea: going up against a troll twice your size.
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good idea: going up against a troll twice you size.
Bad idea: not leaving your 1R open for incinerate when he shows up.
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Good idea: not leaving your 1R open for incinerate when he shows up.
Bad idea: not realizing that opponents can't target it with spells or abilities.
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Good idea: not realzing that opponents can't target it with spells or abilities.
Bad idea: innadating everone else with dorky magic card referances that no one will understand.
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Good idea: innadating everone else with dorky magic card referances that no one will understand.
Bad idea: not playing Magic.
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good idea: not playing Magic.
bad idea: going into a group of gamers knowing no idea how to play and betting everything.
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Good idea: going into a group of gamers knowing no idea how to play and betting everything.
bad idea: Betting when no betting is necessary.
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Good Idea: Betting when no betting is necessary.
Bad Idea: Betting with Monopoly money
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good idea: betting with monopoly money
bad idea: watching Harry potter 6
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Good idea: watching Harry potter 6
Bad Idea: Falling for the Harry Potter franchise
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good idea: Falling for the Harry Potter franchise
bad idea: putting the books to movie int he first place.
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Good Idea: putting the books to movie in the first place
Bad idea: Making dodgy sequals to really good films
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good idea: Making dodgy sequels to really good films
bad idea: making dodgy sequels to bad porn
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Good Idea: Making dodgy sequals to bad porn
Bad Idea: blowing off a O ring on a scuba cylinder in a confined space with half dozen others around you.
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good idea: blowing off a O ring on a scuba cylinder in a confined space with half dozen others around you.
bad idea: blowing off a O ring on a scuba cylinder in a confined space with half dozen others around you naked
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Good Idea: blowing off a O ring on a scuba cylinder in a confined space with half dozen others around you naked
Bad Idea: Opening a porn link in a email without knowing your young nephew was behind you.
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good idea: Opening a porn link in a email without knowing your young nephew was behind you.
bad idea: Opening a porn link in a email knowing your young nephew was behind you.
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Good Idea: Opening a porn link in a email knowing your young nephew was behind you.
Bad Idea: Swearing when in shouting range of your nephew and neice when your left ankle bone cracks :o :o *OUCH!!!!*
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... bad idea: Swearing when in shouting range of your nephew and neice when your left ankle bone cracks Shocked Shocked *OUCH!!!!*
worse idea: Swearing when in shouting range of your nephew and niece when your left ankle bone cracks Shocked Shocked *OUCH!!!!* and they're parents are right there to scold you for it.
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Good Idea: Swearing when in shouting range of your nephew and niece when your left ankle bone cracks *OUCH!!!!* and they're parents are right there to scold you for it.
Bad Idea: Talking about dirty things when a whole bunch of your kid cousins is close by.
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good idea:Talking about dirty things when a whole bunch of your kid cousins is close by.
bad idea: explaining to them what you mean.
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Good Idea: explaining to them what you mean.
Bad Idea: Showing them what you mean.
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good idea: showing them what you mean.
bad idea: showing them what you mean on video
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Good Idea: showing them what you mean on video
Bad idea: Showing them, on them.
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good idea: showing them on them
bad idea: not understanding the full meaning yourself when you show them.
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Good Idea: not understanding the full meaning yourself when you show them.
Bad Idea: kill them afterwards so they won't tell their parents.
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Good Idea: Kill them afterwards so they won't tell their parents.
Bad Idea: Not hiding the bodies.
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Good Idea: Not hiding the bodies.
Bad Idea: Showing their parents the bodies.
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Good idea: showing their parents the bodies.
Bad idea: Killing the parents
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Good Idea: Killing the parents.
Bad Idea: Not hiding the bodies.
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Good Idea: Not hiding the bodies
Bad idea: losing expensive things
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Good Idea: losing expensive things
Bad Idea: Poking your self in the eye while putting in your contacts
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Good idea: Poking your self in the eye while putting in your contacts.
Bad Idea: Keeping your contacts in spicy liquids.
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Good Idea: Keeping you contackts in spicky liquids.
Bad Idea: Grabing the Listerene and using it to clean your contacts.
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Good Idea: Grabing the Listerene and using it to clean your contacts.
Bad Idea: Mistaking Listerine for eyewash
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Good Idea: Mistaking Listerine for eyewash
Bad Idea: Mistaking your contacts cleaner liquid for mouth wash
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Good Idea: mistaking your contacts cleaner liquid for mouth wash
Bad Idea: Drinking it with your contacts
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Good Idea: Drinking it with your contacts
Bad Idea: Wearing your contacts with your glasses on
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good Idea: Wearing your contacts with your glasses on
bad idea: loosing your glasses
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Good Idea: Loosing your glasses
Bad Idea: using super glue to fix your glasses
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good Idea: using super glue to fix your glasses
bad idea: using super glue to fix your glasses after you've stepped on them.
