Maytag's Playhouse => Free Talk => Topic started by: akashayi on April 12, 2009, 03:50:11 pm

Title: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: akashayi on April 12, 2009, 03:50:11 pm
Celebrating it properly today(tonight.) by going to an industrial goth club where there will be an easter egg hunt and a slave auction.

How about everyone else?
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 03:51:46 pm
A slave auction.... .... .. . I hope you mean the Gimp type of slave
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: akashayi on April 12, 2009, 03:52:27 pm
fetish erotica fun time go!
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 03:54:33 pm
if your up for sale i might have to catch a flight over there... I even have an extra 3 hours to get it done >.>;
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: akashayi on April 12, 2009, 03:56:54 pm
I'm not for sale. And even if I were offering services, they'd be the other way around. I'm a dom, through and through.

Of course, there's still time to catch a flight and make the event XD
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 03:57:55 pm
Nah not nearly as worth + I have class tomorrow (I think)

Yea I do .. fuck
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: RoninAngel on April 12, 2009, 04:33:10 pm
 
I'm not for sale. And even if I were offering services, they'd be the other way around. I'm a dom, through and through.

Of course, there's still time to catch a flight and make the event XD

How old are you. Your photographs make you look 17 (in a hot way :-[), but your sexual sophistication makes you sound maybe fifteen years older then then that.  ???

Also, when you were first starting out, was that scene intimidating or scary to get into?
In my baist and ignorant mind I imagine 2 scenerios: 1 everyone is all freindly and familliar (maybe to the point of being instilling akwardness in someone as shy as myself.) Or everyone is a greasy troll. No Offense.  :-\

Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: akashayi on April 12, 2009, 04:46:16 pm
I'm 24. And sure, still maybe sophisticated for my age. And don't worry, everyone thinks I'm much younger in person too.

Wasn't scared at all. My own predetermined desire for it as well as having some friends who were already active in the scene made things smooth and fun :)

It's neither of those, nor is it really the in between. At least out here in Los Angeles. There are very few greasy trolls in the places I go to. But it's not overly friendly either, in fact, you have to be somewhat forward or know someone. Kind of a closed off little world.

Now, in a completely different sense, I've been lucky in bed to meet and know people who were fun masochists. :D
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Pozf on April 12, 2009, 04:58:03 pm
Definitely someplace that I would not fit in
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 12, 2009, 10:39:01 pm
Congrats Akasha!
Personally I'm into SM and somewhat into bondage, but I can't enjoy domination games, it turns me off.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 13, 2009, 08:16:39 am
so now I'm back to being scared of Akasha :o

well maybe intimidated is a better word.

I don't think I could let you "dom" me either...though you're my current first choice if it ever comes up! :D

but anyway, did you have a nice time?
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: RoninAngel on April 13, 2009, 10:06:44 am
I am somewhat of a masochist. But I'm more into humiliation then pain. I like to be told what to do. Espeshally by a hot woman. As far as the phisical stuff though, I'm kind of a weenie. A little light spanking is all I can handle *sigh*.  :-[
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: akashayi on April 13, 2009, 11:51:46 am
Had an awesome time, saw a lot of my friends, got drunk without going overboard and the music was top notch.  :)

And good S&M play is all about communication. (Much like good sex!) It really comes down to the limits of the sub and what will end up being pleasurable for them.

So don't worry, I'll be gentle ;P
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 13, 2009, 02:17:29 pm
*whimper* :)
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on April 13, 2009, 02:52:36 pm
ok confessions time......I've dabbled a bit in the BDSM world for a bit.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Pozf on April 13, 2009, 02:53:37 pm
>.>; shouldn't that be in the Sexy thread too?

Actually it feels like this entire thread should be.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: akashayi on April 13, 2009, 02:56:52 pm
Except...I originally just wanted to know what everyone was doing for the bunny day, if anything. There's got to be a variant of godwin's law for the flipside forums.

The longer a thread goes on here, the probability of sex talk gets closer to 1.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on April 13, 2009, 02:57:48 pm
well technically the title of this thread mentions sex^^
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Pozf on April 13, 2009, 03:03:52 pm
lim= f(x)- f(x+h) / h = 1       
x-> ∞
where x = posts?
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on April 13, 2009, 03:04:35 pm
ok when i tried to read that i got a migrane
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Pozf on April 13, 2009, 03:05:36 pm
sorry it's a little hard to type out Calculus.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on April 13, 2009, 03:07:33 pm
ARGGHHHHHHHH Calculus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Pozf on April 13, 2009, 03:08:36 pm
Fixed it slightly but it's still a pain in my ass
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on April 13, 2009, 03:10:57 pm
ok now my right eye is twitching
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: akashayi on April 13, 2009, 03:24:48 pm
I've seen this one:

G=(d(Q1)+d(Q2)+...+d(Q)n)/100*n^(-n)
where Qn is the intelligence of user n, n is the total number of forum users, and d is a damping function that prevents the intelligence (or lack there of) of one user to influence the others too much.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Pozf on April 13, 2009, 03:27:46 pm
what does Q1 and Q2 represent then if Qn is the INT of a particular forumite?

and wait a second how does n represent a user AND the entire members on a forum. Your variables need to be rethought... or who's ever they are.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on April 13, 2009, 03:30:11 pm
Duh?  ???
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: CrystalDragonSpaceMarine on April 13, 2009, 05:06:56 pm
Except...I originally just wanted to know what everyone was doing for the bunny day, if anything. There's got to be a variant of godwin's law for the flipside forums.

