Comics Discussion => Flipside Discussion => Topic started by: Brion Foulke on March 18, 2009, 05:58:13 am
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This is just like the character interviews, except the answers show up as vote incentives every day.
You may ask Maytag any question you want! It can be about the politics and pop culture of our real world, or about something in Iscariot, or philosophy in general, advice, or anything about Maytag herself and the people she knows. Funny or serious questions are OK!
You may can also ask the following characters questions:
Bernadette
Crest
Suspiria
Glyph
Umber
Sierra
Orransong
Bloody Mary
Kindred
Qtalda
Vajra
Some guidelines:
1. Keep your question to no more than 1 paragraph, and preferably as concise as possible. Your question may be skipped if it is too wordy.
2. Try to make it not too similar to other recent questions, or it may be passed over due to redundancy.
3. Watch your grammar and spelling. You don't have to be perfect, but at least put a little effort into them.
That's about it. Remember that unlike the interviews, you can ask as many questions to Maytag as you want, and even ask follow up questions to questions that have already been answered. Have fun!
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Can you still ask one other character besides Maytag?
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Yes. I edited the post to include a list of characters that you can ask.
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Hai maytag, is me! Wat maek u pankcakes?
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Dear Crest,
Just what did you mean by "Well, When they eventually do split up I'll be there to pick up the pieces, Maytag." (http://www.flipsidecomics.com/comic.php?i=420) which you said at the campfire?
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Wait, didn't I already make this thread?
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Dear Qtalda
Why are you such a bitch? Were you abused as a child or something? Is it just becuase you are old and crotchety and your uterus has all dried up? Do you need a hug? What's wrong with you? :)
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Dear Bloody Mary,
How did you learn to make fear demons? Can you make one at any time, or do you have to be well fed or something first?
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Brion, just to clarify. If we don't want Maytag there, do we have to specify that? For example, will Shay's question go to Bloody Mary with Maytag watching, or just Bloody Mary?
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Maytag will be there no matter what, since it is still her "corner." Sorry! Maybe I'll pick a coming month to be a month of answers without Maytag present.
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Oh, not cool, dude. Not cool at all.
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To Kindred, assuming this interview is taking place post your Bloody Mary fight:
What's it like being dead?
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Dear maytag,
ok. So you would easily sacrifice yourself for Bern. But what if you had to choose who you wanted to save between: Bernadette or a poor defenceless little girl?
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Dear Bernadette,
Is your relationship with Maytag, the longest relationship you've ever been in so far?
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Maytag will be there no matter what, since it is still her "corner." Sorry! Maybe I'll pick a coming month to be a month of answers without Maytag present.
No! Please keep Maytag there! I like it with her there... She's the best!
:D
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Dear Bernadette,
So have you ever been in any relationships with men? If so, how far did they go? I would love for you to go into details- if that's okay. :)
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Dear Crest,
Have you ever had a girlfriend? Or girlfriendS even? If so- please do go into details! :D
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Dear Glyph,
Where can i get a pair of those awesome glasses? You know... the ones that let you see through people's clothes? ;)
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Maytag will be there no matter what, since it is still her "corner."
I still don't see why she has to be there if the question specifically requests that she NOT be there. I think Maytag would respect the person it was asked to enough to exit the room if necessary.
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Aww, don't be like that. If he doesn't want Maytag gone, he won't move her. It'll just annoy him if we focus on it. Wait patiently and one of these days he might do the month without Maytag.
QUESTION: Maytag, while you claim that your arm can be regrown and your finger can be reattached, you say your breasts could only be "repaired...sort of". Why?
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Dear Qtalda,
What is the history and reason behind the creation of the Xibulba collars?
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Wait patiently and one of these days he might do the month without Maytag.
Or he could, you know, just do one without Maytag when someone requests it, which would probably be rare. It doesn't make sense to say "I won't do it once, but I'll do it thirty times."
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Dear Qtalda,
why do you have banadges over your face?
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I know I'm going to hate the answer to that question >_>
...unless it turns out I was right ^_^
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Or he could, you know, just do one without Maytag when someone requests it, which would probably be rare. It doesn't make sense to say "I won't do it once, but I'll do it thirty times."
Yes, it's a totally arbitrary rule, but I like the idea that it's Maytag's corner so you can't get rid of her, and even if you ask for her to not be there, she will just ignore it.
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Well that's mighty discourteous of her.
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Dear Maytag,
Check out this video:http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blog/5512
Do you think I have a future in stand up comedy, or should I just give up now?
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@LordKat: Well Maytag is a member of the business so she should know.
Dear Orransong,
Was there a particular event that drove Grant to the belief the knights should use enchanted weapons?
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Alright, this time I'd like to have this question be answered by Bern. [size=8]I hope this one hasn't already been asked in previous threads....[/size]
Okay, question time!
Bern: When you were growing up did you know that you were lesbian? Or before you met Maytag in general? Since you wanted to be a knight all of your life I imagine realizing that you were one had to have been awful. Were you in denial at first?
Thank you for your time!
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Dear Maytag,
Are you wearing any underwear? If so, can I sniff it?
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Dear Maytag,
If you and Bern had to fight, and you both really had to try to win, do you think you would win? Let's assume the fight starts with you outside Bern's sword range but close enough that a fireblast would hit you, too. I get the feeling you would win.
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Wow that was a great question. I've actually thought about that before too. :)
(of course I'm referring to LordKaT's question..obviously.)
Dear Maytag,
What's the first thing that pops into your mind as something that you're afraid of?
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Dear Maytag,
When Bernedette said she already knew about your cheating, how did you feel?
Where you sad, releived, emberessed?
Are you glad that it's finally out in the open?
Do you think she'll let you sleep with other people now :-[?
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has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
...say what?
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Maytag, if you knew that I knew of your infidelity, would you have continued if I had said nothing?
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Dear Maytag and Bernadette,
I have three questions:
1) How badly are you going to hurt Glyph if he does try using his special eyepiece again?
2) How are things going to go with Suspiria from now on?
3) How do the two of you feel about getting Maytag's arm replaced?
PS: You two are amazing.
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1. Like I said before, it'll be the last time he sees anything.
2. Shouldn't be hard to keep her in line until she gets some rest, but I doubt she'll try something like that again.
3. I'm all for it. It'd be awful of me to object, especially after that potion she gave me helped me when we first encountered Mary.
(At the postscript) Thank you!
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Dear Bern & May,
Bearing in mind even Derricks and Bloody Mary seem to have played by a set of rules, not dreadfully nice ones but still. Do you ever worry that you'll come across someone who doesn't play by any rules?
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Dear Maytag:
Since you like card games so much, shouldn't you be throwing sharpened blades shaped like playing cards ala The Joker?