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Good Idea: Using super glue to fix your glasses after you've stepped on them.
Bad Idea: Using super glue to fix a hole in your underwear.
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Good Idea: Using super glue to fix a hole in your underwear.
Bad Idea: Not being able to use cable ties for a job
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Good Idea: Something about cable ties.
Bad Idea: Something about customers.
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Good idea: Something about customers.
bad idea: wearing shoes with holes in them to work
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Good Idea: wearing shoes with holes in them to work
Bad Idea: not wearing footwear to work
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Bad Idea: not wearing footwear to work
Good Idea: not wearing anything to work! Haha lolz :-*
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good idea: not wearing footwear to work
bad idea: not wearing clothes to work
lol stole my idea!
okay then bad idea: flirting with your boss while not wearing anything to work.
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Good Idea: flirting with your boss while not wearign anything to work.
Bad Idea: Shoving your junk in your bosses face
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good idea: Shoving your junk in your bosses face
bad idea; Shoving your junk in your bosses face and her liking it.
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Mmmm.
good idea: what you just said.
Bad idea: Shoving ur junk in her face and her not liking it.
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Good idea: Shoving your junk in your bosses face and her not liking it.
Bad idea: Demanding that she like it!
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good idea: Demanding that she like it!
bad idea: demanding that she like it and telling her to strip naked.
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Good Idea: demanding that she like it and telling her to strip naked.
Bad Idea: bending her over the table.
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Good Idea: Bending her over the table.
Bad Idea: Insisting that cheesey porno music be played the whole time. :'(
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Good Idea: Insisting that cheesy porno music be played the whole time.
Bad Idea: Dressing up like a 70's porn star.
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good idea: dressing up like a 70's porn star
bad idea: dressing up as sailor bubba
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Good Idea: Dressing up like a Sailor Bubba.
Bad Idea: Dressing up like a salior suited shcool girl.
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Good idea: Dressing up like a sailor suited school girl
Bad idea: Dressing up as a sailor suited school girl without panties and taking a tram ride in tokyo
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Good Idea: Dressing up as a sailor suited school girl with out panties and taking a tram ride in Tokyo.
Bad Idea: Telling your kids about the "And that's how you were born!" story that comes as a result.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
http://sexylosers.com/253.html
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good idea: Telling your kids about the "And that's how you were born!" story that comes as a result.
bad idea: Telling your kids about the "And that's how you were born!" story that comes as a result after they've walked in on you and your mate having sex
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Good Idea:Telling your kids about the "And that's how you were born." story that comes as a result after they've walked in on you and your mate having sex.
Bad Idea: Skiping the story and having sex with your children. :(
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good idea: Skipping the story and having sex with your children.
bad idea: having children with your children.
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Good Idea: Having children with your children.
Bad Idea: Actually that's pretty fucked up, and there's no way I'm topping that. :P Props to you Smiles. :D
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thank you! ... i think.
;D ;D ;D
bad idea: watching sponge bob square pants
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Good Idea: Watching Spongebob Squarepants.
Bad Idea: Getting stoned of your ass, then watching Spongebob Squarepants.
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Good Idea: Getting stoned of your ass, then watching Spongebob Squarepants.
Bad Idea: Dropping acid then watching Spongebob
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Good Idea: Dropping acid then watching Spongebob.
Bad Idea: Catching fire while cooking meth while watching Spongebob.
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Good idea: Catching fire while cooking meth while watching Spongebob. (One less moron to worry about :P).
Bad idea: Cooking meth in your house, period.
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Good Idea:Cooking meth in your house, period.
Bad Idea: Drinking Meths
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Fine than I will
Good Idea: Having children with your children.
Bad Idea:Having children with your children. then going to the police station and fucking your kids/grandkids when they're still babies in front of cops
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Good Idea: Having children with your children. Then going to the police station and fucking your kids/grandkids when they're still babies in front of cops.
Bad Idea: Derailing the thread by being needlessly gross until it devolves into a disgusting Aristocrats joke. ::)
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good idea: Derailing the thread by being needlessly gross until it devolves into a disgusting Aristocrats joke.
bad idea: posting naked piccies of yourself on myspace
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Good idea: posting naked piccies of yourself on myspace
Bad idea: Having your real name, age and adress in your presentation along with the naked piccies on myspace
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good idea: Having your real name, age and adress in your presentation along with the naked piccies on myspace
bad idea: Having your real name, age and address in your presentation along with the naked piccies on myspace and friending your mom.