The longer a thread goes on here, the probability of sex talk increases from 1.

Fixed it for you.

But yeah, for easter I went to church and had a nice breakfast. (Note: to any of you considering religion, this is the benefit of joining a Baptist Church: Free Food).

To celebrate the day after Unspecified Spring Holiday, I bought bunnies for my friends at college...then forgot them at home. Sigh. Guess it will be a *very* late Unspecified Spring Holiday.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Smiles on April 13, 2009, 10:14:23 pm
well we had planned to surprise my grandma with easter dinner but after towing the car somewhere taking all morning and coming home in the afternoon that idea was a bust. So i ended up making two side dishes for dinner. and dinner was nice. then I oyster egg hunted at KOL for a bit before going to bed. because i knew I had to get up early this morning. so none of my easter plans went through at all. :( ::)
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 14, 2009, 09:26:17 am
I had dinner at my brothers.  My son then was sick and feverish at night, so I kept waking up to hold him until he fell asleep again.  I was a wreck Monday (yesterday).

And then we all had sex!  Yes even my feverish son!  He slept much better afterwards.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: RoninAngel on April 14, 2009, 09:51:19 am
Had an awesome time, saw a lot of my friends, got drunk without going overboard and the music was top notch.  :)

And good S&M play is all about communication. (Much like good sex!) It really comes down to the limits of the sub and what will end up being pleasurable for them.

So don't worry, I'll be gentle ;P

More then anyone esle here, you can say things that make me all hot Akashayi!  :-[

So I have some questions:

I know not all S&M turns into sex, but like, if you go over to someone's place for a session, are they typically expecting and/or hoping for sex? Are you or the people you domintate (as the case may be) often disappionted when they don't get sex out of the deal? Is it an akward topic to discuss? Do you tend to just get it out of the way so no one has wrong expectations? What happens when someone is all horny after the session but you are not going to get it on?
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Razzly on April 21, 2009, 05:58:16 am
This thread was great until it turned math-y.

I have submissive and masochistic traits, myself. I fantasize about having the shit beat out of me.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 21, 2009, 09:02:26 am
 ;D ;D yaaay! ;D ;D

wait, like in a sexy way, or just a flat out beating?  or is your fantasy not quite so specific?
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Razzly on April 21, 2009, 09:34:15 am
Well, I don't mean like... Spanking. I never saw the appeal in that. How can you keep a straight face when someone is smacking your butt while whispering corny lines? I get a laughing fit just thinking about it!

I'm thinking kicking, punching, slapping, biting, ripping... In a sexual way or not.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Emp_Dragon on April 21, 2009, 10:42:14 am
:o sounds like you're the perfect match for my fantasies when I'm in a naughty mood Razzly ;D
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Smiles on April 24, 2009, 10:20:15 pm
so wait how did describing our easter day become about sexual kinkiness?
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on April 24, 2009, 11:55:17 pm
In here anything is possible Smiles...thought you would of known that by now.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Pozf on April 25, 2009, 12:24:40 am
I'm pretty sure it's because Akasha started the topic off with "Slave Auction" and it just kind of desegregated from there
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 27, 2009, 06:50:22 am
..one of the reasons I started a BDSM thread :P ..hoping maybe we can at least discuss religious holidays without sex being at the forefront.

hee hee I love this perverted bunch though I have to admit!
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on April 27, 2009, 07:14:55 am
there is a difference between kinky and perverted.......being perverted means using all of the chicken.
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: UmberIsSexy on April 27, 2009, 08:18:52 am
 :'( great point oddball!
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Smiles on April 30, 2009, 07:10:47 pm
 :'( chicken?  ??? no no I don't wanna know. really I'm psyched for bunny palooza 09 ^_^
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on May 01, 2009, 12:00:06 am
sorry got that from the other site I frequent
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Smiles on June 03, 2009, 10:27:38 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Acen%2009/BunnyPalooza09.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Acen%2009/BunnyPalooza2.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Acen%2009/BunnyPalooza3.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Acen%2009/cake.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Acen%2009/bunnypaloozabunnyVSdog.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Acen%2009/bunnypaloozabunnyEatsCake.jpg)

v for bunny palooza:
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Acen%2009/BunnyPaloozavforPalooza.jpg)

bunny palooza is kitty friendly:
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Acen%2009/bunnypaloozakityfriendly.jpg)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/SmilesI/Acen%2009/bunnypaloozakityfriendly2.jpg)
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on June 04, 2009, 12:33:09 am
And you let the Killer Rabbit form Monty Python and the Holy Grail in?!?  :o ARE YOU NUTS!!
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Smiles on June 09, 2009, 11:39:33 pm
actually upon closer inspection it's not the same bunny. mine has black tipped ears. ::)
Title: Re: Fluff bunny hump hump procreation day
Post by: Oddball on June 10, 2009, 12:37:53 am
Its in disguise!!!!!!!!