P.S. I'd love to see you in a fight with Harly Quinn(don't pretend you don't know who I'm talking about, either!). :P
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Where did that second part of today's question come from? I never said anything about a park. >.>
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What? Damn it! I missed my question!
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@admiral Apocalypto: I might have it, which one was it?
This question is for Bloody Mary...and ONLY Bloody Mary, Maytag shouldn't be there.
Mary, do bandits taste better than innocents? Or rather, do you get more satisfaction from killing people you feel deserve it?
is that the question? 'cos I think it might have been skipped. I'll double check when I get home.
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Dear Kin,
Is there an afterlife? Does the Vorpal Sea and stuff exist? I figure you'd be the most qualified to answer.
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Dear Maytag,
Have once ever swept kitchen cake pudding with truffle icing happy go scooter tricycle?
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@admiral Apocalypto: I might have it, which one was it?
This question is for Bloody Mary...and ONLY Bloody Mary, Maytag shouldn't be there.
Mary, do bandits taste better than innocents? Or rather, do you get more satisfaction from killing people you feel deserve it?
is that the question? 'cos I think it might have been skipped. I'll double check when I get home.
That one. And why would he skip it? The dude answers LordKaT questions by the score!
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*PMSL* Well, you did ask for ONLY bloody Mary, and he has (since) specified that you can't get any character alone.
I think there was a reasonably similar question or questions not long before that one of yours as well (but mainly regarding taste rather than satisfaction).
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Well, you did ask for ONLY bloody Mary, and he has (since) specified that you can't get any character alone.
(http://209.85.62.25/4060/25/emo/notsohappy.gif)
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@admiral Apocalypto: I might have it, which one was it?
This question is for Bloody Mary...and ONLY Bloody Mary, Maytag shouldn't be there.
Mary, do bandits taste better than innocents? Or rather, do you get more satisfaction from killing people you feel deserve it?
is that the question? 'cos I think it might have been skipped. I'll double check when I get home.
That one. And why would he skip it? The dude answers LordKaT questions by the score!
This question was NOT skipped! (But maytag was there. Sorry.)
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...link?
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Having trouble finding it. Can you point me to exactly where and when this question was asked? I coulda sworn I answered it.
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http://forum.failureverification.net/showthread.php?t=418&page=25 5th post down.
Here's the question itself: http://forum.failureverification.net/showpost.php?p=52818&postcount=245
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It would've been answered just a few days ago, since Xshu's was just answered, and it was only a few posts after mine.
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So it's from the old forum, then?
I see it now. Oops, sorry, looks like I did skip that one after all. I was confused because there was a similar question to yours asked by Strike Central. The reason I skipped your question has nothing to do with you asking for Maytag not to be there, it's because Mary's answer would have been exactly the same as the one to Strike Central's question, which was the day before, so I decided it would be redundant.
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Question for Lady Bernadette, Knight in all but name: :-*
You, a skilled sword teacher, have stated you're teaching Crest "the basics", not your advanced style. Also, we've seen you use simple, basic thrusts (and to great effect) against a certain maw. Yet you've stated in your interviews, with a perfectly straight face, that you are unable to efectively attack with your swords without being attacked first. Which brings me to my question...
¿How many poker lessons has Maytag given to you? Your poker face is certainly a marvel to behold! ;D
(edited, changing the order for better clarity)
(edited again, cropping out excessive wording -Brion, feel free to ignore this if it you had the art already done).
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]That one. And why would he skip it? The dude answers LordKaT questions by the score!
Not to be a dick, I just thought I'd point out that there was a period of about 4 months where Brion kept the Ask Maytag thread open but nobody asked any questions ... and I was the only one asking questions for a good length of time. There was a backlog of my brain damage in that thread, hence a lot of my questions got answered.
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Makes sense.
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Dear Maytag, do you like lobster?
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Maytag:[...]I'm willing to change for her.
Wow! And once she sets her mind to something, she never cracks!
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New question for Bern: :-*
You actually called yourself, a cute, pretty, slim redhead whith an habit of out-knighting whole chivalric orders, out-fighting invencible monsters, out-smarting smartass jesters (sorry, May) AND bitch-slapping level 3+ sorcerers, "boring".
What's then "interesting" for you? Blindfolded, one-handed chainsaw juggling? Parachuteless base jumping? Integrating relativity and quamtum theories by back-of-envelope calculations on your sleep? Becoming the Mesiah (by either the Gourd and/or the Shoe factions)? Or ALL the above?
Just wondering :)
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This is a question that can be answered by either Sir Orransong, Crest, and/or Bernadette.
(And, if it's Bern answering, this time I'm not teasing her) :-*
We know Crest had some previous training with the Knights, before he started taking lessons with Bern. Up to which point? I mean, what were his skills like, when Bern started training him? Raw beginner? Just the very basics? Trained but out of practise? ???
(And, in the improbable case all three of them decide to answer, follow-up question: Doesn't it feel a bit crowded, four people and a desk in that little panel?) ;D
(edited to fix typos)
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Dear Maytag, do you like lobster?
"Eating isn't cheating."
also haha@erana
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Dear Erana,
Are you aware that you're a pivotal character in the Quest for Glory series, without ever making an appearance?
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LordKat, I beg to differ: I *do* "make an appeareance", as you say, since I now live in Silmaria as... well, actually the title is "first wife of the consort prince". See, the man who brought me back from Hades, the Prince of Shapeir, proposed to me, and I gladly acepted. :-* But later he also proposed to two other women ::) (being the adopted son of the Caliph of Shapeir -something I knew when I acepted- he's suppossed to be able to marry up to four women), and then he actually renounced to the Silmarian throne in favour of the second one, Elsa von Spielburg. So my unusual official title in the kingdom. And you thought Bern and Maytag had a strange relationship! ;)
Incidentally, I guess that explains why I was able to follow Bern's feelings and thoughts so well a few posts ago; I'm also in the situation of being with someone with whom I'd very much want to have a monogamous relationship, but for whom I was willing to compromise. :-[ Because of how much we learned to love each other back in Mordavia, and because how he rescued me from death -twice. Plus, I also helped him save the world quite a few times. When people have a long story together, they tend to react to each other in ways that are anything but simple...
Sorry for going on to such lengths with the story of my life, that probably is of no interest for anyone in this place. But at least, I managed to find at least one point of relevance to the current chapter.
Edit: Sorry, Brion and mods, the fact this is NOT the chapter 20 discussion thread slipped my mind. Feel free to move or delete the post if it is inapropiate.
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Dear Maytag,
Cheerios, once set free, multiply like bunnies
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heh, I think Today's answer form Qtalda in Maytag's corner, really sets in stone some of her personality characteristics.
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You mean non-answer :roll:
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Dear Maytag,
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURN TO PEPPERONI PIZZZA?! ;~;
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Dear Maytag,
Do you get lubricated on your own well enough, or do you find that you need to use third party supplements to enhance the process?