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Good idea: Having your real name, age and address in your presentation along with the naked piccies on myspace and friending your mom.
Bad idea: Having your real name, age and address in your presentation along with the naked piccies on myspace and friending your children and their friends.
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Good Idea: having your real name, age and address in your presentation along with naked piccies on myspace and friending your children and their friends.
Bad idea: posting your parent's addresses on myspace, along with the naked pictures.
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Good Idea: posting your parent's addresses on myspace, along with the naked pictures.
Bad Idea: sneaking into your parents' bedroom to take naked pics while they sleep
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good idea: sneaking into your parents' bedroom to take naked pics while they sleep
bad idea: waking your parents up and handing them the camera so they can take naked pics of you
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good idea: waking your parents up and handing them the camera so they can take naked pics of you
bad idea: calling the neighbors so they can join in the fun
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good idea: calling the neighbors so they can join in the fun
bad idea: touching your tongue to a +24v circuit to test if it's got power
^you'll find out just how fast your tongue can hide in your mouth.
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Good idea: touching your tongue to a +24v circuit to test if it's got power
Bad Idea: Pissing onto a electric fence
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Good idea: pissing onto an electric fence
Bad Idea: pissing into the broken casing of a high Amp fuse box...
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Good Idea: pissing into the broken casing of a high Amp fuse box...
Bad Idea: holding onto two wires your lecturer just gave you
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Good Idea: holding onto two wires your lecturer just gave you
Bad Idea: dropping the full, 5 litre glass bottle labeled: Chloroform in a crowded classroom.
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epic idea: dropping the full, 5 liter glass bottle labeled: Chloroform in a crowded classroom.
bad idea: yelling "i'm rick james, b****" at a cop your driving by
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good idea: yelling "i'm rick james, b****" at a cop your driving by
bad idea: yelling "You can't catch me, sucker!" at a cop you're driving by, especially when you're driving that old car your grandmother gave you that has like 35 googol miles on it and a top speed of 12 knots.
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good idea:yelling "You can't catch me, sucker!" at a cop you're driving by, especially when you're driving that old car your grandmother gave you that has like 35 googol miles on it and a top speed of 12 knots.
Bad idea: yelling "You can't catch me, sucker!" at a cop you're driving by, especially when you're driving that old car your grandmother gave you that has like 35 googol miles on it and a top speed of 12 knots while you have some weed on you.
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Good Idea: yelling "You can't catch me, sucker!" at a cop you're driving by, especially when you're driving that old car your grandmother gave you that has like 35 googol miles on it and a top speed of 12 knots while you have some weed on you.
Bad Idea: Get into the back of the van!
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Good Idea, Bad Idea, the Pickup line Edition.
Good idea - Draw a stick figure picture of her on a piece of nice paper and sign it while she's with her friends, walk over, apologies for interrupting, and say "Pardon me, Miss, But you have inspired me to high art. Apologies again for the interruption" then give your best boyish grin, and walk off. When you hear the laughter, turn around, and either raise your glass at them, or take a little bow.
Bad Idea - GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!
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Good Idea - GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!
Bad Idea - See me naked in the "Sex Thread"
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Good Idea: See me naked in the "Sex Thread".
Bad Idea: See me in the back of the "Sex Van".
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Good idea: Seeing me naked in the back of the "Sex Van"
Bad Idea: Letting me catch you rummaging through my fridge...
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Good Idea: Letting me catch you rummaging in my fridge
Bad Idea: not restocking the fridge full of beer
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good idea: not restocking the fridge full of beer
bad idea: restocking the fridge with a naked girl instead
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good idea: restocking the fridge with a naked girl instead
bad idea: clamplock fridge
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Good Idea: Clamplock Fridge
Bad Idea: Getting locked into a fridge while naked
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Good Idea: Getting locked into a fridge while naked
Bad Idea: Getting frost bite on your bits while locked in a fridge naked
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Good idea: Getting frost bit on your bits while locked in a fridge naked.
Bad idea: Getting your bits bitten by a guy named frost while locked in a fridge naked with him.
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good idea: Getting your bits bitten by a guy named frost while locked in a fridge naked with him.
bad idea: your mother opening the fridge to find you Getting your bits bitten by a guy named frost while in a fridge naked with him.
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good idea: your mother opening the fridge to find you Getting your bits bitten by a guy named frost while in a fridge naked with him.
bad idea: your mother opening the fridge to find you Getting your bits bitten by a guy named frost while in a fridge naked with him, and your mother joins in
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Good Idea: your mother opening the fridge to find you Getting your bits bitten by a guy named frost while in a fridge naked with him, and your mother joins in
Bad Idea: doing a parachute jump without the parachute
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Good idea: Doing a parachute jump without a parachute
Bad idea: Expecting to live from it
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Good idea: Expecting to live from it.