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Dear Maytag/Bern:
Do men wearing Kilts scare you?
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Dear Maytag,
North Korea launched a long range missile today. They say it was carrying a satellite, other nations say it was a long range ballistic missile test. I think they cryogenically froze Kim Jong Il - that tiny lesbian-looking bastard - and launched him into space, and the satellite will return in 200 years time when KJI will return to Earth as the Prince of Space, and fight off the evil aliens whose weapons cannot harm him yet they scare the crap out of him anyway.
What do you think?
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Dear Maytag
When did you start having all that sex? I know your first time was when you were very young, but have you been having sex non-stop since then or was it a while before it became a habit? If the former, what kinds of people would sleep with someone so young?
:-\
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I have Maytag's Corner incentives up till April 25th, now! If anyone else has any questions, please feel free to ask!
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Dear Crest
Does Maytag's extremely high libido strike you as a sex addiction? You're the only one I'd really trust to ask, since I'm sure Maytag doesn't think she's addicted and Bern would probably deny it.
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Hey Maytag,
Is your Jester suit enchanted at all to keep you warm? It seems like you would get really cold at night or in the rain wearing just that.
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Dear Bernadette,
Just a quick strategic question for you. How do would you deal with a ranged (archers, dagger throwers) opponent? (excluding sorcery, and escape is impossible) As your particular style of fighting is a defensive one and seems to weigh on your opponent coming at you. Does it have some kind of trick to dealing with archers? Or does it kind of put you in a improvisational position?
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Dear Maytag.
I think your awsome :D! I know that you were all upbeat about it when you lost your arm, but lately you seem to be kinda depressed. Does the arm thing have anything to do with it? We love you! Hang in there! :-*
http://ammaryasir.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/14639.jpg
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Dear Maytag,
Now that your cheating is out in the open and it turns out that Bern knew and didn't care, a pertinent question has been raised in my mind:
How does it feel to have dodged the bullet and avoided your well-deserved comeuppance AGAIN?
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Dear Brion,
Are the answers of the Maytag Corner considered "canon"? As in, do the characters in them answer acording to their "real" personalities and what's in their minds in the comic's continuity, or it's like the intermissions, with blatant out-of-character sillyness? (Brick Bern comes to mind).
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Dear Cc Sabathia,
what's it like to choke on your first career start with the team that is paying you $161 million?
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Dear Brion,
Are the answers of the Maytag Corner considered "canon"? As in, do the characters in them answer acording to their "real" personalities and what's in their minds in the comic's continuity, or it's like the intermissions, with blatant out-of-character sillyness? (Brick Bern comes to mind).
It's not technically considered "canon," as it's not part of the story. But at the same time, all of the characters are meant to be portrayed as true to their characters, aside from their real world knowledge. So their answers are meant to be real answers, as if they had stepped out of the comic to answer you themselves. In short, it's exactly like the interview section.
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@Admiral Apocalypto: Remember that discussion I had about something in the flipside printed books hinting at why a relationship between Crest and Suspira would be very bad? Read today's Maytag's Corner reply to a question from Enigma.
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Dear Maytag,
you travel a lot, and meet people from different places. But everyone you met so far speak the same language. We've not even seen dialects or accents.
Is this a well known Lingua Franca, or does really everybody in Iscariot speak the same language?
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Dear Bern,
Knowing your strong belief in the knighthood, their stance on homosexality and your own sexuality. What is your stance/opinions on gay marriage/civil unions?
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I hate be another one of those people, but I missed the answer to my question about breast regrowth from yesterday. Has anyone saved it, or...?
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Dear Maytag:
can hate be good? Can hate be great?
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Dear Maytag:
Do you love cute things? Becuase I think cute things are awsome! :-*
http://frederatorblogs.com/cute/files/2008/04/annachambers.jpg
That's why I love you, becuase you are adorable! :-*
I love you Maytag! :-*
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I hate be another one of those people, but I missed the answer to my question about breast regrowth from yesterday. Has anyone saved it, or...?
You have pm.
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Dear Bernadette and Maytag,
Hi! Love you two as a couple by the way! You guys are truly inspiring! Best of luck! :D
Here's my question:
For how long were you guys together, before you had sex?
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Dear Crest,
Do you secretly want Bernadette and Maytag's relationship to end, because you've totally got the hots for Maytag?
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Dear Bernadette,
what's the sweetest thing Maytag has ever done for you/ given you?
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Dear Maytag,
How many different people have you slept with? I know it may be impossible to count, but could you estimate, if possible? :)
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Dear Maytag,
Can you play any instruments?
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Dear Maytag,
Have you ever been depressed? If yes,please do elaborate!
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Dear Maytag do youthink this tune is annoying but catchy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN4cLlIKnoA
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Dear Bern: if you had the choice of either a brick or a sword what would you choose as a weapon?
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Dear Susperia,
I know you should be able to answer this with your incredible intellect and boundless knowledge:
Precisely how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I always wanted to know. Thanks.
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Dear Bloody Mary,
If you had to choose between killing Thin Man and not being able to become normal again, or being cured and unable to stop him from experimenting on others, which would you choose?
Or do what Maytag always does, come up with your own solution.
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Dear Maytag:
How often do you masturbate? :P
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Dear Maytag:
How often do you masturbate? :P
Between Bern and all the people she cheats on Bern with, I doubt that she has to. Or even finds the time to. ;)
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I didn't ask today's question, Ronin did.
Wait, crap, does that mean I missed my question again? D:
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Hey May,
if you had a chance to learn some more sorcery, even just few spells, would you be interested?
(On the site note, I vote and see the current answer, but what do I do to see the archives? I mean, I'd like to know how May answered some of the old questions...)
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Dear Maytag?
Wanna play chess with me? :D
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Hey May,
if you had a chance to learn some more sorcery, even just few spells, would you be interested?
Maytag already answered that question in her first interview:
Setsuna asks: "If you had a chance, would you study magic?"
Maytag: Definetly!! I would love to do that! I've always wondered what it'd be like to break my seal, and unleash my hidden power. Everyone has the potential to become a sorcerer, you know... even someone as sorcerer-hating as Bernadette! The only problem is, the seals we have on our minds are tough to break... it takes years and years of training just to break the first seal, and that's the easiest one! But if I have time later in life, I definetly want to try!
(On the site note, I vote and see the current answer, but what do I do to see the archives? I mean, I'd like to know how May answered some of the old questions...)
So would I!
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Dear Kin,
I have to tell you, that I love you. XD You're my favorite and you need to know that. Now, I was wondering; what are your hobbies? I'd assume you have some pretty awesome ones. ^.~
~Xy
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Why did you pick Crest after everyone esle in Intermission 3! >:(
I'm kind of sore about this becuase you said you really liked him a few chapters ago.
Plus, WTF at least he's not a sex pervert like Glyph!
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Dear Qtalda:
Does magical surgery in your world include cosmetic "works" like breast enlargement?
You might be surprised for this question being asked to you, but it's not to embarass nor mock you. Just that for some reason, I don't quite trust Suspiria's answer in this one, and Glyph's will probably be too colorful!
edited for a particularly silly typo
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So Crest what do you think about the fact that Glyph finds you fourth in hotness under Orransong?
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Dear Glyph
Why are you so creepy. Don't you know that girls are not in exsistance purely for you're amusement, man.
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What a pity. Not a cozy reunion in today's answer :(
Dear Sir Orransong :-*
You seem to have quite the fan club. ;) What kind of training and fitness program do you follow to, at your age, be regarded as "hotter" than your younger, former students? Also, if you don't mind the two-prongued question, does worry you that such apretiation was made by a sorcerer?
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Dear bern two Q's for you this morning:
one: where do you get your bricks from?
two: where do you keep them before you drop them on people?
oh bonus Q have you heard the Brick Layer's song?
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Dear Bloody Mary:
You got the mandatory "visible underwear" part of the hero uniform covered all right, but, would you consider wearing a cape, too, for your newfound career as a Cannibal Crime Fighter? If so, any colour preference? If you like deep blue, I have a few, old but well cared for, that haven't been used in a long time...
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Dear May:
If I remember right you said you got the last part of your name from some one called Taggert. Was this person a detective on the Strath Clyde police force?
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Dear Bernadette,
In one of your interwievs you were shocked when told that the comic's readers had seen you naked. Does Maytag's recent Nagelring-guaranteed revelation that she had decided not to cheat on you anymore BEFORE she acepted to pose for Kin (and thus that she doesn't consider artistic posing to be something sexual), combined with the artistic value of the comic (anyplace you appear in it can and will be considered artistic!) ease your mind on that shock?
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Dear Brion,
Are you still updating Maytag's corner? I've seen the same answer several days in a row.
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Yeah, sorry about that. Missed a few days. There'll be a new one up today (which'll be repeated May 1st.) Then more new ones.
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Dear Maytag.
I think your awsome :D! I know that you were all upbeat about it when you lost your arm, but lately you seem to be kinda depressed. Does the arm thing have anything to do with it? We love you! Hang in there! :-*
http://ammaryasir.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/14639.jpg
Awww. She didn't even comment on the kitten holding the branch with one arm.
Dear Qtalda, what are some of the other races or species in Iscariot with access to magick?
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Dear Crest and Maytag (yep, since she's gonna be there anyway, I'm asking both of them):
The people in the Flipside forums is wondering about which animal costume(s) would make Crest look "hotter" (catboy, monkey, ladybug...) Could you give us your sincere, informed opinion?
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Dear Bern:
Have you ever thought about dropping an anvil on some one instead of bricks?
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@ today's incentive:
Aw, May, don't knock it til you've tried it. ;)
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Dear Vajra, Can you give us a quick summary of how the "Vespels" believe Iscariot was created?
OOC: Genesis according to the Vespels.
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Maytag:
You were Suspiria's slave. Can I be yours? I give wicked foot rubs.
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Dear Maytag,
In your experience, which foods make good aphrodisiacs (if any)?
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Dear Maximiliam,
Wof woof woof woof wof, wof wooof, woof.
Wof woof wof wooof?
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Dear Maytag how often do you sharpen your knifes and what do you use to sharpen them on?
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This is a question for any Mage type character.
Is magic in the Flipside world intelligent?
I ask because Maytag seems to have no trouble retrieving just the right item from her pouch of infinite accessibility. One of the fantasy authors I had read long ago, Lawrence Watt-Evans, wrote about quartermasters for armies that spent time practicing packing bag of holding so they would have the items their regiment, platoon, etc. would need first since last items in were first items out. The discussion of practical magic has always been a lot of fun for me in fantasy, see Terry Practchet and the Discworld, and I would like to know if magic in this Universe responds to the wielder's (or user's) desire or if it is a power like electricity with no intelligence or sapience.
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Dear May,
Is your split personality thing still in full effect? Do you still feel completely different out of your costume than you do when you're in it?
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Um is the creator even answering these questions?
and if so I'd like to ask bloody mary something.
I don't think the scars were explained, was it from the man who cursed you?
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Um is the creator even answering these questions?
Brion has a "Maytags Corner" in the vote previews. At the moment there are other drawings, but I'm shure, the corner will return when he has enough questions.
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Dear Susperia,
You might be able to answer this poser: If a Tree fell onto a mime................Would any one mind?
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Der Kin,
Is the halo standard attire for your world's afterlife, or is it something you decided to keep from the intermission Dragon Balls skeetch costume? and if so (that is, if you do retain things from the "Kin's dead" intermissions), what's your golf handicap?
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Dear Kin,
I have to tell you, that I love you. XD You're my favorite and you need to know that. Now, I was wondering; what are your hobbies? I'd assume you have some pretty awesome ones. ^.~
~Xy
Didn't he also enjoy drawing as a hobby? *shrug*
P.S. love the halo
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I now have Maytag's Corners up to June 26th. Please feel free to ask more questions, and remember that's it's okay to respond to answers that Maytag gives as well.
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Dear May do you suffer from hay fever?
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Dear Lady Bernadette,
I feel you are the most indicated for this question, as you love recreational bathing but don't strike me as the one to skinny-dip by the sea. What kinds of female swimming attire (bikinis? one-pieces?) are in use in your land? If you have time to elaborate, can you tell us which ones are in full fashion, and which ones are old-fashioned instead? And, of course, what's your personal favourite!
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Qtalda said: "I hope you trust my answer"
Well, certainly she doesn't strike me as the type to say "Nope, it's ALL natural here" :P
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Dear Inverness,
Have you ever taken advantage of the magical body enhancement techniques that we know from Qtalda to be available in Iscariot? Other than for your famous hair (which we already know about), I mean.
Also, we know Umber uses a magical bustier, but you don't strike me as the type to just use magical items as opossed to your own powers...
(edit: modified the bit about the hair to make it clearer I'm mentioning it in a "we know you did this, anything else?" way...)
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Dear Inverness:
have you ever been to the city of the same name over here in "Sunny" Scotland?
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Today's answer got me :o
So Intermission Bern stores her bricks in her shirt??? ???
Way to go, Brion. Now I have one stupid smilies joke to get out of my system.
(.)(.) = normal boobies
(.Y.) = wonderbra boobies
[][] = Intermission Bern boobies
Look what you've forced me to do. Are you happy now?
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THE BRICK LAYER's SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWeXpNyqOrU
Funniest thing I've ever listened to. I know the words off by heart and often sing it at parties.