Bad idea: Living from it, as a quadriplegic.
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Good idea: Living from it, as a quadriplegic.
Bad idea: being caught faking being quadriplegic.
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Good Idea: being caught faking being quadriplegic
Bad Idea: collecting insurance money for being quadriplegic while faking it
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Good Idea: collecting insurance money for being quadriplegic while faking it
Bad Idea:collecting insurance money for being quadriplegic while faking it then being hit by a car after leaving the insurance company office and turning into a real quadraplegic.
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Good idea: collecting insurance money for being quadriplegic while faking it then being hit by a car after leaving the insurance company office and turning into a real quadraplegic.
Bad idea: leaving a lit disposable bbq in tall, dry grass.
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Good idea: leaving a lit disposable bbq in tall, dry grass.
Bad idea: Not being able to control the resulting bonfire
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Good Idea: not being able to control the resulting fire
Bad Idea: thorwing dud battries and jerry cans full of petrol on it.
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good idea:thorwing dud battries and jerry cans full of petrol on it.
bad idea: jumping in after them
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Good idea: Jumping in after them.
Bad idea: Dousing yourself in gasoline first.
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Good Idea: Dousing yourself in gasoline first.
Bad Idea: Finding out its only water
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Good Idea: Finding out it's only water
Bad Idea: Finding out it's only hydrochloric acid
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Good idea: Finding out it's only hydrochloric acid.
Bad idea: Enjoying the feeling of your flesh being eaten.
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good idea: Enjoying the feeling of your flesh being eaten.
bad idea: Not enjoying the feeling of your flesh being eaten.
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good idea: Not enjoying the feeling of your flesh being eaten.
bad idea: Not enjoying the feeling of your flesh being eaten by meat eating ants
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good idea: Not enjoying the feeling of your flesh being eaten by meat eating ants
bad idea: being eaten by ants
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Good Idea: Being eaten by ants
Bad Idea:going through your old high school year books
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good idea: going through your old high school year books
bad idea: going through your old high school year books marking off your serial killing list.
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good idea:going through your old high school year books marking off your serial killing list.
bad idea:going to the police to tell them in depth of your serial killing list.
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good idea: going to the police to tell them in depth of your serial killing list.
bad idea: going to the police to tell them in depth of your serial killing list that just happens to have all their names on it.
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good idea: going to the police to tell them in depth of your serial killing list that just happens to have all their names on it.
bad idea: going to the police to tell them in depth of your serial killing list that just happens to have all their names on it while high off your ass on corrupted shrooms
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good one lolz
good idea: going to the police to tell them in depth of your serial killing list that just happens to have all their names on it while high off your ass on corrupted shrooms
bad idea: going to the police to tell them in depth of your serial killing list that just happens to have all their names on it while high off your ass on corrupted shrooms and packing a loaded weapon
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Good idea: going to the police to tell them in depth of your serial killing list that just happens to have all their names on it while high off your ass on corrupted shrooms and packing a loaded weapon
Bad idea: Using the loaded weapon in the police station
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good idea: Using the loaded weapon in the police station
bad idea: Using the loaded weapon at a children's hospital.
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Good Idea: Using the loaded weapon at a children's hospital
Bad Idea: Wearing a white T-shirt under your boiler suit while working in the engine bay of a Series 3 Land Rover
(yes it is still taking up room in the Workshop Of DDdddddDDDoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm)
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good idea: Wearing a white T-shirt under your boiler suit while working in the engine bay of a Series 3 Land Rover
bad idea: Wearing nothing while working in the engine bay of a Series 3 Land Rover
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Good Idea:Wearing nothing while working in the engine bay of a Series 3 Land Rover
Bad Idea: Wearing nothing while working in the engine bay of a Series 3 Land Rover and getting your bits sliced by the metal cooling fan :'( :'( :-\
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good idea: Wearing nothing while working in the engine bay of a Series 3 Land Rover and getting your bits sliced by the metal cooling fan
bad idea: Telling everyone how you lost your bits in great detail.
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Good idea: Telling everyone how you lost your bits in great detail.
bad idea: Telling everyone how you lost your bits in great detail and how your dog ate them.
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Good idea: Telling everyone how you lost your bits in great detail and how your dog ate them.
Bad idea: Getting so high you cant remember telling people how you lost your bits or that the dog ate them.