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Maybe its just me but I prerfer the Corries version :-[
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Dear Maytag:
I read somewhere on the site that you're a "competent dancer", care to bust a move for me?
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Dear Glyph
(question best ignored because the comic's development made it a moot point)
I won't ask if you have a death wish, nor why. I must, however, question you about your choice of method. Couldn't you think of something a bit less painful as a suicide system? :o
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Sir Orransong:
I know you tried to act as a "father figure to Crest, did you ever try to act as a "husband figure" to Miss Devahl(Crest's mom)? If so, why didn't it work out?
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Dear Crest,
How do you intend to follow up your promise to Suspiria: "I'll put up with you...!"?
Do you have a romantic interest in her and if so, do you think you'll have to courage to act on it?
Last but not least: How do you think Orransong's face will look like if you'll eventually come back home with the genius sorceress as your girlfriend?
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Dear Regina,
We haven't heard from you in a while! Do we hear the pitter patter of little sorcerer babies yet?
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Dear Maytag,
Did you miss me?
Love, LordKaT
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Dear Qtalda, what are some of the other races or species in Iscariot with access to magick?
OH SNAP! I must have missed the answer to my question! It would have been for the 18th. I've got the 19th and my others are at work but I know I never saw the answer to the above question. Anyone see it or have the link to it?
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Dear Sierra,
Whatever became of Crest's first Girlfriend?
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Dear Qtalda, what are some of the other races or species in Iscariot with access to magick?
OH SNAP! I must have missed the answer to my question! It would have been for the 18th. I've got the 19th and my others are at work but I know I never saw the answer to the above question. Anyone see it or have the link to it?
I didn't save it, but she said there are no other races or species with human intelligence -- no elves, etc. Only humans.
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Dear Suspiria
About your June 23 explanation about how Iscariot magic works...
There's on Earth a certain series of books and games, which makes the following description about magic: "Art and Science of causing changes in reality with the mind. It is a science, because it's bound by a very strict set of principles and laws; its is an art because a living mind's personal thoughts and interpretation of those are needed to cause such changes - no machine can use Magic's Laws to do magic".
Would the above be also a good description of Iscariot seal-based magic, or is it diferent in some important way?
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Dear Maytag,
I've heard the existence of demons denied by you before (namely when you screamed something to that effect at Vajra), and yet you also described the creature that Bloody Mary vomited up as a "fear demon".
So...do demons exist or not?
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Dear Moss,
So much time has past since book 0. Umm, Maytag, if you are there: how long have it been since you've last seen Moss in book 0?
Moss, Have you met more people that you can get along with since your encounter with Maytag? What about the twins?
How is your uncle doing and was the urgency of visiting him related to your agenda to reach the 4th level of sorcery?
You seem to know what is each of the twin's weakness is. Care to elaborate or at the very least hint on the weakness of each of them?
(OOC: That being said, I'm halfway expecting him to just spit at my face, laugh at me and refuse to answer most/all of the questions. However, since he did go past a change in personality as a result of his last encounter with maytag, and he's proven to associate and even be with friendly terms with more people, aka the twins, I'm hoping he will be a bit more civilized this time and maybe even answer...)
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Dear Vajra, Can you give us a quick summary of how the "Vespels" believe Iscariot was created?
OOC: Genesis according to the Vespels.
GAAAHHHHHH!!!
I just realised I must have missed the answer to this one as well :(
Anyone get it? Not sure what day it would have been.
I seem to be doing an excellent job of getting the answers to every question except my own.
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Actually I don't think this one was answered, at least not that I saw/remembered.
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Dear Vajra, Can you give us a quick summary of how the "Vespels" believe Iscariot was created?
OOC: Genesis according to the Vespels.
GAAAHHHHHH!!!
I just realised I must have missed the answer to this one as well :(
Anyone get it? Not sure what day it would have been.
I seem to be doing an excellent job of getting the answers to every question except my own.
I doubt I've missed any vote incentive. I did see the question before it and the question after it answered. So probably have been skipped.
(Who knows, maybe Vajra's answer is just too long to fit in one page, or maybe it's just too plot critical to be revealed! :P)
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Dear Maytag,
What is more awesome than this?
(http://www.lordkat.com/shit/gatorairsurf.gif)
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Answer: Absolutely nothing ;D
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Dear person/s willing and/or able to answer this question:
What would happen, if you fixed a heavy weight to the outside of an open dimensional bag and then threw it in the ocean?
Another question for our dear zen-mistress Maytag:
What is the sound of one hand clapping? (Yeah, I know, I'll be going straight to the Vorpal Sea for this one, thanks) ;)
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Dear Maytag,
Now that Final Fantasy 14 has been announced, are you going to explore the new online world like you did with Final Fantasy XI?
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Dear Maytag!
Have you ever tried drugs and what's your general opinion about them?
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Dear Crest,
When are you finaly going to get laid?
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Hay, May!
I just started reading your story tonight... er *looks at clock*, last night (hah, I've been reading all throughout the night. SCREW SLEEPING). Ironically, I found it while searching for my black and white jester costume I wore to Anime North.
But anyways, on to the question! What made you change up your outfit? I loved the arm dangles you had going on there, though don't get me wrong, the new one is very nice too (GOD, I WANT YOUR UNREALISTICALLY BEAUTIFUL ANIME FIGURE).
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Haha, hi again May.
I'm going to keep throwing questions at you as I encounter them from your stories (very entertaining; I still haven't gone to bed yet; I'm going to go insane from the sleep deprivation you'll cause me).
Why didn't you get your body parts reattached (i.e. your finger)? You mentioned later that it could be done. I'd think you'd want to, not just for yourself (you'd be impeding your manual dexterity slightly), but also for Bern (every time she sees the missing finger she'd feel guilt or sorrow, and you mentioned that you'd do anything to make her happy; seeing you maimed when you could be fixed seems like it would just humble her and make her feel depressed).
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I think both your questions can be answered here, Creazil:
1. He first suit got ripped to shreds by Voulger, so naturally she had to get a new one.
2. She did get her finger re-attatched. It just doesn't show it being re-attached. Anyway, its back on her hand in chapter 11. As for her arm now, there not really in any place currently where they can get it returned to normal.
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Dear Maytag,
Have you ever been asked this question?
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Thanks for responding, Ecco. ^__^
I figured she would get a new costume to replace her destroyed one, but I was wondering as to why the style of it changed (i.e. her shoulders are now showing, the low cut front is replaced with a halter top style, etc.). Why didn't she keep the same design?
(I'm guessing it's just to add variety, or because the artist liked this costume better).
However, her finger does not get reattached/regrown before she loses her arm (it's still missing in later chapters, even as far as Ch15 Pg26), so I guess she decided to keep it like that when she left town. Which then I have to ask again, why?
Why would she keep it like that? Wouldn't that just hurt Bern to see her like that?
And I take it that Suspiria (or the Phalanx, specifically the bandaged one that's suspected to be one of the conclave) weren't strong enough magically to reattach/regrow May's arm?
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Oh hey... your right about the finger. I didn't notice that before! I really don't know then. As for her costume, I guess it was just time to change it up. If I had the opertunity to change my jester suit, I probably would.
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My girlfriend says girls don't poop. Is this true?
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Dear Maytag,
Does your missing arm feel like a phantom limb or just a stump?
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Dear Brion/Anybody,
Whatever happened to Dice from Chapter 1? Did she ditch that jerk Hellmouth and find herself a good lesbian--er, man?
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Dear Maytag.
who would win in a fight, Bruce Springsteen or Bon Jovi?
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Dear Maytag,
Does your costume have any zippers? Also, I know it has a lot of pockets from which you can pull out just about anything, but is there a limit to the number of pockets and the number of items that you can carry?
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This type of question has been asked and answered, on the previous forum.
Yes It's got one zipper right down the front Seen here (http://www.flipsidecomics.com/comic.php?i=87)
and she has a dimensional bag, which is Not part of her costume but it has near infinite space, might have infinite don't remember exactly.
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Dear Maytag,
Are you a washing machine of some sort?
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Okay, I've got incentives up until September 22nd! I need more for the rest of this month, so please feel free to ask more questions!
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Dear Maytag or Bern Maybe Crest as well whats your favorite Beatles song and album
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Dear Maytag (and any other character that wants to answer):
Do you have a theme song? If so, what song?
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Hey Maytag, If a tree fell on top of Crest in the middle of the forest, and no one was around, would he make a sound?
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Dear Characters of Flipside,
my questions are simple. first one is, how come the 'interviews' havent been done since '07? it's been almost 2 years since the last one was supposed to be 'updated'. secondly, how come there's no interview for bloody mary? D: also, and i know there's really no answer you can give me, but, why did Kin have to die? D: i REALLY liked him. but i'm also very torn, cause i really like the bloody mary character. ((i feel the same about her as Maytag does. that she's just in a shitty situation and is misunderstood. /: poor girl.)) oh, i just thought of something else... i know that it's been gone over, but why cant Brion change the story line so Mary can be cured? D: so lame. and if she did get cured, hypothetically speaking of course, would she LOOK normal? i mean, would she go back to scar-less skin? cause i think that would be terrible. i think she's very pretty the way she is, scars and eyes and all. i'm not a fan of the teeth and claws though. just saying.
*prepares for a beating* o 3 o
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Beating? Nah. I feel mostly the same way about Mary and don't believe myself to be alone.
The question is though, if you met someone like Bloody Mary in real life, would she actually be sexy?
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Dear Maytag, if you and Bern ever break up, will you marry me? Or at least extend the same offer you made Crest? I don't mind if you wanna sleep around at the same time.
Alternately
Dear Maytag, other then juggling, knife throwing, and jokes, are there any other major elements to your jester show and if so, what are they?
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Beating? Nah. I feel mostly the same way about Mary and don't believe myself to be alone.
The question is though, if you met someone like Bloody Mary in real life, would she actually be sexy?
i would like to say yes, but i honestly dont know how i would react in that situation. i dont know the future, and can only try to be accepting of everyone. but i'm not as 'strong' as maytag is. i dont think i could let her just eat my arm. i accept pain, but it's far too unbearable to 'block' it like she does. i just try to get over it, learn from it, and move on. anyways, i do very much like Mary's character and would like to see much more from/about her.
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Dear Crest,
How do you intend to follow up your promise to Suspiria: "I'll put up with you...!"?
Do you have a romantic interest in her and if so, do you think you'll have to courage to act on it?
Last but not least: How do you think Orransong's face will look like if you'll eventually come back home with the genius sorceress as your girlfriend?
Anyone happen to have the .gif answer for that one and can link it to me? seems I've missed this voting (or was this question skipped?).
I've just seen the answer to Foof's question which is just after mine.
Thanks in advance.
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Dear Maytag & Bern,
Will you two quit this internet thing and come work on a goat farm with me?
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Oh man...I forgot I asked Regina that question. T_T I always seem to miss my days.
Does anyone have that one saved/remember what she said?
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Hi Maytag,
I think you're nice, kind and clever (plus I'm glad I don't have to play you at poker). My question is if you could sum up your life philosophy in a witty phrase, what would it be? :P
Also
Hi Suspiria,
I have a question about the Phalanx. If they are the police who watches over them to ensure they don't become corrupt? How are decisions made/power shared?
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Hello Maytag,
can you give a rough estimate about how much does fit into your d bag? In any appropriate measurement.
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Hey Maytag, how hot does it get where you are? Where i'm from it get's to about 110* F in the summer.
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Dear Maytag,
I've had a few of my questions answered awhile back and I thank you for that, however there is one situation I'm having trouble with and I don't quite know how to handle it. My dude friends are dicks so I thought my chances of getting a good answer from them was rather slim. Anywho after a somewhat disastrous date I'm not sure how to confront the girl I went out with (long story short we got lost for awhile). She was actually pretty cool with everything, but I haven't heard anything out of her for awhile. Any advice on how I should handle this?
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Dear Suspira,
Is there any kind of instant communication device in your world? Like our equivalent of a cell phone.
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Hey maytag (bern can also answer this one too) what is the craziest thing that you have ever done?
also, have you (or do you now) have any pets?
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I've got Maytag's Corners up until November 6th. Need more questions!
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Maytag n' Bern! Do y'all shave your legs? How about your armpits? If so, how often?
Oh wait...no, I'll bet you use magical hair removal...but wait, the question still stands for you, Bern, since you normally don't use magic!
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Hey Bern,
Have you ever been so drunk that when you wake up the next morning you don't remember the night before?
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Hey crest ever drunk so much you have drunk your self sober?
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Dear maytag(or, once again, anyone who wshed to answer),
Horray! It's my birthday!
1)What is your birthday?
2)What would you like to get for your birthday?
Please have as many characters answer this as you feel comfortable.
Dog pile!
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What holidays are there in Iscariot?
Do they have conventions?
Do you ever go to conventions?
Have you or any other Flipside character been in any other comics?
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Dear May and Bern to you what is a Hero? is it some sort of weird sandwich or some one that does something above and beyond the call of duty?
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dear maytag, and bern
if you traveled from Iscariot to the U.S.A. what would be the first things you'd want to do when you got here?
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dear maytag
wow, 90*F! you got it nice there. (now on with the question)
what kind of vehicles do you have in iscariot? the only one i've seen (and correct me if i'm wrong) was a horse drawn carriage that you , bern, crest, and suspiria got in. here we have cars the use internal combustion engines, it's sorta like a carriage that's powered by a constant explosion. but you don't get blown up, (expect for some very rare cases, on race built cars that have engines that are pushed to the limit, but there are safety devices in place to protect the driver)
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Dear Crest,
(Ha ha, yes another question about sex.)