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good idea: Getting so high you cant remember telling people how you lost your bits or that the dog ate them.
bad idea: Getting so high you cant remember telling people how you lost your bits or that the dog ate them and then showing them the fresh scars.
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Good idea: Getting so high you cant remember telling people how you lost your bits or that the dog ate them and then showing them the fresh scars.
Bad idea: Picking the fresh scars open.
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good idea: Picking the fresh scars open.
bad idea: pouring salt on them
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Good idea: pouring salt on them
Bad idea: adding lemon juice as well.
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Good Idea: Adding lemon juice as well.
Bad Idea: NOT adding lemon juice
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Good Idea: not adding Lemon juice
Bad Idea: having tennis balls served in bed
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Good Idea: having tennis balls served in bed
Bad Idea: Serving your wife tennis balls for dinner.
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Good Idea: Serving your wife tennis balls for dinner
Bad Idea: Serving your wife for dinner
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Good Idea: Serving your wife for dinner.
Bad Idea: Serving your wife's parents your wife for dinner.
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Good idea:To buy gift for your friend make them happy...
Bad idea:Never buy gift to any one...
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Sorry George you have the wrong Idea of the game please look at the rules or look at some previous answers, you are meant to carry on the previous bad idea and turn it into a good idea then come up with a bad idea of your own.
E.G Good Idea: serving your wife's parents your wife for dinner (previous bad idea)
Bad Idea: Not chopping up the bodies before serving
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Good idea: not chopping up the bodies before serving.
Bad idea: using a thunderhawk gunship model as a get-away vehicle in a bank robbery
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Good Idea:using a thunderhawk gunship model as a get-away vehicle in a bank robbery
Bad Idea: parking the Thunderhawk Gunship on a double yellow line outside the bank and getting it clamped so you cant get away.
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good idea: parking the Thunderhawk Gunship on a double yellow line outside the bank and getting it clamped so you cant get away.
bad idea: getting caught painting out the double yellow lines
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good idea: getting caught painting out the double yellow lines.
bad idea: getting caught locked out of your house naked in a blizzard
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Good idea: Moving to another university for a career change.
Bad idea: Moving to another university because a girl you met online and have never seen in person is going to go there.
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Good idea: Moving to another university because a girl you met online and have never seen in person is going to go there.
Bad idea: Moving to another university because a known serial killer you met online and have never seen in person is going to go there.
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Good idea: Moving to another university because a known serial killer you met online and have never seen in person is going to go there.
Bad Idea: Not bringing me cookies when you move to said University. *stabby*
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Good Idea: Not bringing me cookies when you move to said University. *stabby*
Bad Idea: Bringing me cookies when you move to said University and refusing to give me any.
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Good Idea: Bringing me cookies when you move to said University and refusing to give me any.
Bad Idea: Bringing me cookies when you move to said University and refusing to give me any and drinking all my milk.
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Good Idea: Bringing me cookies when you move to said University and refusing to give me any and drinking all my milk.
Bad Idea: Force feeding me until I get diabetes.
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Good Idea: Force feeding me until I get diabetes.
Bad Idea: Force feeding me until my stomach explodes.
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Good Idea: Force feeding me until my stomach explodes.
Bad Idea: Force feeding everyone until everyone's stomachs explode.
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Good idea: Force feeding everyone until everyone's stomachs explode.
Bad idea: Copy what everybody is doing to look cool.
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Good idea: Copy what everybody is doing to look cool.
Bad idea: Copy what murderers do to look like a bad-ass.
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good idea: Copy what murderers do to look like a bad-ass.
Bad idea: Copy what cartoon murderers do to look like a bad-ass.
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Good idea: Copy what cartoon murderers do to look bad-ass
Bad idea: Copy what chaos space marines of the Death guard legion does to look bad-ass...
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Good idea: Copy what chaos space marines of the Death guard legion does to look bad-ass...
Bad idea: Actually join them
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Good Idea: Actually join them
Bad Idea: leaving two foot of water underneath your house in the cellars.
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Good Idea: leaving two foot of water underneath your house in the cellars.
Bad Idea: flooding your house
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good idea: flooding your house. (to use as a water park)
bad idea: not cleaning up the mess before the parents get home.
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Good idea: not cleaning up the mess before the parents get home.
Bad idea: be at home when they arrive.
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good idea: be at home when they arrive.
Bad idea: be at home when they arrive in the nude with your beau.
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Good Idea: Be at home when they arrive in the nude with your beau
Bad Idea: forgetting to close the curtains while having sex in the front room.
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Good Idea: forgetting to close the curtains while having sex in the front room.
Bad Idea: forgetting to close the curtains while masturbating in the front room.