If you could have a threesome with Bernadette and Maytag--or an orgy with Bern, May, and Suspi--but the only requirement was that you dress in drag, would you?
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Foof, do you have a DeviantArt? 'Cuz I think I saw it today.
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Have incentives up till October the 18th. Could use a few more questions!
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Dear Maytag,
Is there a question you wish you were asked in an interview but haven't been?
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Dear Bloody Mary,
Can you lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed? Im right on my uppers. I'll pay you back when this postal order arrives from Australia, honestly. Hope the canabalisim is under control.
All the best from Oddball
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Foof, do you have a DeviantArt? 'Cuz I think I saw it today.
Yeah, I do. But I don't really use it anymore. XD; Was it Foofiliy?
To stay on topic...
Dear Mary,
Do you have a preference of people, or do they all taste the same? Have you ever tried cooking them instead of eating them raw?
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Dear Bernadette.
The reason your not using Grant's sword is because you require two identical swords right? THen couldn't you have your current swords enchanted with the same spells that are on Grant's? Maybe if you asked nice you might even be able to get Suspiria to do it for you.
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Dear Maytag
You alway seem to try your best to make potential adversaries into friends. So I can't help but wonder if you would attempt to do the same if you were ever to meet "the thin man" the bastard responsible for changing Clairen and bloody Mary
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right on so this one is for suspira. your hair changes based on your mood or feelings i am not mistaken... does that make you a crappy poker player?
i hardly see any practical reasons for such a thing like that... well. peace.
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@Maytag:
Have you noticed your eyes gradually getting bigger over the last several months? Are you using some kind of anti-aging cream we don't know about?
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Dear Crest
(Sorry, you may be annoyed by this question.)
If Maytag never mentioned she had a "boyfriend" would you still have had sex with her?
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Ummm......Suspiria....is Maytag still considered your slave?
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To Bloody Mary
What was the best meal you had, other than Maytag, since the..."incedent."
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Lady Bernadette
Since you and Maytag became a couple, what are the top 5 things you do in your free time? And by "free time" I mean......well I think you know.
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To Maytag
If you never mentioned you had a "boyfriend" to Crest would you still have had sex with him?
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There's an "edit" button in the top right of your posts.
For future reference, people on the internet tend to prefer it when you use that and add "P.S."s onto the same post rather than make a whole bunch of short posts in rapid succession. I've been on forums where they seriously rip into people for doing that, and although I like to think of this forum as too nice for that, I feel I should warn you. ;)
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:-[Sorry about that.
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Dear May did you like my Slipper suggestion?
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Dear Maytag and Bern, how many "Christmases" have you had together, and what was your favorite? Please try to explain as much as you feel comfortable with.
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In the description of this topic at the Interview page, it said we could ask Moss questions, but it didn't say that on the first page. So, feel free to disregard this if Moss isn't answering questions. X3
So, Moss, have you ever met any else with a curse? And if not, would you like to? 'Cause, y'know, I know this one person.... >.>
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Maytag, Do you take Harley Quinn as a major influence on who you are?
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Just want to let everyone know, I will be posting more Q&A answers starting in February. So please feel free to keep posting questions. I would've restarted it in January but being sick sort of killed this month.
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Two questions for Maytag:
1) Would you say you care about the truth for its own sake, or do you only care about the truth as a means to achieve your goals? When talking to Mary you said (http://www.flipsidecomics.com/comic.php?i=685), "My philosophy is to accept the facts in front of you, no matter how terrible, because quick acceptance allows you the best possible mindset for dealing with any situation." This is true for most situations, but not all of them. For example, a person without much self-confidence might prefer not to learn that some people have a poor opinion of him, because this would make him even less confident, which might in turn have a negative effect on his relations with other people. A person like that, who often allows himself small amounts of self-deception when he thinks it will lead to a better outcome, would consider truth to be an instrumental value, that is, something that he cares about only because it helps him achieve the things he really desires, as opposed to someone who considers truth a terminal value, that is, something that he really, fundamentally desires for its own sake. What about you, May, is truth an instrumental or a terminal value for you?
2) Do you enjoy taking it up the ass?
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Dear May/Bern have you ever tried spam? fried spam? Spam fritters? or bannana fritters or a Scottish delecacy the Fried Mars Bar
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Holy moley! Ask Maytag is back?!? When did this happen!?!
Other than that...
Dear Maytag:
After kicking ass and taking names, what are you supposed to do with the names?
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Dear Lady Bernadette,
I'm a martial arts instructor and have been practicing for over 9 years. I have recently picked up sword fighting (broadsword) and am finding it quite difficult. I'm in good physical shape and control, but I'm much shorter than the average bear (5ft exactly). In martial arts I trained my flexibility and jump height to a point where my agility could make up for the difference in height. However, I'm having a hard time accommodating for my height disadvantage with broadsword. Agility still seems to be useful, buy my taller opponents have more weight behind their strikes and a longer reach. Any and all advice would be welcome from an accomplished swordswoman as yourself. Thank you for your time!
Regards,
-GlassRose77
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Dear Maytag,
Have you ever had the urge to throw bricks at lobsters?
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Dear Glyph,
Have you ever gotten freaky with Qtalda?
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This question goes to Bernadette or better perhaps to Sir Orransong. As your quest has lead you into Phalanx politics, how about a little exposition/heads up to your friends about what the political situation is that they are getting into?
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Maytag, what are your top 10 sex positions?
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this is for moss it isnt so much a question as a statement *clears throat* Join the glory of the Régime and ride into battle along side us or be crushed beneath the tread of our tanks and paved over with the amazing artilary brick laying skills of emp
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This is for May, Bern,Mary, Moss, and Crest: do you lot want to join us formites for a game of Jello Strip Twister? I'll provide the munchies and drinks.
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Two questions for Maytag:
1) Would you say you care about the truth for its own sake, or do you only care about the truth as a means to achieve your goals? When talking to Mary you said (http://www.flipsidecomics.com/comic.php?i=685), "My philosophy is to accept the facts in front of you, no matter how terrible, because quick acceptance allows you the best possible mindset for dealing with any situation." This is true for most situations, but not all of them. For example, a person without much self-confidence might prefer not to learn that some people have a poor opinion of him, because this would make him even less confident, which might in turn have a negative effect on his relations with other people. A person like that, who often allows himself small amounts of self-deception when he thinks it will lead to a better outcome, would consider truth to be an instrumental value, that is, something that he cares about only because it helps him achieve the things he really desires, as opposed to someone who considers truth a terminal value, that is, something that he really, fundamentally desires for its own sake. What about you, May, is truth an instrumental or a terminal value for you?
Wow, my ultra-long question actually got an answer (and a pretty good one at that). ;D Thanks May!
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Maytag, I'm curious as to how you obtained that Angel Breath (the ring with angel wings you've used to get out of a couple high situations, and by high I don't mean stoned).
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Hey Maytag,
You mentioned a long time back you had some trainers who you based your name on. What were they like?
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Dear Moss,
Has Bern's weakness changed from "Lesbian"? If so, what is it now?
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May if the Phalanx is your version of the F.B.I who would be the C.I.A?
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Maytag, while I understand the basics of how a D-bag works on the inside, I'm still a bit fuzzy on how it works from the outside. How do you carry it with you? Is it bound to you in some way? Do you keep this item, with no outside mass or volume, in your pocket, or tied to your wrist? In your current predicament (inside the warp box) Moss indicated that you don't have access to your "bag of tricks." How was it taken away from you? Once it's been taken away, is it possible for you to reposess it, or even locate it?
Where do you get one in the first place? Is there a vendor somewhere with a bag of bags, or do you have to get it made by someone?
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1) Dear Suspiria, I am truly sorry about Kin. He was a good guy. My question is, how specific do spellwords have to be? Let me give an example: suppose you have a specific spellword for, say, conjuring a watermelon-sized fireball. Would you need another spellword for a bigger (or smaller) fireball, or the same spellword would work?
2) My fine lad Glyph, have you use you cloth-piercing instrument on Qtalda? If yes, what did you see?
3) My good chap Kindred, does your head hurt? I'm joking, sorry for my bad taste. I noticed that, on your first fight with Mary, Suspiria had to put some thunder in your sword. Does that mean it's not enchanted at all, or is it impossible to enchant a weapon to burst in some kind of element at will? And why is ice the "wimpiest element"?
4) Dear Mary, how immune to magic and physically strong are you? Because, after seeing you block a thunder-enhanced sword with your teeth and not getting a static discharge (at least you seemed unaffected), I get the feeling you are something else besides just a sexy zombie girl.
(OOC: Serious questions are serious.)
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Dear Maytag
There is a game on the internet named League of Legends (by the creators of DotA which is part of Warcraft) and there is a knife-wielding jester named "shaco" as one of the characters. Are you modeled after this said character? And if not, do you believe he was modeled after you?
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Dear May can you tell me have you answered this question? ( I was out of the country so must of missed it)
May if the Phalanx is your version of the F.B.I who would be the C.I.A?
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Dear Bern
1. Other than the fact that Glyph is a pervert, why do you hate him.
2. Have you ever considered having an open "relationship" with more than just Maytag, maybe with Suspiria or even Crest?
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The Sky is blue the grass is green may we have our Halloween?
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Hey Maytag and Bernadette. Why didn't you guys brick Melter in the last intermission? I could have sworn I had another question to go with that one...oh well...
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Dear May apart from Bloody Mary what other cute and cuddly creatures do you have running around in the forests? any Wolves or Bears? Killer Rabbits even?
(Oh and you are not weird..............just slightly different)
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Okay, I have vote incentives until the 15th. I could use a few more questions. If anyone feels like asking anything, now would be a good time as your question will be answered almost immedietly! Remember, you can ask *almost* any member of the cast, (but Maytag is the one who most likes answering questions.)
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Bloody Mary, will you be trying to find Maytag again at any point seeing as she seems to be the only one who isn't trying to kill you?
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G'day Maytag,
What are some of the pets kept by people in Iscariot beyond creatures from Earth? Any pet swamp dragons for instance?
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Ooh yes!
Dear The Thin Man
Who are you?" ;D
Okay, seriously now. :P I got a question right here.
Dear May!
Fashion loving fan here, just like Moby but with, uh, slightly more conventional taste I hope! Anyway I love your jester outfit and I'm really curious about whether it's all designed to be part of one complete costume, particularly your boots. I'm sure you wore a different pair at some point, but I really like the knee high boots you wear now and they just seem to go perfectly with the rest of the outfit even if they weren't originally designed for it. So are your boots designed to be part of the jester outfit or did you add them afterwards, and as you didn't seem to need them way back when the story began do you wear them for protection or for fashion?
Anyway they're really cool and make you a kickass jester so I hope you keep wearing them. ;D Sorry if that sounds like several questions or one really long one! ;D
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Dear Maytag,
Have you checked out TellTale's game Poker Night at the Inventory?
It would be so awesome if someone did a clone of the game using fameous poker playing web comic characters, like you.
If you get a chance to play it or watch some YouTube videos, which character would you most like to play against? The least?
It's good to see you whole again!
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Bern/May: What are your favorite colors? And do they differ from the colors you like to wear/see your partner wearing?
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Dear May so you have radio but do you have Television?
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your working is really good. Thanks for sharing
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Hey guys, I have answers up to the 21st, now. There's still more room if anyone wants to ask any question. Remember, you can also ask follow up questions, or simply comment on the answers she's given. If you comment, she may reply to that too!
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Dear Bern have you used any other type of swords? a basket handled Claymore for example.
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dear may, what is the craziest thing you have ever done?
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Crest a few questions for you:
When are you going to get your hair cut short?
when are you going to stop being in the background?
and lastly don't you know it dangerous to play with swords inside? go out and practice somewhere.
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Okay, that'll be all the questions for this month. Next month will be pics. Go ahead and keep posting questions if you think of any.
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I looked, and I hope no one's asked this, cause I didn't see it:
May, are you an albino? Cause your eyes are red, and your hair is blondish (not so much white, though.)
Also, if you were to name a dog, what would it be?
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Mah booze jacket, a top hat with a red bandanna tied around it, and jeans.
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Folks wrong thread!!
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i'd love to see may's response to those comments though ^^
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You will probably see them in March. Feel free to ask any other questions you feel like until then!
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Ok that's got me thinking: Dear May cant remember if this has been asked but what do you wear under that jester's suit of your's?
And Bern do you always wear a scarf even if it's Summer or your equivalent of it.
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Oddball, your questions will be answered on the 25th and 26th of March.
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WAHHH!!! its the old image of Maytag holding Flipside Volume 1 in the Vote incentive today! :-*
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Not sure if this one is gonna make it, but...
May, do you think you're gonna teach us more about poker?
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Maytag, as a fellow bisexual polygamist, why do you think people act toward us and others of the like with hatred?
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May, in regards to Jester Costumes.
Jingle bells, or no jingle bells? Any preference?
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what is the best food ever eaten in your world? (I've only seen MayTag eat something with fish on her date with Crest)
@Maytag: do you believe in soulmates? Also if you could have the ideal date what would it be?
@Bern: big time fan and long time viewer, what is the greatest thing Maytag has ever done for you...something that hasn't been already shown in the books.